Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
McLaren owners paying $200k for a new one and seeing the price drop to $100k after putting Sk miles on it
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
25 may
McLaren owners paying $200k for a new one and seeing the price drop to $100k after putting Sk miles on it
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
KMickparty KMickparty
6 nov 2020
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
combathunter19 combathunter19
25 sep 2020
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
FREE CAT!
*I literally hate my cat
*Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care
* Does not know how to use litter
*Still getting used to a leash
box
Imagez3882 Imagez3882
22 sep 2020
FREE CAT! *I literally hate my cat *Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care * Does not know how to use litter *Still getting used to a leash box
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
Sefior Serpantine
Wow this is beautiful
I could create this look for you in about
5-10 minutes
CrazyAboutYou CrazyAboutYou
5 oct 2020
Sefior Serpantine Wow this is beautiful I could create this look for you in about 5-10 minutes
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
nick_11B nick_11B
28 may
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of
Anthrozoology.
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Dennis
I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
leahx leahx
28 oct 2020
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of Anthrozoology. 1.4K Comments 466 Shares Like Comment Share Dennis I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
We ain't like other triplets
@ZaheerAmien
times"
"wtf man, I already shot that chick two
cermhit cermhit
26 jan
We ain't like other triplets @ZaheerAmien times" "wtf man, I already shot that chick two
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one
THE
BRAN
My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
__Toxicity__ __Toxicity__
26 dec 2020
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one THE BRAN My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
When I see cat:
When the cat approaches me:
RetiredWaterNinja RetiredWaterNinja
21 sep 2020
sarah schauer @SJSchauer When I see cat: When the cat approaches me:
ANIMALS
Kids Leave Puppy To Die After
Covering It With Industrial Glue,
However It Refuses To Give Up
*Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
Camarath Camarath
26 sep 2020
ANIMALS Kids Leave Puppy To Die After Covering It With Industrial Glue, However It Refuses To Give Up *Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it