• WHEN Yllll WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING
AFI'ER RETIRING FROM THE MILITARY
@YUSHATHUMAS
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    • I had people telling me shit like “you know just because you aren’t in anymore you should respect the military rules and shave” lol fuck you bitch I’m home free
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    • If you make it home you deserve to do whatever you like.
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    • After, hell thats was me for three months before I retired.
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    • If you or 1 of your family members served in the US, and you see this comment, know that I appreciate you and everything you've done to keep us safe and free. I can only wish to be as couragious as you. Thank you.
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    • Off topic point but Military Members under 21 should be allowed to drink
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    • If you make it home, here are the rules you need to follow: 1. The law. Thats it. You put it all on the line for your country, you dont owe a damn thing more.
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    • just beat halo 2
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    • People can be just God awful. When my sister came back from the military no one showed her an ounce of respect. People made jokes about how she must have had sex with all the men or let everyone else do the work for her. I can't say for sure, but I think her 2 bullet wounds and awards say otherwise.
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    • If a person puts their life on the line to go out and potentially get blown to bits and makes it to retirement...that person can do whatever the fuck they want in my book!
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    • It doesn’t matter who you are, if someone comes up to you in your yard and initiates conversation with “is that a five o clock shadow?” Then “go fuck yourself” is a perfectly reasonable response
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    • When people retire from the military they deserve to do what ever the f#ck they want
      andrwmel 26 may
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    • “I spent 4 plus years busting my ass in places I didn’t want to be, kissing asses so I wouldn’t be sent clearing minefields. I don’t care what you have to say to me.”
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    • i get out in July. i will grow the greatest beard since gandalf
      stupid4u 23 may
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    • If you’re going to fight for my freedom and as well as everyone else’s do whatever you please when you get home it is up to you it is your life I say this for all the veterans because I am tired of the disrespect when they go out and fight for their life and come back and are dissed
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    • If my neighbor was a retired combat vet I’d be going out of my way to make friends.
      johnbrain 24 may
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    • Hands out of your pockets. Motherfucker it's cold and I could catch frostbite. Technically that's an order I dont have to follow
      islamsux2 24 may
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    • 621 days until I can do this
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    • I HAVE 11 DAYS LEFT YO.
      chirpfest 26 may
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    • I worked at a gas station for about 2 years and met a few people that served. And a good handful of them said that they would rather be in the military again then to put up with the shit people give them today.
      CuteFluff 26 may
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    • Not even joking vets in the US have to deal will all kinds of shit. Usually from liberals. Remember those marines that got attacked by ANTIFA? No? That's cuz CNN specifically cut out any reference to that event when they covered that protest.
      Zenith12 26 may
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    • I get discharged from the Air Force in 48 days :p
      Autos 24 may
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    • To anyone who spent time in the armed forces, thank you. Whether you saw combat or not you are all heroes and we appreciate you
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    • He doesn't have to care he's got his camero
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    • My Step-Dad acted the exact same way. I’ve also seen the same for most vets I’ve met. Smiles, coffee, and “I really don’t give a shit” to everything, but in a fun loving way
      RPPrince 28 may
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    • Lmao I feel like EVERYONE who gets out starts growing a beard. Did that myself just to see what it looked like
      birddad 27 may
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    • My friend told me the story of when he finally got out of the Marines and as he was walking back to his room with his paperwork saying that he was no longer enlisted and officially a retired marine one of his former CO's came up to him and tried giving him shit for being out of uniform
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    • My father says as soon as he's out he's gonna grow a long ass wizard beard and brew a shit ton of beer. He's been in for over 20+ years now and is on his last 4.
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    • If your a soldier that comes home, especially from a combat zone, then you can do whatever the fuck you want
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    • Imagine not being in the military ever and still telling retired soldiers what they should do.
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    • Let the man drink his coffee god damn it
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    • Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo Mike echo Papa Lima echo Alfa Sierra echo
      bzorro 29 may
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    • This shit cracked me the hell up lmao. being in the military myself, I already can’t wait for that epic day I retire. I imagine that day will be filled with the sound of breaking chains and the sweet smell of freedom...while drinking a beer and growing a bigass beard.
      Anakin_S 27 may
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    • My brothers coming back this week after 6 years and I'm freaking excited.
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    • But it didn't show his new camaro
      _Mira_ 24 may
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    • The military is like a crazy girlfriend. Drives you insane & make you want to cheat & leave. But once you do, you realize her crazy ass was what you needed in life & no matter how crazy things got, it was still better that what you got now
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    • Niggas in the army act like this while they in army. I see no difference
      votamins 24 may
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    • November India Golf Golf Echo Romeo
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    • Haha yup. That was me. DD214 in hand. “ Sup chief. Go fuck yourself.” 😎
      Taka_014 24 may
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    • I retire in 2 years...can't wait!
