• This guy robbed a train
Bert Kreischer
with the Russian mafia
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    • There's some old ass russian gangsters watching this somewhere and freaking out screaming "HOLY FUCK ITS THE MACHINE"
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    • This isn’t just some GUY this is THE MACHINE
      chefs 27 jul
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    • "Fuck that bitch, this is Russia" - Bert "The Machine" Kreischer
      Shiyia 28 jul
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    • This was actually pretty fucking funny
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    • Can someone like this so I can come back to it later please
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    • Everytime I see this again I sit through the whole thing. One of my favorite vids ever. I hope the story's true
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    • He is the original Florida man....
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    • WHAT HE DOESN'T TELL YOU IS THAT IN THOSE SEVEN YEARS HE GOT A MASTERS A N D A PHD
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    • Like if you watched the whole thing like I did for some fucking reason.
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    • apparently there are people that have confirmed that this is a true story
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    • The man, the myth, the legend, "the machine"
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    • The only video this long on iFunny I enjoyed the whole way through. That was great
      somefk 28 jul
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    • Knew it was the machine as soon as I saw the hairy chested god
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    • Fuck that bitch this is Russia
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    • Remember this from a while back. I don't even care if it's fake it's a great fucking story
      stf9 28 jul
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    • Bert Kreischer didn’t take of his shirt and tell funny ass comedy to be called “this guy” on dumbass iFunny captions.
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    • This is him, the machine.
      ProPain 27 jul
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    • I watched the entire thing and was not disappointed for a damn second
      AoS_1 28 jul
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    • getting to hear this story in person was the experience of a lifetime
      Kanji 28 jul
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    • Man's a god level story teller that's for sure
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    • Bruh fake or not that was one of the funniest fucking stories I've heard in a long time
      Rtasva 27 jul
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    • They need to make this into a movie
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    • I thought this was going to be a lesson story but no fuck that bitch this is Russia
      pertho 28 jul
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    • The year is 2060, Moscow, Russia. A young boy runs to his elderly grandfather to ask him about a story he learned. The boy asks, “Дедушка, я слышал, как некоторые дети говорили о ком-то, кого зовут “машина”, ты знаешь, кто это?” The grandfather pauses, memories of his past flashing through his head.
      Hysteria 28 jul
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    • Here’s the video without the dumb caption
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    • This is the seventh fucking time in three years that the machine has been featured in ifunny
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    • Bert Kreisher like so people can see
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    • This is probs my 10th time seeing this shit and it’s still mad funny
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    • That’s not just some guy, that’s the fuckin Machine.
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    • I met Bert Kreischer when he did a show at my college. I asked if he wanted to do shots, he looked me dead in the eye, pulled out a flask, drank the whole thing, and left without a word.
      Cyzilla 27 jul
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    • This is the best thing I've ever watched
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    • Honestly wether ot not this is a true story, its great
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    • How did I just watch a whole movie on I funny
      cheynya 30 jul
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    • Florida Man robs himself with the Russian Mafia
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    • Watched this with my boyfriend while staying in a tent in a part of the woods he used to like going to. It's been almost a year since but it was one of the greatest nights of my life.
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    • seen it before but gonna watch it again cause this is an actually good story
      666lmao 28 jul
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    • Old but this is the greatest story ever told
      Alikaboi2 28 jul
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    • Watched the whole thing, wasn't disappointed. Very funny. 10/10
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    • I was skeptical but overtime I became hooked
      CRLM107 28 jul
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    • Tl;dr fuck that bitch this is Russia
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    • Fucking worth it! 😂
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    • At first I was like why isn't he wearing a shirt but eventually I forgot completely
      bluechaz 28 jul
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    • Caption is shit, story was fucking hilarious.
