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    • NO GEORGE DONT OPEN THAT PACKAGE DO NOT FALL PREY TO THE LUXURIES OF CIVILIZED SOCIETY YOU MUST ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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    • I've said it before and I'll say it again, its like watching a tiny human messing around
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    • You could say George is quite curious
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    • You think aliens ever do that with us? Like they kidnap a scientist and give it some advanced physics theories to solve and then go “nice George you got itttt yayyyyyy”
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    • I want a pet monkey so bad but I wanna keep my face more
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    • You have no damn idea how badly I want a monkey
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    • George is an absolute fucking awesome lad
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    • My boy fucking LOVES zippers
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    • its kinda crazy how intelligent monkeys are -_- like BRUH
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    • Is he curious though
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    • Reject humanity
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    • How does one squire a monkey
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    • mmmm . . . momkee
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    • I actually hate monkeys for the simple reason I fear animals with enough intelegence to act on emotion not instinct. I'd rather my dog that knows how to sit than the monkey that could just get sick of something you do and slit my throat for having an existential crisis
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    • So cute. I’m going to mail anthrax.
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    • “Hey george we got a package! It’s from one Theodore J. Kaczynski, hmm i wonder who he is. Ah who cares, let’s open it up!”
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    • monkey when it zips a zipper for the first time: 😳
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    • Dont trust those mf's
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    • The only downside is dealing with that diaper
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    • I just wanted to let everyone know, that right now I am on the toilet suffering a fate worse than death. Constipation and Diarra at the same time.
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    • I'm not sure you'd want to train him that way. "This is George, my pet monkey." *ziiipp* "Uh, that's just his way of saying hi..."
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    • If he’s so smart. Why he need a diaper?
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    • I'm not condoning this, but do you think we could have monkey slavery?
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    • They are one chromosome away were being a down syndrome baby...
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    • Reject humanity, embrace monke
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    • I guess George was curious about his package
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    • Monkeys shouldnt be owned as pets tbh
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    • mmm. Monkey
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    • "Smarter than half the people I know". You must hang out with some real sharp tools and that doesn't say much about you either.
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    • @
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    • Curious George :)
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    • HES GOT A LIL CHAIR
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    • mf was straight up demonstrating
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    • Dumb fucking monkey, he likes fucking zippers retarded ass fucking monkey, i fucking hate this monkey, I hate this stupid fucking retarded monkey, fuck this stupid ass monkey.
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    • This is exactly how I open my packages from Amazon
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    • He kinda sounds like Dream
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    • Lol i found myself in collective
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    • monkey really said: 😳
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    • Fuck man i want a monkey
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    • Reject modernity embrace george
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    • M O N K E
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    • Those are the monkey's that end up ripping your face off. Met an old lady who had one, it got out of the cage ONCE. Not a good time at allll.
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    • Why’s this dumb bitch wearing a diaper if he’s so smart
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    • Once he grows up he is going to tear your face apart
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    • I love monkeys until they start stealing your shit
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    • Later that night the monke tore his owners face and knuts off
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    • God he’s ugly....I want 10
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    • I want a George
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    • Return the the monke
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    • Wait a few years and a video of him getting nooned by george will end up in collective
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    • Anyone gonna talk about the monkey wearing a diaper...
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    • This reminded me of that 911 phone call where a lady and her friend were being attacked by a monkey and she was screaming about how the monkey was ripping their faces off and eating her friends face and the operator was an actual fucking retard. She said we here they were and what was happening but
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    • Curious George becomes a little too curious when he fucking explodes because he opened a package from Ted Kaczynski
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    • Curious George
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    • I wanna go back to monke, those were the real stone ages
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    • Why tf does my girlfriend always show me Tik Toks from her phone exactly two days before I see them on iFunny
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    • Show me your hat
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    • Mhh, Monke.
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    • Feature this please
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    • Monkey Brains
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    • They really are little people
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    • Where does he get a monkey
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    • Mmm.. monke
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    • Get him a Christmas present
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    • When they said he was smarter than people I expected him to like, call my boss and tell her I quit or something. But that’s cool too
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    • They are so smart it is scary
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    • I guess I never realized how similar apes act to humans. Kinda weird to watch tbh
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    • Did anyone else notice that he pogged whenever he first did a zip
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    • That guy's gonna get his face ripped off
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    • Monkeys as pets is like communism. Great in theory but usually ends with someone dead
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    • I don’t generally like monkeys but this was kinda cute
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    • return to monke
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    • “George is smarter than half the people I know” stupid monkey entertained by zippers and trash
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    • Amazing, Absolutely phenomenal
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    • Why does that room give me onlyfans vibes?
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    • Looks like someone has an only fans
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    • Id curb stomp George
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    • Fuck that monkey
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    • I know most of y'all already know, but to those who don't: its called a Capuchin
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    • That guy changes monkey diapers lol
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    • As cute as an infant but smarter
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    • Don't monkeys regularly turn and tear apart their owners? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that the normal?
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    • 10 minutes later and he ODs with a cop on top of him lmfao
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    • Ricky, this was fuego
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    • I'm happy now, thank you
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    • That’s cool but can it play the banjo?
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    • Give him a beer and a cigarette
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    • How much can I buy a george for?
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    • George you say?
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    • What are those monkeys called?
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    • Too smart
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    • I would fucking die for George
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