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    • I wasn't planning on posting this on iFunny, but all my other platforms asked me to post this here.
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    • I can hear sadness in those words, i just hope your just tired and not sad man keep up the wholesome content
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    • man why is this man so freaking wholesome
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    • iFunny is like the dishes left in the sink for 2 days and HybridCalisthenics is the one buff, determined dude to clean each and every dish until it shines
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    • God bless
      stmichael 12 sep
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    • How’s it feel to be unanimously crowned king of an app?
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    • ALL HAIL THE KING 👑. On a more serious note thanks dude there are a lot of single dudes out here with 0 confidence because of their lack of relationships, and wholesome dudes like you help keep us out the suicide statistics. (Not that I'm suicidal its just that male confidence is through the floor)
      YOL0FAS 12 sep
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    • god youre so fucking cool, like the friend ive never had
      rikkachu 12 sep
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    • I’m 20 years old and I’ve never been in a relationship. Currently sitting by myself at the lake fishing. Never been happier.
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    • You know I've never thought about it that way. Thankyou sir
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    • Its not even a joke anymore. I pray to see this man make it big one day. Everyone deserves to hear him and know him. He is truly a man of principles, wisdom, peace and kindness. Legends have to start from somewhere.
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    • HybridCalisthenics bro I was legit telling my friend how sad I am. I was aiming for happiness but had envy with all my friends being in relationships. Thanks, man that lifted my spirits a bit.
      Skeltion 12 sep
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    • This. Please don't rush into a relationship because you're sad you're single. My parents recently got a divorce because they rushed into a relationship and wanted to stay together for their children, leading to over 2 decades of pain for everyone involved. Don't rush through, take your time finding
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    • Thank you, handsome exercise man
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    • My problem is ill never be happy without HybridCalisthenics
      Glute 12 sep
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    • HybridCalisthenics is the only one allowed to clap my cheeks
      neggur 12 sep
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    • How are you the last person to post your own video on ifunny? This is the 10th time I’ve seen this today and you’re the content creator.
      Camus 12 sep
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    • Yo I’m about to be severely called out aren’t I?
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    • Love him or hate him he spiting straight facts
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    • Everyone when they see him
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    • I've been a kissless virgin for more than 20 years now and it sucks because every day seems like another waste even though I try to actually be happy. I fear by "working on myself" I would have wasted way too much time and will he 30 or 40 year old geezer by then when all that's left for me are old
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    • I think I just wanna be valid and cared for. My mother doesn’t give a shit about me, my fathers not in my life, I live with people I hate except one. I just want out of the house I’m in but I can’t yet but it’s so hard to find happiness when you have no-one. People I once called friends don’t even
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    • This guy is a fucking god. I needed this :)
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    • I really needed this. Im going through a pretty rough divorce.
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    • You really are all knowing
      DIOs_mio 12 sep
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    • You know i really needed this man like ive actually been thinking and stressing about this idea alot lately because alot of my friends from highschool are married and have children and i felt like i was behind by a good bit and was just really having a tough time and besting myself up for thinking
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    • yo imagine how happy his gf gonna be
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    • I hope he posts something for Suicide Awareness. Ive been struggling with suicide and self for a good portion of my life and recently had a really bad episode, and i just want to hear Hybrid tell me everything will be alright and to just hold on. It wont fix me or anything, but it would feel nice.
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    • God bless this man. Thank you 🥺😢
      MissTori2 12 sep
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    • This man is literally uncle iroh.
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    • He speaks the truth. My last relationship was moving forward way too fast for me and i had to break it off. it wasn’t until near the the end that i saw all her red flags and then it all really came out of the woodwork after i broke it off.
      Go_Yellow 12 sep
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    • I love you.