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    • Fuck that bich this is Russia
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    • This needs to be adapted into a comedy movie called “The Machine”
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    • Absolutely love this, just walks in and forgets what to say and blurts out I AM THE MACHINE, and it brings out this great story. Researched it a few times over the years,it's amazing
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    • Great story. Totally worth watching the whole clip
      ChibRock 1 aug
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    • But why the fuck is he shirtless?? That's such a power move. He's flexing on the whole audience
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    • How long did I just watch that video for
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    • Worth the whole wait to hear that last line
      silver928 31 jul
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    • This dude is so good at telling stories it’s crazy
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    • Dude....this thing is a whole damn movie lol
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    • Who else actually watched the whole thing?
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    • This man knows how to tell a story
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    • This was the longest ifunny feature I've ever seen yet the most entertaining
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    • Worth the time I wasted watching this. I need more of this guy.
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    • Fuck that bitch this is RUSSIA
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    • This is great. Forgot I was on iFunny.
      D3ATH 29 jul
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    • You wanna check it out? It's on Netflix : Bert Kreicher The Machine.
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    • Video without caption
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    • He's not just "some guy" he's Bert Kreicher and he's the fucking MACHINE!
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    • I watched the whole thing Fuck that bitch, this is Russia
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    • This was some of the funniest fucken shit "fuck that bitch, this is Russia"- LMAO
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    • Is this the longest vid on iFunny?
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    • Guys its worth the watch. Trust me.
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    • Dont get me wrong I hate stupid captions but if these weren't there I might not have watched the whole thing and that wouldve been a mistake
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    • FUCK THAT BITCH THIS IS RUSSIA
      Arcanine 28 jul
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    • Idc if this didn't happen it is funny as ever living fuck
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    • I wanna know how this dude ended up shirtless
      crumb86 28 jul
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    • Can we acknowledge how long that was. Worth it though
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    • Every time I see this I gotta stop and watch the whole thing
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    • Please listen to bertcast. He is genuinely the most polite and funny guy. Btw, the movie van wilder is based off of his college years. He never signed a contract so his name was never mentioned.
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    • Not my first time watching this but I watch it every time I see it!
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    • I watched the whole thing just for the last line! Fuck that bitch this is russia!
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    • I still don’t know if it’s true but still one of the best stories I’ve ever heard
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    • I am the machine
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    • Im dissapointed this greatness is on this app
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    • He is the machine
      Xcution00 28 jul
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    • I watched the whole thing. No regrets.
      Eden_VI 28 jul
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    • Normally I complain when something gets featured twice, but honestly this one deserves a second feature
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    • Russia isn't run by the mafia anymore, but I've been living there for two years and I'll say the cops honestly don't give a shit what you do. As long as you don't harm somebody or steal personal possessions, they could care less if you do half the shit I do. It's great to be honest haha
      AmmoRush 28 jul
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    • I will watch the entirety of this video no matter how many times it appears in featured
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    • Ok this is long as fuck but god damn is it worth it lol
      Animz 27 jul
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    • Few weeks after this an old classmate of his actually posted a picture of him with igor and his class in russia
      connman 27 jul
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
      Gorthlak 27 jul
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    • I remember I was a watching a video about this guy how he had to fight a bear and someone wrote in the comments “then the bear said I Hear you are the machine?”
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    • If you haven't seen this, turn the sound on and enjoy. Its worth the time.
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    • Worth the whole listen that shit was funny as hell
      Wynaut 27 jul
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    • How dare you call him "this guy" show respect to thee machine!!!!
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    • "Fuck that bitch this is Russia"
      blackman7 27 jul
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    • I am the machine!!!
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    • I don’t care if it’s fake or has the stupid caption, this is a fantastic story
      Logansd 27 jul
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    • Dude I actually had a blast listening to this
      Catdoom14 27 jul
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    • This is the longest video I’ve seen on iFunny that I actually enjoyed watching
      Kentrx 27 jul
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    • Perfect story start to finish
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    • Hot take bert kriescher isn’t funny. BUT his stories are pretty entertaining, he’s a good storyteller but not a good stand up comedian
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    • Dude is fucking hilarious. Great storyteller. I'm not sure I completely believe all of it, but his job is to entertain and he fucking does.
      Sleeve 3 aug
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