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    • Don't start no fights. Don't lose no fights. Rule of my house.
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    • Don't start one, but definitely finish it.
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    • Having a dad must be pretty sweet. Wish I could relate.
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    • "Now hold one son. Ive got to beat your dresser for a bit, and i want you ti start screaming. Ive got to make your mother think im whoopin your ass.
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    • Last time I got into a fight, I almost broke the guys ribs, it was self defense and this guys had been fucking with me for a while, when I got home my mother looked me dead in the eye and told me I should’ve hit him harder
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    • My parents always told me to never start a fight only to end it and I’m kinda glad I’ve never had to do both but sometimes I wish I could go back and punch that annoying kid in class straight in the nose
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    • I don’t start fights, but if I end up in one you bet your ass i’ll finish it
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    • How many people out there never grew up with there dad, I wanted to know im not alone
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    • I started defending myself after my bullies started to get physical. After a few days of hair pulling and me thinking of a plan, I was more than ready to fight back. Now, I'm not the baddest kid, but I wasn't the skinny kid either. After lunch when we had an 8min break, they started walking-
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    • 1/2 First time I got suspended there was this girl who hated me and she'd spread rumors I did shit I didn't. Well she told some guy Eddie who was in my class I call him a noon behind his back and he jumped me at the lockers. I fought back but we were close to the metal detectors and the security
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    • If y’all really do wanna KNOW how to defend yourselves seriously consider wrestling if your school provides it or some other martial art gyms. I promise if you put the average person into one of the average wrestling, karate, muay thai, kickboxing classes. You’ll be able to kick the ass of another
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    • :)
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    • It’s even better when you know it’s an act because he’s the one who told you beat them up
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    • Same with my dad while my mom yells at him to discipline me he always comes back with “What? Should I not be proud of him defending himself”
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    • Idk why everyone is saying not to start a fight but they for sure will finish it. 80% of the time the person that hits first wins. My dad always told me you know when a fight is going to break out and there is no backing down from it. Hit first and hit hard.
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    • He looks like the exact type of guy Netflix hires for every teen school movie.
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    • Imagine having a dad
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    • My dad always told not to fight unless they touched me first, fortunately I never needed to
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    • My dad got banned from coming to parent teacher night because when my big bro was being bullied He said he can fight back. Teacher says that if he does he will be suspended from school, my dad then responds with he will spend it playing videogames and eating ice cream
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    • I always remember getting beat down countless times in elementary and middle school. Had very little muscle on me until 7th grade. Literally always wore a hoodie, so no one knew I'd gained quite a bit. Had 2 dudes start a fight and one went to throw a haymaker at me. Tmw he got lifted and chucked-
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    • So im 5,8 with broad shoulders. In middle school i hated myself for them. Everyone thought i was mean and the people i have met were shocked i was actually nice. These three tiny ass girls accused my sister of stealing from them and i that i hit them. We didn't. 1/2
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    • Is that Odinsons hammer adorning your neck?
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    • Me when my cousin got into a fight and she hit the girl. Taught that bitch a lesson
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    • My dads would be pissed if I got in a fight, my mom would just laugh
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    • I have only ever been in a handfull or two of fights in school and almost all of them ended just like this vid.
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    • Oooooooooooo
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    • ionlyrepostqualitymemes I feel like this will be you in the future 😂
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    • Like my comment if this happened to you. This happened to me 3 times
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    • Is this him?
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    • You never start a fight, but you sure as hell finish it, and in some cases instigation is okay as long as they throw the first punch
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    • Hes fine as fuck
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    • Shiit, when I got in a fight, I only started one. But never got in trouble with my parents cause I fought back
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    • My dad didn't like fights but knew it was sometimes impossible to avoid them. He only whooped me if I started them (which I never did) or if I lost (only twice because of this). I ended up always getting back up because i was more afraid of my dads belt than the bully's fists, plus...
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    • i've only ever fought in self defense after they got in two hits. If i dont go down with one hit, you shouldn't be starting fights. If you start and i dont go down in two hits, you shouldn't be fighting at all.
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    • I wish I could get in a fight. Then again, through the power of retard strength and my small collection of knives, I’d probably end up with a murder charge.
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    • That would be me as a dad. Well.... assuming the other nerd started it/deserved it.
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    • I only ever fought one person and it was a kind tiny kid my age. He chatted a ton of shit for an entire year of soccer and then we fought in the locker. I fucked him up so hard bro and I didn’t even get in trouble for how quick the fight was, no teachers came in on time to see who fought.
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    • School i went to, if you didn't start the fight but you defended yourself, you got punished as well
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    • Me who wears adidas and hangs with the Ukrainian exchange student: *gets beat up cause I'm terarted*
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    • The only reason I'm gonna let my kid ever start something is if they're stolen from. This bitch in kindergarten once stole my gameboy advanced out of my backpack and I almost didn't see justice for it until I threatened her.