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    • Not retiring but I'm finishing 6 yrs in about a year and cant wait to get out!
      user1tom 24 may
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    • Then you get fat and wish your civilian job had better structure and your coworkers knew their place and you end up missing it. 😞
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    • Wait, people actually expect veterans to always have military etiquette after they’re out? I haven’t seen a case of that but jeez some people just need to shut up and mind their own business. Let people live come on lol
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    • Lol today I got my dd214. Not sure how to feel about it but definitely getting my viking bears
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    • a lot of people on here acting like they know military shit are 13
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    • iSmittty 28 may
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    • A coworker of mine is a retired sailor of 27 years, he's an asshole and proud
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    • Dude, if somebody was talking to me like the random person was talking to this guy about behavior, I'd probably punch em. not gonna lie
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    • Nigga I love our troops but they sure as hell ain’t fighting for our freedom
      bobnigga 27 may
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    • Yup. Got out last week
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    • "A Giant Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up"
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    • Bitch I'm like that now, after 8 years your give a fuck meter starts running low
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    • I haven't cut my hair in five years since I got out
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    • To All the vets that would read this; Thank you for your service regardless what you did. We love you and wish you only the best in life. Putting others before you is something most men and women on here will never understand!
      Sugacane 24 may
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    • Got my DD214, drove 6 hours and got high as fuck with my best friend that got out like 4 months prior.
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    • “You know we might be going to war soon” lol ppl who think that, then quit being a pussy and enlist yourself and stop whining to people who already served the country.
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    • I ain't shaved or cut my hair since I got out. They want me to shave? Get the VA to fix my hands that I can't straighten out anymore and we will talk
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    • This was the best part of features for me, almost everything else was pretty mediocre. Elon Musk making a minecraft server is pretty cool though.
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    • Then you marry the first person you see
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    • I'm gonna be putting in my two weeks notice and I can already feel the IDGAF pumping in my veins
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    • Fake. He’s not suicidal.
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    • Animefrey 25 may
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    • "harrasment complaint"? Oh dear, we got an over sensitive twink
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    • Ive had so many military guys get arrested at my work cause they think they can threaten and physically handle my associates when they dont get what they want. Thank you for serving but it doesnt give you the right to be an asshole and/or abuse workers and teenagers doing their jobs.
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    • 1 year left !! Cant wait
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    • Wearing a shirt with a drill sergeant on it with “TOO EASY” printed on it...yeah this guy no longer gives any fucks
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    • I ship out for basic training June 24th
      HibbyR 24 may
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    • Wait people tell you to still follow military protocol even after you retire? Seriously? Thats like asking a retired surgeon to scrub up to get groceries. I mean yell at me if im being insensitive to tradition but damn
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    • The rangers are aloud to have beards at least the 2nd 75th
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    • My stupidass isn’t re-enlisting that’s foshooooo
      wtf_kayla 24 may
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    • A giant cup of shut the fuck up
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    • I'm medically retired, the not so fun kinda retired
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    • My dad stopped shaving the day after we left base.
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    • Now that’s the way to live life, if it doesn’t affect you, you shouldn’t care
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    • His mug is great! "A Giant Cup of Shut the Fuck Up"
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    • No matter which military you serve in, if you spend your time to serve whatever country it is you are, then you deserve to do what you want. The military isn't an easy thing to get through war or no war, so I give my respect to all of you
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    • The first thing I did when I got out of the marine corps after shaving almost twice a day and weekly haircut cause I’m a hairy Italian/Norwegian man was grow a dope ass beard and my hair almost to my shoulders.
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    • This about to be my dad next year lmao
      253val 29 may
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    • Fake news. Military would ask you to curse more.
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    • Uhh and don’t get me started on all those people kissing my ass because their super fake patriotic bs get out of here you Republican motherfuckers.
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    • When you get that paper that sets you free, so you go back to see all the assholes you know
      Ofenced 25 may
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    • This guy is my spirit animal
      echoAK47 25 may
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    • I thought this was gonna be about flashbacks
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    • I do that now and I'm still in the military.
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    • Bruh that’s literally one of my people from my shop, her contract ended and yesterday was her last day of work, we had a cookout and everything
      i_Grim 24 may
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    • Where's the Camaro?
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    • This is just like when after my uncle got out of the marines and talked about how he didn’t like Obama and my dad jokingly was like “but he’s your commander in Chief you’re supposed to respect him” and my uncle was like “not anymore I’m out”
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    • *immediately gains 50 lbs & becomes an alcoholic sleepaholic*
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    • I love the military but posts like this just makes me hate it somtimes
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    • Me exactly 461 days,15 hrs, 56 min
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    • If you served in the military, you can say what ever the fuck you want.
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    • What a coincidence, i swore in about 3 hours ago
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    • I am preparing to go into the Marines any advice?
      The_Saint 24 may
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