munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
TikTok Why is Dwayne Johnson called the Rock ?
friend: u ok?
me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
missfit_bootyy missfit_bootyy
27 sep 2020
friend: u ok? me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
NICE COCK
TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
namedate namedate
16 jun
NICE COCK TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the
Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy.
Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy. Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible
Me: Okay do a kickflip
Jodie: What
Me: Do a double kickflip right now
PFE_1665 PFE_1665
22 jun
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible Me: Okay do a kickflip Jodie: What Me: Do a double kickflip right now
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
How to deal with Depression
Weaponise your anger
Become a husk of your former self against those you hate
alll
WW)
Join a support group Focus onsthe bright side instead
Become an alcoholic
OR
sadMarvelmemepage sadMarvelmemepage
25 sep 2020
How to deal with Depression Weaponise your anger Become a husk of your former self against those you hate alll WW) Join a support group Focus onsthe bright side instead Become an alcoholic OR
nell. mone
fayaplaya_
Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi
Fiona
SN
_Chongyun _Chongyun
25 mar
nell. mone fayaplaya_ Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi Fiona SN
COMPORT LEVEL : BOOB PILLOW
real_cyclemateusa_5 real_cyclemateusa_5
23 sep 2020
COMPORT LEVEL : BOOB PILLOW