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    • We either think of absolutely nothing or something you wouldn't even expect. Had an ex ask me this and I was "I wonder how bike tires are made"
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    • Dont assume I'm going to say what YOU'RE thinking. Not everything revolves around you
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    • They can be pretty big tho
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    • And this is why us guys are fun to be around. What you thinking "I'm wondering who was the first person to attack a bee hive to get honey"
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    • Pigs are super big tho
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    • What bothers me is that women are actually like this.
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    • Pigs are quite large arent they
      Chaog 8 aug
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    • My girl asked what I was thinking while I was eating some mutton she made, I told her, I was thinking I’m chewing a lot on my right side, I need to switch it to the left so my teeth get even wear, I don’t think that’s what she wanted to hear
      Nfruits 8 aug
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    • This is the video version of the couple in bed meme.
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    • Women: he’s thinking about other girls Men: “should I workout my masturbation arm less at the gym to even out the muscles on both arms”
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    • This stems from watching too many Disney fairy tales and romance movies brainwashing women into thinking that's reality. Men don't watch action flicks and think all women are adoring bombshells feining over us. We can separate fantasy and reality. Don't expect a prince when you aren't a princess.
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    • Headline should really be "woman ruins weekend getaway by not appreciate a true insight into her partners mind". That pig comment was adorable what a cunt
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    • I mean, if you're gonna get mad that your guy was thinking about something other than what you're thinking... then go fuck yourself. If you're that self-absorbed, then there's no point in being in a relationship with anyone other than yourself.
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    • It's because they crave the oat
      Goodbye 8 aug
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    • The gf was really good at that raw emotion. For real hats off to you for that just for a sketch.
      Velicey 8 aug
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    • It honestly must suck bein a woman ngl
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    • Been there. In bed after relations, I was honest. I was thinking about how much I wanted to play Minecraft with my friend. She was not happy
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    • Movies have ruined the way that men actually interact with women. Women always expect it's going to be something sweet and romantic but 90% of the time it's some dumb shit. This is why I advise all of my female friends to never ask their boyfriend what he's thinking.
      questor 8 aug
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    • Bro a lot of animals are bigger than you’d think. It’s kinda weird seeing a lot of stuff up close
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    • what??? as a girl i think that’s fucking hilarious. my boy does that shit all the time, we’ll be cuddling all romantic and his cute lil adhd brain is like “if i get a cat i want to name it 1993 honda civic” and i’m like “fuck yeah that’s my guy”
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    • It’s honestly a requirement for my S/O to be able to have in depth conversations about the most random things. I don’t want to date someone who’s lovey dovey all the time, I want them to be my best friend who I can be my most random self with
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    • Ngl this is the kind of dumb shit I say to my boyfriend when he asks what I’m thinking about. 9/10 times it’s completely unrelated.
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    • Hey y’all. My girl might be breaking up with me... I don’t have anyone to really talk about this at the moment cause she’s taking some time to think. This hurts. Really bad. I’ve hade three other relationships but dude this one hurts. I was ready to spend my life with her...
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    • Ew british "people"
      Tron70 8 aug
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    • He ain’t wrong.
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    • How come the guy said the man ruined it? She ruined it by asking that dumb question. She should of just kept her mouth shut and enjoyed the moment
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    • Why are women like this? Idk why they expect us to be romantic and thoughtful 100% of the time but it's exhausting
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    • I used to work with inner city kids and they thought ground hogs where similar size to squirrels and deer where the size of dogs. They were freaked out when they actually saw them.
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    • You can see she’s trying not to laugh this is great
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    • Generally speaking, men and women don’t think alike, they never will...
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    • Women need to either get a sense of humor or stop being so dramatic.
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    • Some of my friends ask me that and I never know what to say. Like, do I admit that I’m thinking about gas station hot dogs or do I lie?
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    • Not every thought has to be deep lady. Pigs are big man. That sticks with you.
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    • Ahh she wanted her romantic weekend to be exactly like the movies but when one moment wasn't like she watched, she says the whole weekend was ruined.
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    • BUT WHY ARE PIGS SO BIG THOUGH
      Achor 8 aug
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    • HOG RIDAAAAAAAH
      CherNoble 10 aug
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    • Now that is real news
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    • I know it’s a skit but this stuff happens. I’m a guy and feel for both of sides. Because at times i just want full on sexy time or full on romance but my woman does silly or say silly shit and it kinda kiIIs the mood. But at the same time i think random shit too sometimes. We’re a pair of dorks
      De_gato 8 aug
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    • Would like but british
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    • Ok but like seriously are you supposed to work out your masturbation arm less?
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    • Wasn’t the first carpeted floor just animal pelt? so it was much softer and nicer to walk on compared to our whatever carpets today.
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    • Yeah I don't know how to talk to my lady anymore. I love her to death but she doesn't care about existential philosophy or Halo so it's pretty tough.
