SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
23 sep 2020
What did the cat do to get body slammed
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during
World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death,
Bamse was buried with full military honors.
ManfredvonBaron ManfredvonBaron
22 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in
theaters.
Turd
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Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
19 mar
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters. Turd Share
Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore...
Cool rot.
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore... Cool rot.
Charlie Moore
@socalledcharlie
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
GeneralGrievousReacts GeneralGrievousReacts
24 sep 2020
Charlie Moore @socalledcharlie Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
hamsters when u lift their little igloo
alwyn
NiceTryAlwyn
If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
hamsters when u lift their little igloo alwyn NiceTryAlwyn If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
Grandson Grandson
16 sep 2020
Reply chezablonclebiteh's comment What do u reckon it's gonna be like to kiss a girl x
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
PyroStaticAK007 PyroStaticAK007
20 nov 2020
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test: