yuuko yuuko
19 jun
THIS IS MICHAEL SCHUR
He was a writer & producer for The Office US.
He co-created Parks & Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine.
He created The Good Place and produced Master Of None.
He does not get enough credit or admiration.
Oh Yes, he also played Mose Schrute.
THIS IS MICHAEL SCHUR He was a writer & producer for The Office US. He co-created Parks & Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine. He created The Good Place and produced Master Of None. He does not get enough credit or admiration. Oh Yes, he also played Mose Schrute.
Celebrities : *flexing with their $100,000 watch*
My $40 watch telling me the same time :
Celebrities : *flexing with their $100,000 watch* My $40 watch telling me the same time :
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me...
Him:
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me... Him:
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
I'm tired, boss.
Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
John Coffey
"The Green Mile"
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
7 jan 2021
I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. John Coffey "The Green Mile"
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if
Know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
William
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
XxTheMan18xx XxTheMan18xx
23 sep 2020
Know the difference It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings Drake: 4 legs, flightless wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered William Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
sad_danthebrownkid sad_danthebrownkid
12 jan 2021
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Lord_Of_Soup Lord_Of_Soup
16 jun
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
when you're committing tax fraud with your sister
- hope mom and dad dont find dut,
stevencase stevencase
22 jun
when you're committing tax fraud with your sister - hope mom and dad dont find dut,
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV
(confused unga bunga)
Lo_mein_mayne Lo_mein_mayne
9 dec 2020
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV (confused unga bunga)
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises*
Cats:
Activating instant kill.
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises* Cats: Activating instant kill.
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it