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guard works for a cemetery.
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    • Did you hear that slapping part? Hrrrng, Satan, I'm trying to steal the souls of the innocent, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guard.
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    • I can’t watch with sound right now, someone like this so I can come back to it
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    • This video was on YouTube and there's actually a kid in the beginning right in the corner
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    • How can he even fit his big fucking balls through those hallways
      Emmyyyyy 28 jul
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    • This must be that $80/hr graveyard nightshift job offer. Pay me that much and I'll find those ghost noons and keep that cemetery cleaner than my foreskin
      Bananas 27 jul
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    • noon if I work at a cemetery and I hear a fucking mouse breath outa place I'm sprinting home
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    • Better put some torches down.
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    • Are we not gonna mention the voice saying "help" after he enters?
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    • I worked security during college, i was at a power plant for a little while, mostly graveyard shifts..... there’s GIGANTIC empty buildings at night because nobody uses them....if you think you aren’t afraid of the dark, try walking around in creepy ass echoey buildings with nothing but a flashlight
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    • I watched the full video thanks to nukes top 5. And in the beginning you can actually see a little kid standing to the right of the screen once he rounds the building. Like so everyone can see! Also check out nukes top 5 and see his videos! He has all kinds!
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    • Oh helllllll this is in Savannah Georgia! I didn't believe in ghosts or god until I visited there. I was walking past the stairs in a restaurant and I got a shiver and something grabbed my foot and I fell. All the workers just stared at me wide eyed. Months later I found out shit happens often.
      Kacydilla 28 jul
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    • Y'all hear that little girl say hello during it? I almost shit my pants.
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    • Just imagine this: He turns a corner right when his flashlight turns off. The next thing he hears is someone’s feet like they’re running and it’s getting louder
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    • How could he walk around with the weight of his fucking balls?
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    • Bruh them bitch ass kids boutta get clapped by some 9mm hollowpoints
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    • "HELLO?" *Slapslapslapsl-*
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    • This guy is just trying to do his jobs but these fucking ghosts are always doing stupid shit. Hope when he dies he goes back there to beat the shit out of them.
      RaizaGuns 30 jul
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    • Who else heard help
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    • 6_F_D 25 jul
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    • Yeah but for 80$ an hour it's worth it
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    • I worked as a security guard for years, and I worked in a creepy place like this at night time. You become desensitized to it quickly. Towards the end I would was around the building without a flash light because I knew the layout so well.
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    • Probably fake but if not the dudes got balls
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    • When you hear noises in the cemetery and all the Jesus crosses in the world can't stop the words "Jesus fucking Christ." I'm sure the Lord understands this time
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    • This is video is a few months old by now but there's an entire documentation of the security guard, police reports he made, his experiences and etc. Just Google it
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    • This is just Let's Play footage from Outlast.
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    • Scary thing: *happens* Grown ass man: *opens tiktok*
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    • Someone like this so I can show this to my girlfriend maybe she will get scared she is only scared of Pennywise for now she is the brave one I am the scaredy-cat
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    • I've had this happen to be when i was a secuirty guard at a cemetery in PA. When 3 kids wanted to scare me i just shouted "yo kids enjoy your night with the dead" and shut the door. It was the only entrance so i just waited for them to run on out.
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    • You can hear the fear in his voice. Rationally you know it’s gunna be fine but there’s that small part that goes ya but what if...
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    • Omnidirectional lights and cameras should be mandatory for this shit change my mind
      Kektaro 26 jul
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    • "Hey dude, you wanna come hang out with me at the Cemetery and help me make a creepy video?"
      Mr_Yoink 26 jul
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    • I'm a security guard we do this shit to entertain ourselves and the. Scare the new guy each week
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    • Found it.
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    • The most terryfing sound: something running but you have no idea where it is or if its running at you
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    • cattttt 25 jul
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    • Tmw he doesn't have a reaction to what sounds like a voice responding to one of his hellos
      _Squire_ 25 jul
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    • I actually follow this guy on tiktok. All his videos are faked and it doesn’t take much to realize this. In one there’s literally a kid standing there for a solid 3 seconds before spiriting after the security guard quietly says “Go”. Fake videos but fun content ngl
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    • How does he walk through the halls with those massive balls
      __C3PO__ 25 jul
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    • This dude really does not believe in ghosts lol. He is 100% alone in that building and still believes it's some teenagers making noise.
      GioDude02 25 jul
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    • Anyone know where I can get the full video?
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    • Oh fuck no, you couldn’t pay me a 100 dollars an hour to work there hell nah. I did not need to watch this so late at night
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    • I mean if you dont believe in the paranormal then at best you've got multiple people trespassing. I'd call the police in way less time than he stayed in there recording.
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    • Could you make the video a little smaller please. There wasn’t enough space for the caption around it so I didn’t know how to react to the video.
