When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
20d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it!
ANA Hape3sKku
pe3b6bl
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it! ANA Hape3sKku pe3b6bl
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/
2pAkmTg
AM 24 Mar 18
pattern-53-enfield
Ave
squidyword
@duckily asking the real questions
Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this
#but why the fuck can he be damaged
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/ 2pAkmTg AM 24 Mar 18 pattern-53-enfield Ave squidyword @duckily asking the real questions Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this #but why the fuck can he be damaged
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom?
There's actually into my suit.
"4
be
This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
FallingToAsh FallingToAsh
25 sep 2020
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom? There's actually into my suit. "4 be This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction
They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
Cringe_King Cringe_King
27 sep 2020
of TikTok There is going to be blue moon on halloween and what it means will SHOCK you...