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    • He’s not wrong. Pigs are fucking massive. I’ve seen full grown pigs many times before but their size never fails to surprise me. I always think I have a good idea of how big they are, but nah, they’re always bigger
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    • If your GF isn't talking about how big those fuckin pigs are right after you see them, then I feel bad for you, bro.
      lilbuddy 8 aug
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    • Imagine getting upset because someone wasn’t thinking what you’re anted them to think
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    • best response to "what are you thinking about" is either "you" or "us," unless they're cool and want to know what you're ACTUALLY thinking about. i'm a girl & i use this trick because my brain is a constant flow of nothing, nonsense, or "mARY ME JULIA"
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    • I have a friend and we would call every night and when we would both get super tired like right about to fall asleep she would randomly go David and I'd just be like yea and she would say what u thinking and 100% of the time it was always the dumbest shit ever that I didn't wanna say out loud (1/2)
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    • In Iowa, we regularly have pigs that weigh over half a ton.
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    • But they kinda are. You’d expect you could get more sausage and bacon outta those suckers
      Fritzor 8 aug
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    • It’s funny yeah but jeez just tell your girl some sappy stuff every once in a while so they don’t have to try to drag it out of you
      Lendir 10 aug
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    • Women are so fucki g stupid
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    • i’ll k+ll myself long before i let myself get in a relationship like this
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    • What y'all thinking bout right now?
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    • Bitch why ask if you dont want to know, just command him to say what you want and own what a bitch you are
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    • Honestly I wouldn't be upset I would laugh my ass off at that. Screw ruining the moment, that's much more fun
      iYosei 8 aug
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    • Marry him ! He is the one !
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    • You don’t want the girl that goes into drama over this. You want the girl that says “hell yeah they were! Let’s order some bacon!”.
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    • Girls be expecting us to read their mind. They don’t know guys at all
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    • That's what you get for having expectations
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    • Men don’t exist
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    • Shes literally crying
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    • Wait, what? I was looking at the clouds and then a helicopter passed and wondered if the lift it was producing would have a subtle change in cloud formation. You saying - oh- the heli is circling something, nevermind. What’d you ask?
      vys12 10 aug
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    • Davos?
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    • I wanna rode a pig into battle
      MrGabes 9 aug
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    • Girls need to learn things aren’t always like the movies
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    • _Professor_W_D_Gaster_ perfect weekend lets go see some pigs
      breslyn 8 aug
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    • Chad
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    • A few weeks ago I was half zoned out and my wife said something to me while we were at dinner. My brain heard mumbles of words and I was NOT paying the least bit of attention and I genuinely thought she asked for the time. I looked at my watch and said “about 6:45”. Her fucking face lmao. (1/2)
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    • “Girlfriend ruins weekend on her own”
      lezzoots 8 aug
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    • Does that mean I can start a pig riding business like they do with ponies
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    • I’m sorry but who would think “yes I want to bring my kids to a pub in the middle of nowhere
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    • if ur in a relationship and they do this they stoopid cuz the person u love gotta love everything bout u an ik damn well they close an why didn’t she just expect him to say some sarcastic shit. love is more than seriousness gotta be funny ash sometimes
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    • I want to train myself to only be able to think about grilled cheese whenever the topic of marriage comes up.
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    • Phexal 8 aug
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    • Women need to be enslaved
      rousan 8 aug
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    • Why did that ruin it? He is funny. She was like oh no he has a funny personality? Get the fuck away.
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    • My girlfriend thinks if I don't wanna have sex every single day then that means I don't find her attractive. But if I ever do wanna have sex half the time she acts like I'm some dirty asshole and shames me and then not even an hour later cry's to me about her not being attractive again.
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    • Here come the incels -_- it’s a joke, laugh and move on.
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    • Do yourself a favour: when you ask what someone is thinking, don't EXPECT SHIT FROM THEM. You can be hopeful for something meaningful but do not get mad because it's not what you wanted. Dumb thoughts lead to deep thoughts. And ladies, if you lead the dumb thoughts to deep thoughts? See for yourself
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    • Why is she crying? SHE asked and he answered honestly. Gotta love the communication at work here
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    • Why do I have to constantly act like I’m in a romcom... just let me talk about pigs ffs
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    • Look ladies lower your standards when asking a guy what he's thinking we dont get your extremely subtle clues we are simple we are fine with being simple life is good it doesnt need to be complicated
      lestes724 13 aug
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    • “Heh, boobies.”
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    • Pigs are fucking massive though man
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    • What is this from??
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    • They are tho, there are some fat fuckin pigs
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    • In other words women want to be the center of attention all the time.
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    • Nice
      Joe175 11 aug
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    • Lol why get mad? Policing his thoughts gets you nothing. I would have found that thought so funny no matter what I was "expecting"
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    • If that ruins your evening you need a better relationship
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    • Lady’s and gentlemen I give you the ADHD brain
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    • I mean he’s not wrong
      lewdros 11 aug
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    • Classic
      pissmire 11 aug
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    • If you can’t handle the fact that we aren’t thinking what you want us to be thinking you shouldn’t be allowed to date
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