Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
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when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
Pigs are as smart as dogs, so why do we eat one and love the other?
Lori Marino, a neuroscientist who studies animal behavior and intelligence, explains the paradox on our plates.
Vox 8 hours ago
Because one taste better. - Because one taste better.
dudeeeeeeeeeeeee dudeeeeeeeeeeeee
23 sep 2020
Pigs are as smart as dogs, so why do we eat one and love the other? Lori Marino, a neuroscientist who studies animal behavior and intelligence, explains the paradox on our plates. Vox 8 hours ago Because one taste better. - Because one taste better.
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
this meme template
Me wondering why the drink for.
the dog has a straw
suckama suckama
24 sep 2020
this meme template Me wondering why the drink for. the dog has a straw
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
When you laugh at the kids going back to school but realize you gotta work everyday for the rest of your life
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
When you laugh at the kids going back to school but realize you gotta work everyday for the rest of your life
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where
Yoda gets so tired of answering
Luke's questions he just dies.
mindblower47 mindblower47
27 sep 2020
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
And I'm suddenly ok with dying!
And I'm suddenly ok with dying!
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
15
This person tried to unlock your Phone
TwistKyber TwistKyber
4 nov 2020
15 This person tried to unlock your Phone
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter
4 nov 2020
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: