• This, right herejust proves how terrible
of a Father Goku is .
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    • Goku must have a massive dick and fucks like a freight train to be able to knock two babies into Chi Chi and after all his dumb ass shit. Still be married.
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    • Goku has the ultimate get out of jail free card. She cant be mad at you for missing things if its because youre dead
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    • Vegeta went from being the biggest asshole in the universe to being a better person than goku could ever be
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    • I can't tell if Goku has big dick energy or if he's an idiot who just happens to be a Saiyan
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    • Another example of a subcharacter being cooler than the main character
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    • People defending Goku cause he “died for the planet” seem to ignore the planet is in danger 9/10 because of his own choices to let people go all out instead of finishing them, letting them live after, or literally healing them. The dude is a fuck lol
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    • Vegeta has the BEST character development out of ANY character EVER. You cannot change my mind
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    • JoSparks 11 apr
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    • Saiyans (especially Goku) see their family as workmates. It's not their fault, they still love them, but they are incapable of feeling love the way a human does.
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    • When the recently reformed genocidal murderer has to give you pointers on how to be a good husband and father you might have a problem
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    • iAhegao 12 apr
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    • “I didn’t have to worry about that cause I was dead!” He says cheerfully
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    • Goku gets a lot of shit but he suffered massive head trauma that radically changed his personality as a child and was probably a major factor in his ignorance. His parents and children are fairly intelligent. He’s basically an idiot savant that only understands fighting.
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    • It baffles me how goku has clear flaws that are even addressed point blank, yet no part in the entire franchise does he go through an arc to grow as a person.
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    • Remember when Vegeta punched his kid in the face? And stayed distant as fuck? But Goku fighting for his friends and family and dying so the planet wouldn't get fucked up is just the biggest offense ever.
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    • Piccolo raised that niggas kid
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    • He's just so innocent. No one really taught him any of that stuff and grew up fighting everyone
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    • When you remember that Male saiyans normally dont care that much about their children instinctively, goku's acting normal and Vegeta is really putting in real effort
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    • LMGBros 11 apr
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    • Let’s be real here, we all know that piccolo was Gohan’s real dad lol
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    • I want Chi-Chi to become goku’s next villian. All his life he trained his body but he never prepared for a divorce
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    • Tbh, if your husband could crush planets with his bare hands and about ten minutes of loud screaming, wouldn't you just let him do his thing? Least he loves her in his own way.
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    • The baby comes out of her, right? Fucking A Goku how did you even get her pregnant....slip n fall accident?
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    • It's honestly a miracle that Gohan grew up to be a normal functional adult. A shit dad who was never really their for him unless it involved fighting and threw him into fights against super villians and a over controlling mother who never let him do what he wanted.
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    • TravieC 11 apr
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    • Between Vegeta and Piccolo, Christopher Sabat voices the only decent fathers in DBZ.
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    • We all know not only is bulma the best slam piece, shes rich af. Brother knows not to screw that deal up
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    • "Cause I was dead" not a bad excuse, just kind of shitty since you came back, and gohan?
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    • Goku is a saiyan, a warrior race. The underlings don't give a shit about childrearing except for keeping the species going. The only reason Vegeta cares about his family is because he's a Royal and was raised knowing to caring on the family bloodline. That's why they're polar opposites as Dad's.
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    • In all fairness, if goku doesn't train and fight then everyone dies so....
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    • Vegeta’s amount of character development is astounding
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    • He's actually a very selfish character. He endangers everyone and abandon everyone for more challenge all the time. He's got 5 iq and he's really endearing and very strong so he gets away with it. Goku is low key a villain.
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    • Sounds like vegeta doesn’t really care about seeing the baby so much as he doesn’t wanna bulma to nag him about it
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    • It’s hilarious to me that two former supervillians (Piccolo and Vegeta) are better fathers than main hero
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    • Sayians like hot blooded women and being dominated in bed, the more naggy and needy they are the more attractive as a mate they become. It's Canon.
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    • Saiyans aren't normally around for their kids? So Vegeta over there is the odd one, not Goku
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    • Pretty sure Chi-chi is the dominant one in their relationship because Goku shows no initiative whatsoever to have a family or to be intimate with his wife, he pretty much just goes along with everything she wants to make her happy
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    • Apevia 11 apr
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    • Goku loves his family but he loves them in a similar way he loves his friends. He loves everyone. No one mentions when talking about he absolutely lost it after finding out Zamasou killed Goten and Chichi and nearly killed him and Goku black
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    • Yo that nigga vegeta can change a diaper at flash level speeds, meanwhile goku's best parenting highlight is choosing not to kill piccolo all those years ago
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    • Aint anyone gonna cut the guy some slack for almost never knowing his real dad, literally getting dropped on the head from like 100 ft, killing his surrogate father on accident and basically having to raise himself for 30+ years. Meanwhile Vegeta has lived the life of royalty with all its perks
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    • The sad thing is Goku is the one causing the earth to be in danger majority of the time he's basically trumping Vegeta being a anti hero to the point where Vegeta is better at being the true hero
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    • Piccolo is a better father to Goku’s kids and grandkid than he is
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    • Man Goku hitting his head as a child severely fucked him up. The gift of a god but the curse of a tard
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    • Fighting is literally the only thing this nigga goku knows
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    • Dont forget the first time he and Chi Chi meet, he slaps her pussy
      NGAudio 12 apr
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    • natuto is worse who sends clones to your childs birthday
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    • Well to be honest, between saving the world or the universe for that matter I'd probably leave my kids too. Your kids can't live in a universe that doesn't exist.
