• you people don't actually want
girlfriends, you want a personified
coping mechanism to materialise in
your room in the shape of a girl and
magically fall in love with you and fix
ssxeupo
allyor.r problems or something idk.
The fact that it's totally devoid from
conceivable reality is itself the appeal because you
can keep blaming all your problems on this made up
unattainable scapegoat instead of addressing the
underlying issues and the fact that most of you
wouldn't be able to engage in an intimate relationship
or even truly want one in actual reality. It's kind of like
girls who have romcom syndrome but more severe.
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    • "They hated him because he spoke the truth"
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    • The flaw here, is that I know I'm not ready for a relationship, so I just say that it would be nice and move on. I know I'm the root of all the problems that I can fix and I fix them.
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    • Had to dislike cuz I didn't want to read it. I'd rather spend my time materializing my girlfriend that fixes all my problems
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    • You're right, I don't want a girlfriend. Women are just awful
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    • Damn forgot the name of the song its been so long. Anybody remember?
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    • Anon spits straight facts
      Zander 4 aug
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    • No, I'd rather have a gf. Problem is they're all dumb where's. Its so fucking hard to find a girl who's not dumb as fuck or crazy.
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    • Idk man im tryna pull a girl rn. She’s hella beautiful
      omegagay 4 aug
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    • Tbh this applies more to the ppl on the board than just general lonely people. R9k is another breed, they have more development and childhood issues rather than just “no trad gf”
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    • How do you NOT do this
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    • Song
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    • I slightly disagree. I would like a partner to do activities with and introduce me to things that I wouldn't normally be interested in and vice versa. It's more to build the basic framework of a family. I see the anons point but only slightly disagree.
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    • You should fix yourself before you try to get a partner, because even if someone accepts you, it would be a toxic relationship
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    • "I just want someone to cuddle with" STFU f.ggot
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    • Of course I do actually want a girlfriend. I want a girl to fuck and to be emotional with. Other than that, why would I talk to a woman?
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    • I know my flaws and can work on them on my own. I just want a gf cause it'd be nice tbh. I know I don't need one
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    • Nah I just want a gf to love me for me. I'm not perfect and have problems like everyone else but having s girlfriend doesn't fix them but having someone you love does make it easier to handle your own shit
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    • Drive is such a good movie
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    • All my problems lie with me, but a gf would be nice
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    • See. I know my flaws. You're right, I don't really want a girlfriend. I want a loving wife and children. My issues have been my burden for years but dont think for a second i wouldnt kill for the basic intimacy that two loving individuals can have.
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    • Correct. I want a 2D catgirl. Real women make life more stressful.
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    • it all ties back to you
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    • Where can I find a pic of the original greentext
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    • No. I want my gf to be here instead of at her campus because I need to FUCK.
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    • I have a wonderful and beautiful girlfriend who loves me so much, and I feel so fucking guilty because she’s exactly what I want but I feel my love slipping and the thought of breaking up with her and hurting her like that destroys me...
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    • Yes and?
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    • you guys will find one just keep doing you and don’t think too much about it. love is nice but it’s only an enhancer to the life you currently have, so work on that while waiting for the right moment
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    • “Or even want one” damn realest shit said. A nigga can just say he’s trying to talk shit until he reads that line.
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    • Yeah, that's almost exactly what I want, thanks for putting it into words
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    • Born to game forced to get girls
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    • What is romcom syndrome?
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    • Could not relate, cool song doe
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    • Nah nigga I just want to pound a big booty cutie
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    • Such a great song
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    • Song is Nightcall
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    • Ifunny doesnt hate ALL women, we just hate stupid bitches and whores.
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    • How do you know when you have one worth keeping?
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    • Ok just because it’s 100% true doesn’t mean I still don’t wanna kick 100% of his ass
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    • Basically, fix yourself first, homo.
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    • Honestly i dont want a girlfriend. I would only hurt them. What I DO want is to see the light leave a mans eyes by man hands
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    • I just want a friend
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    • Cope lmao
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    • Yes, that is 100% true.
