• When you stole a Nintendo Ds in 51h
grade and the teacher says no ones
leavéng until we search all backpacks
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    • This is more of a confession than a meme
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    • So you're the trucker who stole my 3DS
      Pastell 29 mar
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    • Hilarious but you're a fucking asshole if you steal a DS from someone
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    • If you ever stole someone’s DS, you are probably a drug addict now
      qwart 29 mar
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    • Or don't fucking steal
      Xyro 29 mar
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    • If you can relate to this you probably wore basket ball short every day, was sickly thin cause your single crack mom too busy doing crack to feed you, and your name is Jordan
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    • If you're gonna pull off a heist like that: steal it, hide it in a bathroom ceiling tile, let her check bags, leave and collect stolen DS
      xFrank 31 mar
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    • If you stole someones DS you're a right
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    • back in kindergarten i was trying to hide my little transformer toy cause i didnt have pockets so my friend told me to hide it under the sandbox, end of the day i go and check for it, its gone. I tell the teacher and she makes everyone line up and empty thier pockets and my friend had it lol
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    • Was i the only one who didn’t try to steal everything they wanted in elementary school??
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    • When you didnt take it but start having anxiety anyway
      JRR_Gimli 31 mar
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    • Damn at least the teacher offered to search for it, had to turn in my ds for state testing (wanted something to do after the test was over but before we were released) and someone took it out of the bin before i got to it and the teachers just told me tough shit. Found out who took it tho
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    • You’re a piece of shit if you did that
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    • You're an asshole if you stole someone's ds.
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    • What kind of asshole steals a DS
      LiveVibes 29 mar
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    • Omg this made me remember- I fuckin HATED this bitch ass little kid in like 3rd grade- he’d always call me stupid and ugly and I had enough so one day his hand held pencil sharpener was on his desk and everyone was leaving for lunch and I took that mother fucker!!! I’d never ever had one so I was
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    • don’t remember being a scummy pickpocket
      Sweb 30 mar
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    • I had my ds taken away by a substitute when I was playing during freetime and he put it in the teachers desk and said I couldn’t have it until school next week, it was friday, you better bet right when I left I ran over and grabbed that shit back, this was in like 4th grade
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    • All thieves should be publicly hanged.
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    • How black are you?
      Darwinism 29 mar
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    • Who TF casually just steals something like that?
      duke3478 29 mar
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    • What type of person steals a ds man; fuckin low life pieces of shit
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    • One time I flushed a bunch of D batteries down my school's toilet and caused a massive plumbing problem
      klitoris 4 apr
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    • YOU’RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE MY DS???
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    • At that point I slip it out when no one's looking and shove it up my ass
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    • Can’t relate because I was raised right
      xORIONx 30 mar
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    • I had my insulin pump stolen when I was 9, the teacher just said I shouldnt of had it out in class. I have always had to monitor my insulin intake because of diabetic seizures.
      SoffBean 29 mar
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    • I want to shoot people like this
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    • If you actually stole one you’re a piece of trash
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    • people who steal from people should actually just die. like how can someone be so selfish. like i can see like stealing food if your dying and from a big corporation but if yall stealing someones personal belongings then ur the biggest piece of shit on earth.
      Juju 29 mar
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    • In 2nd grade some kid brought all 200 somthing dollars of his bday money to school to showoff. Longstory short i stole it. Stuffed it up under my nutsack and walked with a limp for the next 5 hours git home and washed that shit off. Thanks for all the toys i got with it jake.
      skwirell 29 mar
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    • Anyone who stole other kids electronics deserve to die. Literally something is so wrong with you should be killed.
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    • If you stole a DS you’re an asshole
      wolfdry 29 mar
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    • Sorry I’m not an asshole so I can’t relate
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    • That's why you put it in your prison pocket.
      Laterlus 4 apr
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    • Someone framed me and put it in my bag practice your best shocked face
      Ayaoshba 31 mar
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    • That guy has rabies in the video
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    • If you stole someones DS you belong in hell
      0Y0X 29 mar
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    • What sick bastard does that i remember i dropped my psp and my friend picked it up and hid it from the teachers and gave it right back to me and he wanted to play it so bad but he didnt steal it... i was shocked
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    • Fuck you little piece of shit thieves, thats why all our back packs had to get locked up
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    • There was this kid who kept taking my Pokemon cards and after a while I found him in the middle of doing it and told my teacher and it got so big the kid fucking moved
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    • My teacher back in middle school decided to take a day off, next day he came in to find that the class laptops we're all gone. Just about everyone in class had taken one. I still have that laptop
      JTelis 29 mar
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    • Once had a teacher tell me i wouldnt pass calculus, kinda pissed me off, got into a debate, he said hed buy me a ti-83 if I managed to pass. I passed, he wouldnt pay up, so i stole his ti-83.
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    • He has rabies if anyone was wondering. It makes you hydrophobic
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    • some kid stole my Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game when he said that hed beat one of the bosses for me back in 2nd grade. I still remember his name. fuck you Abraham.
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    • If you stole someone’s DS you are the lowest form of scum
      Hiroye3to 29 mar
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    • If a kid (or anyone, for that matter) ever consciously steals, they deserve an ass-whooping IMO.
      Quarrel 29 mar
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    • I brought my box of Pokémon cards to school one day and my mom literally said in the morning that I shouldn’t because they might get stolen and sure enough I came home crying that day because someone stole my Pokémon cards, needless to say I came into school the next week wearing a trench coat
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    • If you steal someones ds and aren't ready to get your ass handed to you, dont steal it
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    • Plot twist: there is weed in the backpack.
