ShaunSanchez ShaunSanchez
24 sep 2020
Why'd he eat every tiktok girl up like that? Wait for it
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
camille
@cam42069
Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 sep 2020
camille @cam42069 Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017
*Drops Phone*
Me: "Please don't be cracked"
Phone:
FF
HighBalls HighBalls
9 jan 2021
*Drops Phone* Me: "Please don't be cracked" Phone: FF
Me when my PC demolishes a $300
console in running Cyberpunk
VINDICATION!
Annihilus Annihilus
14 dec 2020
Me when my PC demolishes a $300 console in running Cyberpunk VINDICATION!
We are very confused
Are you
mommy?
We are very confused Are you mommy?
Roast me! Let me hear something new!
rawara
You look pretty
Reply #12
% +384 is that the roast?
You asked for something you never heard before
GetFucked123
25 sep 2020
Roast me! Let me hear something new! rawara You look pretty Reply #12 % +384 is that the roast? You asked for something you never heard before
When you open the trashcan lid on a really hot summer day
CountessBathory CountessBathory
24 feb
When you open the trashcan lid on a really hot summer day
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
_SwissCheats_ _SwissCheats_
24 sep 2020
me: thinking look cute I with my piercings
SOUS ONE?
OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?)
INES
Acme11111 Acme11111
21 sep 2020
SOUS ONE? OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?) INES
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
ZynergyNova ZynergyNova
27 oct 2020
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
The look your gWves you splls the tea
The look your gWves you splls the tea
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
green_hair green_hair
5 mar
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
Cats and dogs usually in Cartoons
and
kinky_tiger1944 kinky_tiger1944
21 sep 2020
Cats and dogs usually in Cartoons and