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    • He just voided the warranty on his knees
      Stark1992 20 jun
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    • This how you know a kid is gonna grow up to stack bodies
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    • Cause I don’t wanna. And humor helps us deal with bullshit from the Corps
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    • When the crayons start kicking in
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    • Gonna get smacked for accidentally discharging your gun.
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    • He hurt himself doing that look at the belly flop he def regretted it after a few minutes
      Grizzlof 20 jun
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    • Because being normal is boring we need something to liven things up
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    • When the newest Call of Duty has sliding AND dolphin diving
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    • The whiplash from that
      Ehazo 20 jun
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    • Some folks are born made to break their knees, ooh unitted states marines
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    • This dude thinks he’s in vanquish
      cooming 20 jun
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    • Better than the dude fucking kneeling in an open field 😂
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    • All the crayons
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    • I'm up! He sees me! I'm down!
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    • This mans really dolphin dove
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    • He's trying out to be a new legend in apex
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    • I’m shipping out today, wish me luck
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    • On their way to Haditha Massacre pt. 2 probably
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    • Fuckin rah
      Devil112 20 jun
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    • He’s a Marine. First to fight, he’s loyal. Honor, courage, commitment.
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    • 19 days and I can finally take this fucking uniform off
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    • Being normal means being predictable, and the last thing you want to be in war is predictable
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    • I'm up. He sees me. I'm groovin
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    • As an enemy tell me you wouldn’t be scared of that
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    • Just signed a paper to talk to a recruiter about joining the marines today
      Fxwks 21 jun
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    • If we were normal we would be the Army.
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    • This is the same vibe as the white girls non ironically saying they're so wild on snap
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    • If they were normal they wouldn’t fight as good
      Aclt03 20 jun
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    • Normal isn't part of the job description
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    • I pretty sure he got whiplash as he land
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    • Marines are the florida of the military
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    • Because of all the glue they sniff while eatting crayons
      fuck_boy 21 jun
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    • Normal is for cowards
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    • Most never grow out of the seventh grade mindset of entertaining friends for attention and glorifying violence. I didn't until after I'd already finished serving.
      ManBooty 20 jun
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    • We don’t wannna
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    • MARINES ARE THE DUMBEST BRANCH & STILL SMARTER THAN 60% OF THE GEN POP.
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    • His gun smacks him in the jaw lol
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    • How to fuck your zero and your knees at the same time
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    • I funny wouldn’t let me put an US flag in my comment
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    • Black ops 2
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    • Not gon lie that shit did look pretty tight
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    • Shit cover
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    • What does the entry pt to the marines consist of
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    • Any advice for someone who plans on joining?
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    • You know when Fortunate Son starts playing that some shit is about to go down
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    • Kinda looks like he hurt himself
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    • I am thinking about joining the navy what should I do?
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    • Keep it going... I’M UP!
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    • that was pretty good
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    • Embrace the suck
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    • If I was the Taliban I would be afraid af.
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    • Bad ass complex
      xXVOX8 20 jun
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    • When I was 16 I worked at a pizza place and one of the driver's was telling me that when he was in the Marines on guard duty him and his buddies would snort hand sanitizer to stay awake
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    • So that’s how cod wwi made dolphin dives
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    • Man tried to do a dolphin dive and lagged
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    • They wanna be less like the us army, navy, etc... Also there badass enough to play hopscotch in a minefield
      skymap 22 jun
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    • This is the male version of “oh my god I’m such a crackhead”
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    • Why can't they add that in CoD? A slide followed by a dolphin dive instead of either or.
      DrMangler 22 jun
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    • What are you talking about...that IS normal
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    • R.I.P forearm
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    • Dolphin slide
      Seppuku 20 jun
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    • Me in modern warfare
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    • Did a slide to a dropshot fuckin tryhard
      Xylo 20 jun
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    • bet he played soccer
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    • Hah jealous I need to get PT because my feet point out a bit (opposite of pigeon toed). It’s caused a ton of knee problems so walking up and down stairs frequently, walking for long lengths of time, crouching, or just putting too much weight on them causes a lot of pain.
      Teariak 23 jun
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    • Cause we’re all insane. Eeeeerrrrrraaaahh!!
      Paegzes 23 jun
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    • Then our enemies would never fear us
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    • That spine whiplash tho lol
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    • Sorry your other post got black holed. I liked it alot
      brichtain 22 jun
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    • Gets fucking shot lol
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    • Chibi2B 22 jun
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    • Humor helps with a lot 😬 #godlovesgrunts #gruntlife
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    • Okay but why are marines the only Branch that retains a sense of humor when it's all said and done? The others just get all noble and "I SeRvEd" which is cool that they did but like seriously learn to joke about shit
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    • Army National Guard has got some of the downright GOOFIEST motherfuckers in the military.
      Cropshit 22 jun
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    • Ironic use of the song
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    • it reminds me of pubg mobile when you hit that jump and prone button at the same time and it causes t charcter to go flying while proning
      Snivyy 22 jun
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    • Impressive Maneuver - Check, Medical Discharge - Check
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    • I may be mistaken but that sounds like Fortunate Son. Once again I’d like to recommend you listen to the lyrics of that song before you use it to sound patriotic because... it’s really not
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    • That gun made him ate shit, I saw his chin go fucking up faster than a man on speed
      scrubsinc 22 jun
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    • VA: hmm it seems your musculoskeletal injuries arent service related
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    • “dude the corps has fucked up my body bro i better get out with disability”
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    • Because fuck you
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    • Everyone is the military does stupid shit to either break up the monotony or cope with the bullshit
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    • God gave us the ability to stack bodies but he forgot the rest of the brain
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    • Cause they all lack common sense that’s why their in the marines
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    • Dolphin dive 360 noscope poppin off mf
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    • Them boys be on that crayon shit right there
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    • "I'm up, he sees me, I'm gettin dooooown"
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    • Well if I saw that shit from the opposing military ID just accept my new life as a pow
      bigboinut 21 jun
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    • Dropped his rifle.. do 50 rifle push ups!!
      rich23 21 jun
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    • Cuz we're drunk 24/7 and buzzed on nicotine
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    • Even though some people say their above you with money and power. We are all equal because neither you, me, the president, a gang leader, white supremacist leaders can survive a bullet between the eyes.
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    • I’m up he sees I’m down!
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    • 2 years later they be like the military destroyed my body
      WhiteNeko 21 jun
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    • Were a diff breed lol
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    • Man I hated buddy rushing
      sploonter 21 jun
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    • That was actually impressive
      jsim2848 21 jun
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