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    • Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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    • And
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    • I tell you what, building a lasting relationship with the woman I love has been neverending work most difficult thing I've ever done. But it's worth it. It is not for the lazy.
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    • I almost just want someone there to lead me. For me to serve.
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    • Girls?
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    • I've come to the realization that this guy either JUST got a girl or is projecting all this shit. The reason I can't get a girl is because I can't find what I want out of the girls around me and my relationship problems stem from them being hypocrites and liars
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    • Fucking love Kavinsky
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    • Nah
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    • Yup
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    • K then, and what makes you the expert here
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    • Damn, dude hit the nail on the head
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    • nah, i want to make a family
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    • Relationships and marriages don’t last because most of the time because you don’t feel the same way towards each other as you did when you had first been together. Preferences and behaviors change meaning you might not desire them anymore.
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    • I wish to be incredibly skilled in all forms of combat, firearms, melee weapons, and throwing weapons so that I may kill evil people and finally have value on this earth as a weapon myself
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    • No i want my cock blown dude
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    • Not gonna lie I would have to agree with him there if it were me from a few years back
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    • I agree. But I just don't want to be lonely anymore
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    • No i just want someone who will hold my hand and won’t fuck my best friend
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    • Moral is: lift heavy. Do something with yourself that you can be proud of and pray. The rest will follow
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    • Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you should say it :(
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    • Yes. Now let me believe otherwise.
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    • Nah, I just want someone who will put the same effort into a relationship that I wil
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    • Also why would I want to date a woman
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    • I onlly repost this cuz I like drive it yood movie
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    • I only do the “hrrrgh 7 ft tall femdom” ironically, I legit won’t care what a girl has, except fat women, hate them.
      Krona 15 aug
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    • Well yeah
      CadetKino 15 aug
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    • Oh god he’s fucking spot on
      Chair_ 15 aug
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    • I just want a girl that makes me happy
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    • Figuring this out is what made me stop being a fatggot and start lifting. I am no longer fat at the very least :)
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    • YESS I LOVE THIS SONG
      stmichael 15 aug
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    • Why do people always post Ryan Gosling. I never understood that
      TCBM_IV 15 aug
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    • this one actually hit pretty hard but recently i’ve come to realize this and i actually started trying to better myself in any ways that i can which i’ve never done before and it’s proven to be really hard but i’m trying to pull through
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    • Song sounds neat, what's it's name?
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    • Song?
      uhsure 14 aug
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    • Personified coping mechanism? I thought that was called companionship
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    • It's literally impossible to meet women.
      Corm 14 aug
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    • All of ifunny shaking rn
      Swaelee 14 aug
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    • Love this movie and its soundtrack.
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    • I don’t want to be like this
      Ascaso 14 aug
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    • I'd like one, but I'm glad I got over that intense need for one. I have to love myself before anyone.
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    • I realized that too, so I'm single and working things out so that I'm not looking for a coping mechanism
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    • There's a difference between gloating over it and then daydreaming about them to make yourself feel better. I know wanting a wife has motivated me to start making money, exercising, getting shit together. Eventually I realized I dont need a wife or gf and I'm happy, but I'll be ready when she comes.
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    • Fuck
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    • Yeah :(
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    • Damn maybe if real women weren't fucking retarded I would want one more than this
      ilunachan 11 aug
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    • I don't want someone to come in and magically fix all my problems. I just don't want to try solving them alone anymore. I want someone that gives me a reason to be here. Alot of people's lives are so devoid of meaningful contact with others, that even themselves don't know who they are.
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    • No, I want a girlfriend
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    • jesus
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    • CVNT5 8 aug
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    • See i don't want a gf to fix all my problems. I struggle with some things that won't ever go away. I have facial scarring and health issues and struggle with my mental health. I just want someone to accept that.
      MEAL 8 aug
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    • I used to be like this
      Sioon 8 aug
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    • Ah well, in the bottle it goes
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    • Song
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    • this song gets ruined so hard by the voice
      Purpur 8 aug
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    • My Tulpa disagrees with you
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