      ItsJam 3 apr
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    • Someone actually stole my DS in 5th grade
      PudinPop 2 apr
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    • I stole this little rights mini iPod bc she destroyed some artwork or shit in the fourth grade. They searched bags but I had already hid it in my ass crack.
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    • When the cop says "mind if i search the car?"
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    • Stealing someones ds should result in the death penalty
      evyevy 30 mar
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    • Dude a buddy of mine let me borrow his blue fat ds so i took it to school and some kid accused me saying it was his and that I had stolen it. Dumb ass lady believed him and confiscated it from me. My mom had to come get it for me. Boy did she put them in their place.
      ElDeath 30 mar
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    • When I was thirteen I stole this girl's phone, and the teacher said that no one was allowed to leave until she searched our bags. Except me, because I didn't have a bag that day. I just had the phone in my bra. (The girl was a bitch who liked to pick on the special needs kids so I had no pity)
      Ice496 30 mar
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    • There was this one bitch at the after school program that was a kleptomaniac or something and every time something went missing, it was in her bag. Kept things simple for a while though.
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    • All of you guys are fucking stupid if you can relate to stealing someone’s shit
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    • I asked this guy if I could borrow his pokemon game he said no so I memorized his code and broke into his locker stole the game played it for a week and gave it back
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    • I laughed when people did this how u plannin on chargin it when it dies???
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    • I never stole one because I’m not black
      PotdeO 29 mar
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    • A dude stole my sisters phone in middle school, took a bunch of selfies on it, then acted like he “found it on the bus” and never deleted his pictures he took. They weren’t great.
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    • You are scum to do that to someone
      Fobico 29 mar
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    • In middle school they accused me of theft and didn’t let me get on the bus to go home. My mom came in and fucked their shit up.
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    • Im not total trash so i cant relate
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    • If you stole someone's DS you suck
      Rulford 29 mar
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    • I remember some kid during my freshman year tried to steal a scale in my biology class and the teacher brought out the vice principal and told everyone to open their backpacks and he looked so ashamed but that’s what he gets for being a dickwad
      LeComics 29 mar
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    • Your an ass if you did that to other kids and I hope you got caught and your mom threw your ds away
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    • When ur a suicide bomber and its take your kid to work day
      bommaster 29 mar
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    • Everyone who relates to this meme is in jail now
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    • Some nigga stole my ds and it was the gold triforce one that came with the phantom hour glass or something and I never found who did it
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    • Based on these comments all of you have shitty parents that didn't teach you stealing is wrong.
      Etiketi 29 mar
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    • I got my 3ds stolen in my last year of high school....why kids gotta be like this...it fucking sucks..
      TobiPaws 29 mar
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    • If you steal a DS you deserve to be castrated
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    • If a kid brought a DS to school they probably deserved to get it stolen.
      thatfake 4 apr
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    • I lost an iPad and the school did fuck all to get it back
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    • I remember I killed a butterfly and then threw it in the trash inside the classroom and the teacher wouldn't let us leave until someone confessed
      kaylois 3 apr
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    • So you’re the fucker that stole my DS
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    • teacher:pulls Ar-15 out of my backpack
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    • Bro I broke a kids arm who stole my ds then he home schooled for 5 years then when he came back he was known as a theif until he moved
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    • We used to have iPads in my middle school and one day this bad kid stole one and made the entire 6th grade classes go on lockdown until the principal started patting kids down and then a whole bunch a parents showed up cause the principal was touching kids and then the cops came told us to go home
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    • Put that shit in my pants over my butt and then tighten my belt and they couldn't find it sorry not sorry James
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    • Well screw you for stealing my ds
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    • I stole a ds in 3rd grade and hid it in my wasteband and they checked my backpack and didn’t find shit.
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    • At my school thats illegal. They cant search your bag unless law enforcement or security says so. One kid made a joke about carrying weed in his bag so the teacher wanted to search his bag so I checked the handbook, “teachers cannot search bags unless law enforcement/security is present” lol
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    • Can't relate, I was never a broke ass thief.
      th3r4g3 30 mar
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    • Im not worried. Thanks to my gym teacher I can easily hide a 3ds up my ass.
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    • Someone stole my pikachu Gameboy sp with all the games in middleschool. If I ever find them, I'm going to shank them and throw their body to a pack of hungry hyenas.
      Faustians 30 mar
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    • Never be the kid who fuckin steals a DS dude :’0 it’s so sad to see the kid upset when they have it stolen
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    • Oh really thats how it suppose to be so the guy that stole my advance sp with pokemon emerald got away with it because the teacher just didnt care
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    • I had a kid cry when he got caught stealing one of those fancy mechanical pencils from staples
      Vaughn 29 mar
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    • This guy had rabies and had to force himself to drink water
      Tideez 29 mar
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    • There was a chick in 4th grade that stole my one bite mini brownies out of my lunch everyday and the teacher made her bake me 24 servings as an apology
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    • If you actually stole someone's shit like this you are scum
      Ouroboros 29 mar
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    • “Hey look I just found in under this desk”
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    • Lol some kid stole 5 iphones in the gym locker room. He put them in the dumpster to get them later and the trash truck took off and they got him hiding the phones on camera. Lol shitty day
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