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    • Even a hardass like vegeta cared if his wife was giving birth... goku? not so much
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    • Goku is a loving father and husband only when the plot demands it, like when Zamasu brags about killing Chichi and Goten and Goku needs to get the "HOW DARE YOU" pissed off power-up.
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    • “I have no idea how you’re still married.” Literally no one does.
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    • Here’s to ChiChi, the hero of the DB universe
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    • PorkSword 11 apr
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    • This guy literally saves millions of families from being wiped off the earth I’m sure he can afford fuck up every now and then
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    • Considering how much he values his saiyan pride, I’m pretty sure skipping out on training was more out of fear of how Bulma would react to him leaving rather than his fatherly obligation.
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    • Shout out for piccolo for being a better dad than goku
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    • I took better care of his spawn than he did, and I kidnapped him
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    • I didn't have to deal with that I was dead
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    • So if goku goes super Saiyan and nutz is that the real special beam canon?
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    • Well with all the shit that happens its best to stay fit. Goku stopped training for a week to work and bullets actually sctoday him. Talking for his universe, in real life he would be a shitty parent
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    • i have no idea how ur still married" -vegeta
      Oreos7978 15 apr
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    • Did you know that Goku has never kissed his wife
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    • I half-expected this to be the tfs guys
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    • Sean schemmel is the biggest beta voicing the biggest alpha
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    • This is why Vegeta will always be my favorite
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    • Goku's logic in z: cant be responsible if I'm dead *blows up*
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    • Like y'all got to remember goku hit his head as a baby and then basically raised himself after he stepped on grandpa gohan going great ape the first time, so he had no contact with anyone until bulma found him and then also no one really tryed to teach goku really anything so
      Zero2719 12 apr
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    • I think chi chi today goku. I don’t think he knows what sex is
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    • Goku is brain damaged. His grandfather dropped him on his head when he found him. So theres that...
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    • Goku ain’t wrong though. The baby comes out of her. Not him. The real feminists are animals. They don’t need no man to help them raise the kids or financial child support. ⭐️ 🌟 ⭐️
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    • "Cause I was dead! :D "
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    • That hit to the head as a kid really did a number on him. Wait, does that mean this whole time he’s been beating people with retard strength?
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    • ChiChi is the one who wanted to get married in the first place, Goku thought marriage was a type of food, when he promised to get married to her as a kid. Hell, he probably still does. Gokus as dumb as a rock.
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    • To be fair, Goku was raised away from civilization. And he does try to raise his sons the way he was raised. And Chi-Chi just yells at him constantly since he's not raising them to be her idea of perfect. He can't be a good father because his wife won't let him raise his family the only way he knows
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    • I'm just gonna say it Goku is black...
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    • Chi chi either had to trick goku into fuckin or she today him in his sleep
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    • Not to mention in the original ending to DBZ, he tells his family he's leaving them to go train a kid he just met because he called the kids mom fat and he got angry at Goku. Goku really isn't a good person at all. He challenges people that can destroy the planet all for the purpose of he wants to.
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    • You can be as shitty a husband as you want when you save the fucking universe
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    • That's because goku is a saiyan, and Saiyans normally shoot their children out into space to conquer a planet to prove themselves worthy of their birthright. The only reason Vegeta has any fatherly sense is because King Vegeta coddled him his whole life.
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    • BiggD240 11 apr
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    • Vegeta tried to blow up earth and since became a decent person and a good father, since the series has started him I has missed every one of his children and grand children's births and most birthdays. He may be a hero but he is God tier a terrible father. Lol
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    • Here's a better version of this scene
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    • Notice how Vegeta, a dude who once worked for frieza and wiped out other civilizations, is a better father than Goku, a man who saves the world many times and helps the innocent, but still can’t be a good dad.
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    • Vegeta to goku "while you were training i was studying how to be a decent father you bitch"
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    • That’s nothing compared to how much of an abusive bitch ChiChi is. She tricked him into marriage by saying it involved food, tricked him to fuck her not realizing it would lead to him having a kid (TWICE), and refused to participate in his hobby which JUST SO HAPPENS to involve saving the fucking
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    • Goku so innocent
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    • A lot of people forget that saiyans naturally don't care for their children, that's why goku's such a bad dad, yet the better saiyan
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    • Goku takes dead beat dad to a whole new level
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    • The messed up part is this is canon
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