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    • Y’all I’m by myself in the dark and this shit got my heart beating
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    • I wanna see a show of an old security guard who works at a cemetery. Only his job isn't to keep people out, but zombies in. And he's very bored with his job and thinks nothing of it, usually reading a book or something. Then a new guy gets hired and he freaks out every time.
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    • Like you know it's literally just some damn kids but our stupid brains are still going to make us think it's the dead or ghosts or something and just make us even more fucking scared even though they aren't real, our brains are fucking wierd
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    • someone said hello when he said hello security
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    • yo he took the $80 an hour 10pm to 5am job
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    • Hears a noise at work, *starts recording a tik tok*
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    • Petition to give security guards at cemeteries silver bullets and a 18 round mag
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    • I heard “help me” after he said come out.
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    • Everyone’s an atheist until they’re terrified
      Auride 29 jul
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    • Fuck you goat man
      wampus7 28 jul
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    • Anybody else hear "help" when he says hello security?
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    • Am I the only person who heard a "help" the first time he said hello?
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    • For those that don’t know, at the beginning of the video, if you look to the left. There is a boy standing there that the officer didn’t notice
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    • I wanna say it’s fake but . Oh wait it’s ticktok so yea it’s fake sorry bud
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    • When he first went in and said “hello, security” y’all heard help right?
      dakkyboi 25 jul
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    • God damned slapping noise made me think someone was running at him and I jumped
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    • I would work security for a cemetary in a heartbeat
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    • Anybody else catch the part where he first goes "hello security" and something fucking says HELP!?
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    • Imagine fucking with someone just trying to do their job.
      Schwiften 25 jul
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    • I want the full 🙁
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    • its several dudes hiding in one spot just banging on shit
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    • I just got a job at Arlington cemetery for 25 an hour. I’ll have my soul eaten by a demon for that kind of money.
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    • Why TF did I watch this a second time when it's 2:30 AM
      Luco5 25 jul
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    • GmanV 25 jul
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    • Hearing the footsteps slapping makes me so anxious. One of my fears is hearing footsteps close in but not seeing anything.
      AshCat 25 jul
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    • Okay so people are saying that there’s a kid to the right, passing a corner OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING .
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    • So, people saying this is fake because it's on tiktok, but this was shown first in YouTube. I watched this a few weeks back on nukes top 5
      Sinjester 25 jul
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    • Yo I didn't need that this time of muthafucking night yall.
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    • I love how it gets closer and QUICKLY gets farther away then QUICKLY comes closer. It's either multiple people or a demon. Either way they're having fun with this guy
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    • Hey chief no thanks
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    • This security guy radiates huge dick energy
      oudcdc 25 jul
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    • i’ve been following this guy for a while and his videos are fucking creepy. definitely recommend checking them out
      idiotbabe 31 jul
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    • Look at the right side when he walk that corner outside it looks like a little kid standing there
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    • Is it impossible that it's either A) Staged, or B) Some kids messing with the guard?
      Fluf 30 jul
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    • anyone else see the mf kid standing around the corner at the start???
      Spaceiest 29 jul
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    • there’s a kid to the right when the video first starts he’s behind the corner the guy walked right past him then he’s gone
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    • My noon put yo phone away and get yo gun out
      blaze10 27 jul
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    • Did you guys see the kid standing right around the corner on the right in the beginning?
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    • This man's got huge balls
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    • If it says tik tok at the top, it's a joke. No serious person goes to take a video when they are scared for their life, and proceeds to open tik tok instead of. Idk. The actual fucking camera
      phrankt97 26 jul
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    • This is when you lock all the doors and wait for them to try to get out lol
      Jerando 26 jul
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    • I'm trying to scare the guards but I'm dummy thicc and it keeps alerting him
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    • At the start when he walking around outside corner you can see a kid. Like 5 seconds in
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    • Hell naw~ to the naw naw, naw~
      majzeal60 25 jul
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    • You expect me to believe the first reaction a security had to hearing noises was to post on tic tok
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    • "IM GETTING PAID TO MAKE SURE YALL SLEEP WELL, FUCK OFF AND APPRECIATE ME"
      kingpin01 25 jul
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    • u guys didnt hear a girl say “help”?
      miameow87 25 jul
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    • There is what looks to be a young boy standing around the corner at the beginning of the video where the man tapping did not see and in the original video he comes back out from where he came with no child in sight, so definitely a ghost boi
      00DOGLET 25 jul
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    • Kid standing
      MemeSir 25 jul
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    • I worked as a security guard in a graveyard once, and I had to get up in the middle of the night because two people broke in, to have sex on top of their grandmothers grave.
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    • I work as a security guard on a college campus and the other night I had a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask stare at me through my office door at 2 am and start banging on the door super aggressive like. But I'm not dumb I just called the cops
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    • So its a screen recording of a tweet that took the video from tik tok and then posted it on Instagram then stolen to be put on ifunny. Wheres the redditors saying it was stolen from reddit
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    • Hear a little girl answer him so I’m gonna have to turn this one off chief
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