• this man could steal my bitch & i
would be like thank you
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Khal Drago
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    • That doesn’t sound like a very healthy relationship to me
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    • If that man took my girlfriend I’d be jealous that he didn’t pick me
      NorseBoi 3 may
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    • I would for sure grab a beer with Jason
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    • Jason Momoa is kinda like the DC Chris Hemsworth
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    • Anddddd I’m gay
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    • "If Jason wants my bitch then I guess I'm doing pretty damn good"
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    • If he stole my girl I would be mad he's stealing her instead of me
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    • This girl I'm messing with told me she finds me more attractive than Jason Mamoa. I said now let's not get ahead of ourselves, have you seen this man
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    • If this guy stole my girl I'd be jealous but not because hes fucking my girl but because my girl gets to fuck him and I dont
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    • Oh sure when he drinks beer and throws axes hes cool but when I do it I'm told I'm drunk and need to leave the daycare
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    • I want him to fuck me up the wall
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    • If they ever make a live action God of War movie, I think he’d fit the role perfectly. I mean he’s got the beard and the axe throwing skills for it
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    • I don’t much care about him, he’s a cool dude and everything, but the people calling him a pedo need to stop lol. That was fully disproved months ago
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    • Hi, I'm Jason Mamoa. I like beer and throwing tomahawks. And if you're into myamahmahnahbinder, jack axes.
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    • “And if you’re in nerkadanendouche jack axes”
      dakkyboi 3 may
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    • If Hemsworth wasnt picked as Thor, this guy would've been guaranteed.
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    • I feel like that man really could play Kratos
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    • If a girl is willing to leave you that easly then she is a bitch and good riddance.
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    • How long have these fuckers decided that we don't deserve photo memes?
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    • Momoa as kratos? Oh yeah baby!
      FBIBob 3 may
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    • Jason Mamoa is Polynesian Chris Hemsworth 😂
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    • My favorite story is how when he first met Emilia Clark he ran across the hotel lobby yelling “WIFEY” and gave her a massive bear hug
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    • Fuck stealing my girl. No homo but he can steal me
      sbriody 3 may
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    • He'd take your bitch, take her to dinner and talk about how great you are and then bring her back before 9. The man looks scary but wholesome af
      PandaRin 3 may
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    • Who else think that momoa should be kratos?
      FBIBob 3 may
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    • People who spoil Endgame deserve to die just like Iron Man
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    • Ancamangecaminapoundit? Jack axes. Yea mother fucker
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    • Remember when he was on stargate Atlantis? Good times
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    • If only he could play Aquaman
      eggritz 4 may
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    • Cuck
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    • That just means you’re a cuck
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    • Isn’t that aquaman?
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    • I'd let him raw dog me.
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    • When someone say aquaman is a lame hero and the next thing they know a fucking fire axe cleaves their skull
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    • This man exerts too much big dick energy
      KDixon95 3 may
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    • Him and his wife + kids are the sweetest cutest things on this earth. Jason mamoa is a beautiful god of a man, but he’s also like an A+ dad & husband
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    • Yeah. We are all playing for second place around this guy. Fuck it. Is what it is.
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    • Jason Mamoa is the Chris Hemsworth of DC
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    • He was the best choice for Aquaman and I hope to God he is chosen to play a live action Kratos
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    • Chris hemsworth and Jason mamoa need to hang out
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    • You’re just a dude. This is a man
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    • I’m not gay, but if I was
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    • He made aquaman the cool dc hero
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    • I’d be jealous of her
      Aalos 6 may
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    • That's the guy who straight up kills Thanos in Endgame
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    • All men these days are beta bitches
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    • My girl has said multiple times if he showed up she’d fuck him and I have to learn to be ok with that. I said we’d spit roast her.
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    • Jason Momoa so if Chris Hemsworth was an islander
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    • Just let him play Kratos
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    • He must be American
      TopRebel 3 may
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    • What kind a beta cuck says that?
      afselect 3 may
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    • So. Fucking.hawt. Not to be dramatic but i would die for that man
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    • Thats called being a cuck
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    • Almost looks like Post Malone but with beer and tomahawks instead of hard drugs and autotune
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    • I like beer and throwing axes. *drinks* *has minor stroke* Jack axes.
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    • You guys think he would’ve made a better Thor?
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    • He is the manliest man in the world.
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    • Jason mamoa is one god damn hot man. I dont care about aqua man jason mamoa as much but like star gate Atlantis mamoa (he looks the same) can wisk me away
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    • Man if Khal Drogo gonna steal my girl then call me Jorah Mormont.
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    • "I'm not gay but... "
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    • Jason Momoa is to the DCEU as Chris Hemsworth is to the MCU
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    • “And if your a nooncumchacker misfit, jack axes”
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    • He’s married with kids
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    • Jason is the single defintion of a whole ass man
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    • That would mean you’re a cuck bro
      Gidgetz 6 may
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    • Jason Momoa is what you think of when you think of a real man
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    • I’d be upset that he didn’t steal ME
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    • Dudes and dudettes. Imagine him as The Wolverine. He could totally do it
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    • If he would have drank the whole beer while throwing the axe he would have reached good tier status 😂
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    • He should totally be kratos
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    • I'd beat his ass. He's only acting like a badass in his movies. He's no Keanu Reeves...
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    • I just wanna hang out, drink with him, and throw axes at shit
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    • This man could fuck my girlfriend in front of me and I’d be fine with it
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    • I would be jealous of her, actually
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    • If that man took my girlfriend I’d be surprised that I managed to get a girlfriend in the first place.
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    • This man turned me gay.
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    • He really is such a badass
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    • If this man stole my girl I'd ask if I could watch
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    • Gotta love Jason Momoa
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    • He recently shaved his beard that he's been growing for 7 years just to raise awareness for global warming. He's a fucking legend.
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    • The holy trinity: the wife, the bull, and the holy cuck
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    • Our next God of War fellas
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    • If they ever make a god of war movie he is the only person that should be casted as kratos unless it’s the younger version then give the rock a soul patch and we good
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    • Who calls their girl “my bitch” lmao no respect nowadays
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    • Not to sound dramatic but I’d fucking die for Jason
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    • Hey I'm Jason Momoa uh and I love beer and throwing tomahawks *sips* and if youranewlanchikablendar, Jackasses. Yea motherfucker.
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    • He could steal my girl and I’d be like when the fuck did I get a girlfriend
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    • This man could steal me and i‘ll be like thank you
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    • This man is he epitome of manliness... and a bro to boot
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    • Fuck stealing my bitch I want him to steal me
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    • Jason Momoa is so manly that he could make any woman sprout a penis.
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    • I mean.... Jason Momoa is a God on Earth.
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    • “Hi, I’m Jason Mamoa and I like beer and throwing tomahawk...and you’re watching Disney Channel”
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    • I was having a conversation with a coworker about how Jason Mamoa (This Guy) is a cool actor. And another coworker who is about 40 came up to use and said “Jason Mamoa? From Aquaman? He can get himself some of this,” gesturing at herself “man’s a hunk” and then she walked away.
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