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    • Wait, I get the joke but....wouldn’t that make it bluegrass? *banjo intensifies*
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    • slap an emo girl on her wrist and said, i like ya cut g
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    • Took me a bit to get the joke
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    • When you dye your ass blue so it'll shit itself
      AFATGUY 25 oct
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    • Is this a wrist slitting joke
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    • It took me a solid 30 seconds, and then it hit me, I also figured it out
      lc_123 26 oct
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    • Sorry, I found this really funny
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    • It took me a while but got it eventually lol sending this to my friend with blue hair
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    • I smell a feature
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    • *laughs in Kentucky* I’ve never had to cut my grass
      _Paul 25 oct
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    • If you want your grass to die for whatever reason dye it black so the cops will start shooting it
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    • Remember kids, horizontal for attention, vertical for results.
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    • live in kentucky so it does not apply as i already have bluegrass
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    • Funny did laugh
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    • Boise state is playing 6D chess when it comes to their field I guess
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    • Some people really enjoy mowing. Thenoonutic, in a way.
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    • bruhh i miss features like these
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    • Help I don't get it
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    • I hate gay people
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    • I don’t get it
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    • huh?
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    • Does anyone have a vid of just the dog
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    • Took me a sec but damn that was funny
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    • This is a mix of a dad joke and a gen z joke
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    • Careful it might just noon itself and then you’ll have a dirt lawn which is what the liberals want
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    • That's pretty funny
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    • Has anyone else noticed that there's a distinct appearance to liberals? Not the "I'm leaning left" type, I mean the really liberal ones. Their hair always seems to be cut and colored in an unnatural way.
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    • CJP77 26 oct
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    • My girlfriend wants blue Karen hair please guys give me reasons why she shouldn’t.
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    • I love dogs vibing
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    • SFArchive 26 oct
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    • I don't know if I'm just retarded, can you explain
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    • Damn.
      JG72 26 oct
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    • Now this, this i like
      MLGtbone 26 oct
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    • What is that song?
      Paradigm9 26 oct
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    • That moment when you start jamming to the music then realize what it meant.....
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    • Too bad that now these days all of the fucking snowflakes will get offended at this joke.
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    • Ohhhhhh my god
      ToxicRice 26 oct
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    • lol it’s funny when you open up the app and the first feature is your own. 🖤
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    • I'm blue if I was green I would die
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    • This isn’t funny millions of people die from starvation every day
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    • Took me a second
      ZladeZek 26 oct
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    • You dye your hair Emo black so it cuts itself.
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    • My ears have died. RIP to my ears
      Jrish1999 25 oct
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    • Daaaaaayyyyyymmmmmm
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    • Is this a crack at girls with blue hair?
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    • I was like "okay, stupi...*sudden realization*"
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    • I need an explanation
      Buy_ 26 oct
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    • Took me second
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    • Just get Kentucky blue grass
      Therryy 26 oct
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    • ninja grass ninja grass
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    • Should've played bluegrass in the background
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    • I hate women who are minorities
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    • Oh my gosh that’s so bad but funny fuck
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    • *trump gets re-elected* grass starts screaming uncontrollably
      JustGainz 25 oct
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    • I live in Kentucky so I don't even have to dye it
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    • Damn gotta try that with my ass hair
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    • My sister said she's getting her hair dyed and I said "what color" she was like "I'm just getting highlights..." ifunny has given me a form of PTSD on dyed hair
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    • I thought this was a bluegrass music joke at first
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    • Pink*
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    • AAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
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    • Bruh 😌
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    • emo blue hair girls are fun to fuck tho
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    • Ion get it
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    • Hey man you shot a arrow right?
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    • I just figured it out lmao
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    • I live in the North America soooo I don’t get it...
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    • I come from the place where bluegrass was made
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    • Nice
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    • so that’s why boise state did that to their football field
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    • Oh lmao
      jacena26 27 oct
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    • Funny, could have done fine as text alone
      Clowne 27 oct
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    • I dont get it
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    • I feel like there’s a football joke you can make here
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    • This is sooo funny hahahah. Omg hahahah haha I cannot with this hahah y’all see this shit!!! The dog said a funny and danced lolololol
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    • Recon 27 oct
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    • Ok, I get that the jokes like, blue haired people cut themselves, but my mind was telling me, BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
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    • Noooooo
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    • I got this right away... that’s fucked of me😂
      EmmSmitty 27 oct
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    • what does it mean I don't understand?
      Razorfox 27 oct
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    • As someone who has blue hair and has self harmed in the past....this is absolutely hilarious
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    • Yikes
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    • Me when a blue hair is triggered my my neo noon shitpost
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    • B R U H😂😂
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    • Most likes I’ve seen on a featured a pretty long Time
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    • I never gasped so hard in my life.
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    • I scrolled twice before I realized what the joke was then had to like it
      KingSijah 27 oct
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    • Took me a sec
      Cabelval 27 oct
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    • LMFAO fuck that was funny
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    • Took me longer than id like to admit
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