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    • Are you in a relationship? Are you looking or just living your own life rn
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    • Oh I’m bilingual
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    • This is true. They rush things just like rushing to have a stable income by going to college to make it seem like theyre doing something. The system is a lie only to set you up for failure
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    • This is 100% legit. No need to rush, sex and shit is nice but it feels 10x better being with the one you truly care for and connect with. This hits more cause it's a lot of the military culture. In the AF, getting married to get out of the dorms is the dumbest thing you can do. 2-3 years of living-
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    • Man I've needed to hear that. My best friends were the popular kids in a small private school and could get with any girl they wanted, and I never could land a date. I felt like a lesser person most of the time because I wasn't as successful as them, like something was wrong with me. I still haven't
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    • One thing I was thinking that he left out: yes, you gotta be happy and find that first blah blah blah. But what a lot of people think is "oh once I find the right person then I'll be happy" but you can't rely on others to do that for you. If you're sad because you aren't in a relationship then you
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    • I said it once I’ll say it again. The man himself liked my comment on Instagram lmao. I swear to god dude, this is the modern day Mr. Rogers/Bob Ross as far as uplifting wholesomeness goes I swear
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    • My advice would be dont get into a serious relationship until you discover yourself and are happy and financially stable. Another note, wait until both of yall are at least 24 years
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    • I've been trying to tell people this for the longest time. It saddens me to see all the people rushing into relationships for the publicity or boasting rights about sex or whatever. Like sure you got laid, but are you really happy with this person? I'm glad others try to look at it the same way.
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    • Your like the Keanu Reeves of ifunny
      GrupSmith 12 sep
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    • Very true. I was single for 6 years. Figuring myself out, getting a career going, excelling in my other job, trying to figure out how to go about it. Found my husband, fell instantly in love, got my career kick started, I love my work now, I love him, life is good, I'm trying to get us to live in
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    • I needed this so badly
      KlSSLAND 13 sep
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    • I would be proud to call him a dad
      Hnngh 12 sep
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    • Part of the ship, part of the crew. New Iroh
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    • I sadly needed to hear this
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    • We've found the wisest man on earth
      moxymomo 12 sep
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    • Thank you, I needed this 💓
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    • Dang he seemed kinda sad, hope he’s aight
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    • I didnt rush into my relationship with my ex but we ended having our baby after almost 3 years of dating and and he just turned 7 months, but anyways, after she had him she ended up cheating on me with 2 different guys. And from what other people were telling me there were others before she got 1/2
      Crobbin 12 sep
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    • You really know your community well huh
      Sultan 12 sep
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    • Can you just tell me everything’s gonna be okay
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    • Whoo. Boy. This one hit close to home. Really hurting the last two months or do and there wasn't much improvement, even rushed into another relationship that lasted all of three weeks because I legitimately felt nothing towards the girl and ended it before I hurt her. I feel pretty shitty about it.
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    • I love this guy.
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    • He makes a great point! We need to strive for our own happiness rather than an illusion of what we think people think it is. Remember folks happiness does not mean the same thing for everyone.
      yabu 12 sep
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    • You are amazing and I truly care about what you say. I’m single now for about a year and have made the choice that I need to be happy with myself before I can be happy with someone else. I used to date people to pretend I’m happy, but now that I’ve done counseling, gotten on medication,
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    • *all of iFunny watched*
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    • actually very wise
      DarkVader 12 sep
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    • Girl just told me she needs to "explore more". A.K.A. I wanna get fucked by a few more guys before you so yeah this helps, thank you captain
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    • I know this’ll get lost in the comments but, my life has been a fucking roller coaster. When I look back at my high school years, I realize how much I fucked up and was just an awkward antisocial retard. I never hung out with friends outside of school and no one ever liked my actual personality(con)
      Nigloid 12 sep
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    • Im simply horrid to look at and seem to have a repulsive personality. That combination seems to not attract women... Shocker
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    • i agree thanks dude, to anyone who is self conscious or feels lonely just note that you are going at your own pace and need to improve to be someone worth loving when that time comes, good luck brothers
      Chispitsa 12 sep
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    • I feel this way. Sure I may not have ever been on a date, but I find solace in my relationship status. I see way too many friends and peers much less happy in their relationships and the aftermaths.