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    • I don't start fights, hell I avoid confrontation for anything. But whoever starts something better pick a god and pray
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    • Ngl I hope my husband is like this with our kids. We gotta teach em not to start fights but to make sure they don’t get up after a failed attempt to come for the people
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    • My dad was a bit of a hypocrite here. He was no more approving of me fighting than my mom was, and yet he's even quicker to get into fights than I ever was... which is saying something.
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    • My mom doesn't want me to start it. That's it
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    • As long as it wasn't my head busted on the pavement he was proud
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    • They don't teach us nuffin!
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    • I was raised by my single mom, till I was 12, house rule was don't start shit, finish it and we'll get you ice cream
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    • If you make your kid call you sir youre a prick even if youre bros otherwise
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    • My mom tells me never fight and scream for help
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    • Loki how my uncle was he was like you win and I be like yea and he be like good I didn't eant to fuck you up my self
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    • Its was my mom who did this, my dad didnt give a fuck. He just got mad when was called to school because it was boring
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    • Lot of tough ppl on here.
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    • I got into my first “fight” the other day
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    • Always cool seeing someone else wearing a Mjolnir pendant
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    • This is only accurate to suburb fa.ggy hick white boys from the Midwest.
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    • My mom beat the fuck out of me because some kid fell and blamed me for tripping me I didn’t even touch him. Fuck you Robert
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    • I never got into fights, I got dragged into them cause I was the "quiet kid". So when i said no I'm not gonna fight you, they started pushing me, so i grabbed their head and threw them down. Not my best 15 mins of the last hour before the home bell, but I did get them to stop picking on my friends.
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    • For me it's the reverse. My dad would lecture me about getting into a fight at school and my mom would ask if I won.
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    • That dude is cute
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    • Woa. There’s a such thing as two parents under the same house hold? Holy fuck that sound lit.
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    • Solid shit. Don’t start it don’t lose. Let everyone else fuck around and they’ll find out
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    • *Punches kid in class* . . . *teacher yells at me* . . . *Punches teacher* . . . goes to principal* . . . *JACKSLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PRINCIPAL*
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    • I'm not gonna lie.... I really don't like fighting usually but lately I've been walking around thinking "ya knowwwww I wish a mf would"
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    • Yeah my dad would ask about it to see if i was in the wrong and then get hyped when he found out i was defending myself.
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    • I remember telling my parents about the Halloween party I went to at 17, I said that I was told to chug my drink and everyone started chanting so I chugged that shit and they cheered. My mum was disappointed, dad was so proud.
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    • If I get into a fight, I wont win. But I wi get naked and make it hella weird. At some point, my dick will touch you. And you will be hella gay
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    • I couldn’t start/be involved in any fights cause my dad would beat me if anything happened even if I defended my self or won
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    • Starting a fight with a dide that had a Mjolnir rune on a chain is always a bad idea. Mf wants to die in battle.
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    • Didn’t Tpindell do this first?
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    • No homo, that’s a fine man right there
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    • I will not start the fight. But you can bet your ass I'll finish it. 3 day suspension? Fine. Other guy will be suspended from hospital supports when I'm done.
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    • Got punched a few times in HS, never really saw a need to start a fight
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    • My dad when I got in a fight at school lol
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    • Those eyes tho 🤤
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    • Ok
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    • I'm short and people picked on me next thing you know I got suspended for breaking a kids legs in self defense so uh yeah
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    • Cringe
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    • 1,000 baby
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    • I fought a dude once who wouldn’t stop flirting with my girlfriend. I finally snapped and tackled him too the ground and began punching him in the face as hard as I could. I got suspended for a week and he ended up with a broken nose and a concussion cuz I dropped him on concrete
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    • My dad is the opposite my mom would react this way but my dad would be pissed
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    • “If you punch first it better be to defend some else and it better be in the throat”- My dad ( his name is Chad)
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    • Let’s all fuckin meet up and just whoop each other’s ass to find out who the most badass ifunnier is.
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    • Damn, imagine having a dad
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    • I was taught never to start fights, but if I found myself in one I was allowed to end it.
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    • Me
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    • Love the Mjolnir and geri and freki chain. May Odin bless you my funny brother!!!
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    • In 7th grade that happened to me, my mom was pissed but my dad asked did you win lol
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    • I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM
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    • That's what Imma do with my kids, if they start the fight they're in trouble but if they're protecting themselves or something like that then by all means kick their ass and I'll get you some icecream and McDonald's
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    • I hung out with one person, he was pretty fat, trying to lose weight. I knew him before he was fat, and we'd hang out a lot, this was 7th grade btw. Some dude makes fun of him for being fat, I tell him I can still see my semen on his cheek from when his momma kissed him goodnight. He 1/2
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    • Let them hit you first and then fuck em up is the rule of my house
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    • Never got in a fight which is weird because i piss off so many fucking people in my school
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    • i just use retard strength in school fights
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    • My dad would beat our as if we lost
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    • Only “fight” I ever got in was against this dumbass named Cody. He was making fun of my friend for being fat, and I told him to stop 3 times. He didn’t so I shoved him into a locker as hard as I could, then he just ran away. He came in the next day with a cast on his arm.
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    • House rules, don't start, but make sure you finish it
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