SkratsPardiso SkratsPardiso
24 sep 2020
© Based on: beingdoggos
When you tell your dog a story using their favorite words:
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf
Bitch you mean a feather?
LaMadrina LaMadrina
23 sep 2020
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf Bitch you mean a feather?
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
When your job is to drop pin on
Google Maps
When your job is to drop pin on Google Maps
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
naams naams
29 sep 2020
TikTok this is joey. he likes ice.
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
16 oct 2020
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight