Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
© Based on: catmeme.ss
When you realize the dogs are fighting over a stuffed animal that looks just like you...
SpongeCake SpongeCake
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
High five, lol jk
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing
answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
FUZEDAHOSTAGE FUZEDAHOSTAGE
24 apr
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
My Future
Wife
se ugly,
Me
ES
cheryDragon cheryDragon
21 oct 2020
My Future Wife se ugly, Me ES
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
Poof mode
Engaged
Girard Girard
26 sep 2020
Poof mode Engaged
Last pictures of My dog before being taken. - Last pictures of My dog before being taken.
Mrluck580 Mrluck580
23 sep 2020
Last pictures of My dog before being taken. - Last pictures of My dog before being taken.
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
We love them now,
But they were the ones who saw us grow
Cheechy Cheechy
26 sep 2020
We love them now, But they were the ones who saw us grow
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
GTAS: is released on the
The realistic loading screen:
SS
NineteenEightyFour NineteenEightyFour
20 nov 2020
GTAS: is released on the The realistic loading screen: SS