• wen your nyt driver start driving down a
dark alley then you get a notification that
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    • Why would you get in a car without getting that notification first
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    • Tip: never approach a car and say "are you here for *your name*". Always ask who they're there for because it's highly unlikely they'll guess your name right.
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    • The good news is: that means you're about to have sex.
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    • Black Mirror Season 5
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    • I honestly have no fucking clue how people get kidnapped by getting into fake Ubers/Lyfts. Like, how fucking stupid can you be? There are so many ways to tell if it’s the correct car.
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    • Dumb asses deserve to get killed. You always Check the licence plate and that the person Matches and if not dont go.
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    • Don’t people check the plate and stuff on the car when there Uber/Lyft arrives? You could also ask for what your name is and if they don’t know it, don’t get in.
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    • bruh they literally tell you what car to get in. you’d have to be retarded to think any car is your taxi
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    • he’s just accepted the fact that he’s dead
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    • Tell them you have aids. If they still wanna rape you anyways then they're some freaks.
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    • Black mirror: Smithereens
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    • "What do you mean I have to take ny pants off?"
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    • As an uber/lyft driver, I want to point out, for some reason almost every other woman passenger I get tries to scam me and cancel the ride halfway through, almost never have men do it, its so weird. But most drivers will NOT pick up women passengers because of that and rampant false accusations
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    • You are either fucked, or F U C K E D
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    • When you get into the car without checking the license plate and what the driver is supposed to look like, you deserve it
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    • Black mirror
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    • Black mirror
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    • That actually happened about 20 miles from my place, this chick got in this car she thought was her Uber and she went missing for a couple weeks and then was found dead so like be careful people
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    • Look at the fucking license plate. NEVER get in a car with just stickers. A girl died recently bc she got into an “Uber” that wasn’t even real
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    • @blackmirror season 5 episode 2
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    • This the 13 year old that scammed a pedophile?
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    • That's why you look at the license plate
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    • I got picked up by an Uber in Amarillo tx while on business. It was late and of course we were drinking and we got in the exact make and model the app described and turned out to be a drunk guy and he ended up passing a cop on the interstate and ran from them with us in the car.
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    • Thats where the ol glock comes in handy. Unless its fake taxi. Then its where the ol cock comes in handy.
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    • Why tf people don't check the plate number?? Dum retarded fucks it's given for a goddamn reason
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    • Sooner or later your bogus lyft driver is going to realize he played himself because what are the odds that there's two serial killers in his car.
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    • Black mirror - Smithereens
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    • Firearms are your friends 👌
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    • And that’s when your just like “fuck”
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    • PP__Mann 7 jun
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    • Oh gods, where are they taking us?!
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    • Pffft, imagine using a horseless carriage.
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    • Black mirror
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    • Lyft even has a pic of the driver and the type of car, just don’t get into a car that isn’t that one
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    • Nigga, just be like, yo holdup can i go buy a juice real quick, and dont be sus
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    • 1. Wait for the notification 2. Make sure the driver says your name 3.make sure the car is the right model and color
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    • Thats why i carry a gun.
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    • I liked "When your friend is giving you a ride to your girls place and its been 11 minutes and you havent told him any directions" better. Its not that long but you get it.
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    • This makes me think bout that girl who waiting for her Uber got picked up by a guy looking for a prostitute and she got the whole thing on camera
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    • The black mirror episode
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    • He just wants to talk to Billy Bauer
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    • Use proper English
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    • As a driver, I can’t tel you how many people walked up to my car, opening the door, and getting in without saying a word. And yes, they got into the wrong car. Mainly happens late a night 12-2 at bars and clubs.
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    • When your Uber goes a different way to your house to that’s longer
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    • Someone seal this collective leak
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    • Well you kinda deserve it. Everyone was taught don’t get in a strangers car
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    • Black Mirror
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    • I mean it does tell you the licence plate number
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    • I want to be today in an alley
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    • Lol this made me giggle
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    • Dude about to get his organs jacked
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    • it tells you what kind of car it is lol
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    • Or....get your own mode of transportation. Mopeds are like $200 used
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    • Kill the fucker and steal his car
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    • This reminds me of the new black mirror episode
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    • Almost happened to me today. Some black American with no plates on his car was like ‘get in’ no thanks bro. I only trust njggers with accents
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    • Grab him by the dick and say I've been waiting for this put it in my arse and call me Philip
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    • I’ve never used Uber or lyft but as a girl I’m honestly afraid to
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    • If he hurts me without knowing that's my kink who is really in the wrong here?
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    • Hmm
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    • Pulled a sneaky one on ya
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    • I guess I’ll die
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    • Always check license plate...basically everything and bring some pepper spray if ya feeling suspicious. Some girl got killed by going into what she thought was her Uber so y'all be safe out there
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    • That’s why I’m scared of Uber’s and lyfts
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    • I only understand this because the comments
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    • This happened to me once
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    • Little does he know the driver is deaf and did'nt hear him get in the car the driver then drives home with him.
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    • Ok dumbass just get in a random car first without checking to make sure
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    • Im in danger
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    • Then he holds you at gunpoint until he can talk to Billy Bauer.
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    • Good thing my proctologist’s office is the same alley
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    • Why is he black
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    • Cognito hazard in next comment section stay safe
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    • I'm in the backseat? ima choke that motherfucker out
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    • That's how the boy looked at his mom at the end of the movie Us
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    • As a lyft driver, please check with us that we are your correct driver .. Ask my name, and I ask yours. Some people just hop in not paying attention...
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    • I too turn into a small black kid in these circumstances
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    • I’ve seen the Mr. Nightmare video with that story in it.
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    • *chuckles* I'm in danger
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