• when you close at work and
the have to open the next
day
  • 399 comments

    • Fucken Walmart.
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    • Me on a Friday night
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    • Those “clopen” shifts are real.
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    • CLOPEN is a horrible thing in and of itself
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    • I worked a job one time where they had me work a 16 hour shift and then a 12 hour shift the next day. I had 8 hours off in between and I lived like 30 mins away so I got about 5 hours of sleep
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    • I had a stroke trying to read this
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    • Clopen. We call it a clopen.
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    • The dreaded "clopen"
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    • Managers that done that to employees suck at managing the schedule.
      DN13 21d
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    • The Clopening...
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    • Ugh those shifts were the hardest. I tried to avoid getting them as much a so could when I worked for kroger
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    • When you get back to your room after your mom calls you and she calls you back over there
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    • YO THIS IS LEGIT ME TONIGHT I CLOSE TODAY AND OPEN TOMORROW
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    • That’s just shitty management
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    • Arent clopenings illegal in some states?
      4 1
    • My brain hurt reading this
      4 2
    • Can stores like....not do this? Like where’s the mindset? “Okay Steve you closed today at 3AM, instead of finding someone who works the exact job as you do, I guess we’ll see you back here by 6AM!”
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    • The dreaded Clopen
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    • My job closes at midnight and opens at 6am and too many times have I had those shifts almost back to back
      3 2
    • This reminds me of the story from the sims where the guy put a spiral hedge maze around the house so the sim leaves for work as soon as it gets home
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    • THE UNDERTAKER IS BACK!!!
      4 5
    • For a week, I had to get up in at 8 and leave at 4 but it was pointless because I had to come back at 5 till 2 am. It was the worst thing I've ever done to myself
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    • When you wanna lay down to cry after a beating and your mom yells dinner is ready
      Sui_22 20d
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    • 1 on 1 with da Undataker
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    • When they try to pull that bullshit on me suddenly I always have family members I gotta pick up from the airport
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    • Minimum 8 hours between shifts or else it’s illegal
      Timms17 20d
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    • I've worked graveyard to swingshift. This is accurate af
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    • Me and my fiancé work at the same place he’s a head cook shift leader I am the hostess good pay my schedule is fairly normal but they work the hell out of him and they do this a lot ... but he says he doesn’t mind for the family and my kids but I still feel bad for some reason. He’s a great man❤️❤️
      Jewbaka 20d
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    • Clopen
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    • Hate that kind of scheduling. It's basically inviting people to call out.
      0ctob3r 21d
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    • When you work a double then open the next day
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    • I used to have to do that for Walgreens on the weekends. I’d go in at 3pm leave after 12. Come back in that morning at 6am, and leave at 3pm. Essentially it’s just a fucking 24hr shift with a sleep break thrown in there.
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    • Try closing at 5am and opening at 4:30am
      4 1
    • What happened to swipe up comments??
      fleepf 18d
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    • I died trying to red that
      2 3
    • Graveyard Shifts in a nutshell
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    • Is it just me or is the grammer odd
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    • Wut
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    • Finally now y’all know how fucking Friday closing and Saturday opening 6 am be like
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    • When I worked at Walgreens, this would happen to me almost every weekend. Fuck that shit
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    • Try balancing that out with college
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    • How is this featured with a fucking typo
      2 1
    • Expecting undertakers theme
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    • You realize by law you must have 8 hours off between shifts...if not you can literally sue against the corperation since its illegal to work you without an 8 hour break between shifts
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    • Me on Friday and Saturday
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    • Working at taco bell, you gotta do this shit constantly, and before anyone comments, “ Its illegal to ha-“ its motherfucking taco bell they dont give a fuck
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    • It’s called clopening. I know because I used to clopen on Friturdays at my old job.
      Schec 20d
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    • I had so much trouble reading this at first
      KlanMan 20d
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    • Fuckin (any job here because all jobs suck at this point)
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    • I've worked a 22 hour shift. Also I've worked 8am to 3am (19hrs) then went back in at 8am (<5hrs later) and worked a short 10hrs
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    • That shit should almost be illegal. 8 hours between shifts? how generous of youz
      nathax1 20d
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    • My work refers to these a clopening shifts I have to clopen all the time
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    • I do this at planet fitness. I work 2-10pm on Friday night and open at 6am Saturday. I get 4 hours of sleep in between the shifts !
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    • I can do just about everything at my job fine but the one thing i cant stand doing is closing then opening again idk why it just pisses me off
      V0ID 20d
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    • The undertaker
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    • I had a stroke reading that
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    • That's called a clopen
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    • In my state you need to give workers at least 8 hours between shifts, so thats very illegal here
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    • Just enough time to lay in bed and quicksave your game
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    • Check your state law, in Texas you have to be off work a certain number of hours before your boss can make you work again
      HashIey 21d
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    • Been there 😫😴😪
      2
    • Get a CDL. Commercial drivers are required to get 9 hours between night and morning shifts
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    • One time I literally had 4 hours to go home, sleep, and get ready for a double shift the next day. Fuck food service.
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    • That should be illegal.
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    • When your mother senses you attempting to execute rest.exe
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    • Clopeners are the fucking worst. I'd close at 11 and have to be back in by 7 to open.
      iKarmaJ 21d
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    • the title is confusing
      sapo86 21d
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    • Happens to me all too often
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    • Ah yes the clopen
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    • Been there
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    • Can I have tc over porn for my 1000th day on iFunny
      2
    • I call it a clopen.
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    • When you just got finished your chores and your bitch ass mom calls your name again
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    • My crush just heard me laugh and now she prob thinks im a weirdo
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    • Sleeping ing skyrim
      1
    • I had to walk 4 miles to work and i worked morning shift... i never asked for rides because i knew id have to pay people back and i had my own bills, but i ended up getting fired because i gave out free food because my boss called me lazy and threatened to fire me
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    • Yep. Get to work mother fucker
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    • Clopening
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    • I just had a stroke reading that
      Device_ 19d
      1
    • I had. Stronk reading that
      tiredbi 19d
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    • Closing and going to school next morning
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    • Gotta love the clopens!
      1
    • This is like saving a game but you keep goin
      AshCat 19d
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    • Then*?
      UrMomx2 20d
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    • Ya boi only has to work in retail for 2 more months and I'm free
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    • I hate when that happens, and it’s always on super busy weeks so it makes it worse because I probably worked 8+ hour shifts days before.
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    • Rest In peace
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    • Deadman Walkin’
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    • Hate when they do that
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    • I used to clopen for Home Depot. Never again
      Numax 20d
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    • Nobody has closed at 11:30p, and worked at 6:30a the next day it seems, also nobody realizes (clopen) sounds stupid.
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    • Exactly what I’m doing today/tomorrow 😕
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    • Resting at a bonfire in Dark Souls
      1 1
    • I can’t understand this
      ewuh 20d
      1 1
    • I feel this on a deep emotional level
      1
    • We call that a clopen.
      1
    • It's the undertaker
      1
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