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    • You are a great man and I truly believe you are sent by God. You can believe whatever you want but I think I really needed to hear that today. Thank you
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    • Just got my first girlfriend a while back at the age of 24. Don’t sweat it too much.
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    • I’m single because my mom thinks just loving another female even at 16 is a sin against god. And now I’ll have no idea what I’m doing when I go straight from single to marriage cuz that’s what they want me to do 🙃
      Sqeegy 12 sep
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    • All hail the king
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    • You know what, I think you are right. I guess I never thought of it that way. Thank you.
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    • I’m not trying to rush into one but fuck can’t even get one anybody here been single for 32 years think I’m gonna break a record boys
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    • HybridCalisthenics be my dad
      Parlay 12 sep
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    • He's right. I'm 34f. I was happily single after my 1st heartbreak 12 years go. Didn't try again for years. Next guy turned out to be terrible, so I stopped dating. A friend of a friend is how my partner found me 4 years ago in Oct. He's not a perfect man & no 1 is, but he's one of the best (1/2)
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    • HybridCalisthenics can you post something about how to stay safe during these fires? Just some motivation or something, because my state is burning:(
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    • I'm voluntarily single because bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks. Do you have advice for that?
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    • This is extremely true, I’m 19 and married to my high school sweetheart but unhappy. He’s really toxic and I married him at a low point in my life thinking it would make me happy. Now I got my head on straight and too scared to take the steps to divorce. I’m waiting till after I go to Marine Basic..
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    • I needed to hear this. Only I didn’t expect to hear it from you. So thank you
      Click16 12 sep
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    • you are the best dude thanks for making me feel better on my rough day
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    • This is the most truth I've heard all year
      Snoopie 13 sep
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    • currently in my first relationship, lets hope I havent rushed into anything or that I wont fuck it up
      Yiikou 12 sep
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    • That’s some good advice homie
      Glisten 12 sep
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    • You really know your fanbase brother.
      DadRap 12 sep
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    • Dude you don’t know how much I needed this today. Thanks my guy!
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    • What an outstanding individual he doesn’t gain to be this encouraging or helpful it he still does it. If an influencer were an actual career path and not a joke this should be what it looks like
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    • How do I get on the level of “with the shits” that this guy is on?
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    • Damn, I could've sworn this was tailored exactly for iFunny, thank you HybridCalisthenics! My mom needs to hear this one because she keeps talking to me about it lol
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    • Yo lemme just say, I was in a long lasting relationship that was really great, but the last year was completely toxic. Just everyday it was getting hate from her or me just self loathing. I realized I had to better myself and left her. Best decision I made. Relationships won't bring you happiness.
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    • My gf just broke up with me again and i needed this so much I love you man, fuck I needed this😭😭
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    • You're such a genuinely nice guy, I hope ifunny has been treating you right, I've seen a couple bad things abt you here & there on this platform, but I dont believe them, I hope you yourself are having a beautiful day
      aight_so 12 sep
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    • Dude, this legitimately made me feel better and actually think about this. Thank you king. Part of the ship -
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    • I just want to be considered attractive by at least one person
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    • Feel like people are just afraid to speak to the other gender
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    • Thanks I needed this
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    • I’ve been very worried lately because the girl I have feelings for and I literally won’t see each other for at least 3 years, she doesn’t know I have feelings for her, and it could even be 7 years or I may never see her again. We haven’t spoken online in months and even longer in person, obviously
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    • I’m a “grass is always greener” guy. In a relationship I’d rather be single and in when I’m single I want a relationship
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    • Fact— I moved in with my girlfriend, we’ve been together 3 years but we’re young and Right now I would never let go of her but if we do break up down the line i know its gonna be super tough
      DrZwicky 12 sep
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    • Found my fucking guru
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    • Will you consider marrying a Captain? Because I am Captain of a ship, and being Captain of a ship I could infact perform a marriage. Right here, right on this deck, right...NOW
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