• "What do you do in the shower for
40 minutes?"
Me: “It takes time to wash my hair" '!
Actually me for 40 minutes;
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    • I feel him
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    • Deadass
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    • I think people think I’m furiously beating my meat every time I take shower because I take so long doing exactly this.
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    • No for real, they think I be jacking off in there but this is actually what be happening
      LewdFurr 1 may
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    • Who else sits on the bottom of the tub and masterbates or just cries then masturbates
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    • I usually think about where I am in life and what I could do better, which gets me in some kind of "determined mode" where I just want to get shit done. Until I wake up the next day and its gone, and I'm back to my lazy self.
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    • Depression in the shower hit hard
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    • Hot water is a great antidepressant
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    • im_shxdy 5 may
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    • I sit on the ground and think about my crippling depression and my girlfriend who dosnt love me but wont admit it.
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    • She’s got a BUTT VAGINA
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    • Loki dies in infinity war
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    • I just kinda stand there and let the hot water hit my back, either that or pp touch
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    • Jacking off my fucking dick bro
      igotadog 28 apr
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    • Sometimes I like to shower in the dark as I sit on all fours and grunt like a rhino during the first African rainfall of the year
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    • Mmmm warm water
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    • Just letting the water hit you neck and back and roll down your body... bitch that deadass feels awesome
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    • Mmmmm warm wartor
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    • Showers are the most guaranteed for you to get alone time, so it’s the best to relax and think.
      Hoopl 5 may
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    • The eclectus parrot. Alot of them do this is showers. My spoiled baby wouldnt even shower unless I was in there and wearing bright colors.
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    • My shower is a time machine I swear
      tbone0512 30 apr
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    • Finally. Everyone always assumes you're jacking it when in reality you're just thinking about all the world's problems.
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    • Idk if he’s just chillin or if he would rather be dry lmao, but he’s shaking so I would take him out
      Attikua 29 apr
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    • Just so folks don't think this little nigga is being tortured, birds like showers. He aight.
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    • Beating my dick
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    • The shower is literally almost the only time my mind goes blank. I don’t even notice time. I just sit there, staring at nothing
      urban_19 29 apr
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    • I don't understand people who immediately go to masturbation. I honestly just get caught up in the feeling of the hot water and then damn near go to sleep. Once it gets nice and steamy I don't want to leave or masturbate. I just wanna FEEL
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    • I just be beatin my meat.
      Inicka 3 may
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    • Jjjjj Jack off
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    • Someone spoiled End Game for him
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    • Yeah in the morning I just kinda sit in there and don’t think, just stare at the wall.
      Sore 29 apr
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    • I get writers block all the time. But when I’m in the shower, I become freaking Stephen King writing a novel about an evil bowl of ramen that came to life suddenly.
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    • Ah yes, all of my past sins come to haunt me again I see.
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    • It really sucks cuz my dad thinks I beat my meat when really I’m just thinking about life and forget what time is
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    • Liar, you're masturbating
      Dualist 28 apr
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    • I just sit in the shower for 40 minutes and contemplate my life
      fucof 28 apr
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    • Sit down
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    • I take long showers to make up for the lack of warmth and comfort I would get from having a significant other.
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    • I bring my phone into the shower in a plastic bag and watch YouTube
      NotSoFun 28 apr
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    • I mean also shaving our legs takes some time and leaving the conditioner in for a bit so it works well all that stuff
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    • Yeah.
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    • I get annoyed when I have to get in the shower... but the moment I do get it, I don't wanna get out...
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    • Yeah I sit down in warm water and just take a bit to think about life since its the only time I use to think about it, or a cute girl and trying to piece together whether she likes me, or the stressfulness of thinking im over thinking when I might not be but then again I could be over thinking it
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    • If you're a dude people assume you're beating your dick for whatever reason.
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    • I just sit there like that and brood. Maybe for even sn hour, I'm depressed
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    • I spend 30 minutes looking for good porn then spend 2 minutes jacking off
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    • Shut up. I know you jackin off
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    • Well I masturbate in the shower
      piccleO 29 apr
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    • Used to do that but for real showering for that long is such a waste of water, energy, and money. Y'all can clean yourself in 5 mins, don't make excuses
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    • Birds have butt vaginas
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    • that bird has a butt vagina
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    • Where's the crying
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    • Relfect on my mistakes and insecurities
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    • That's called depression
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    • If I only have time to wash then I dont enjoy it. I get the shampoo and shit over with and then just enjoy the false comfort and warmth.
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    • Y'all really be wanking, shaking the house and shit.
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    • Anyone else sit in the shower
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    • That bird looks traumatized
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    • So much relate
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    • He looks pretty happy chillin there
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    • This hit me
      scornish 29 apr
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    • Yup
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    • I feel like this flappy boi is dealing with some shit
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    • Washing the sadness away even though it never comes off
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    • I touch myself
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    • My hair is genuinely annoyingly waterproof, it's like those commercials with that hydrophobic spray, it just runs straight off my hair, and the shortest shower I can take is like 25 min
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    • I’m in this post and I don’t like it
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    • Jackin off
      Obscene 29 apr
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    • I'm in this video and I don't like it.
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    • But the birds not even jacking off
      RickIsGod 29 apr
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    • That warm water relaxing af tbh
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    • Me in the shower: her hoo warm water
      Ujarak 29 apr
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    • Usually I put soap between my fingers and start blowing bubbles
      apez 29 apr
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    • It feels nice
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    • You just sit there and contemplate why there are 3 "E"s in "Mercedes" all pronounced differently.
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    • Gotta think about life and all. "Is being gay really gay?"
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    • I either sing, or talk to myself about random stuff.
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    • I sit for 95% of my 10 min shower time I just love that water beating down on me
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    • I just stand there, tard faced, brain firing neurons randomly.
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    • I'm legit doing the exact same thing in the shower rn
      MrGarbage 29 apr
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    • Legit in shower fucking doing this, ifunny stop watching me
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    • Butt Vagina
      Bortswort 29 apr
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    • Nah I'm jackin off lmao
      Sp0re 29 apr
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    • Nah I waterbend
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    • I stay in long because it's feels good with hot water
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    • Who hasn't done this
      Squid_MP4 29 apr
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    • Me 10 minutes ago
      Kunzbee 29 apr
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    • Is there any other way to shower
      skyguyy 29 apr
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    • Water feel G O O D fuck off you mongoloids
      Ps2_Slim 29 apr
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    • Ok but it actually takes me time to wash my hair. Like I should just cut it all off
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    • mmmm hot water
      TheRhine 29 apr
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    • Hell yeah that's the life right there
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