FaRt_FaCe FaRt_FaCe
25 sep 2020
© Based on: cheekscrush
this dog went to Harvard Surveillance recorded the entire process. will be here before left
GTAS: is released on the
The realistic loading screen:
SS
NineteenEightyFour NineteenEightyFour
20 nov 2020
GTAS: is released on the The realistic loading screen: SS
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS
"THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS "THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
eat Grass
Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass.
Klonerater
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast.
Adrigogo
Reply
His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
eat Grass Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass. Klonerater Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast. Adrigogo Reply His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
jtman6 jtman6
20 sep 2020
Stfu i'm listening to Cars tuner scene
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Itachy Itachy
23 sep 2020
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one....
The hardest drip in the animal kingdom
11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
AlmostShttyMemes AlmostShttyMemes
22 sep 2020
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one.... The hardest drip in the animal kingdom 11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
Wanna see a fish diagram?
Fish Diagram
<T SS Fish
Illuminating
Floofiplier Floofiplier
25 sep 2020
Wanna see a fish diagram? Fish Diagram <T SS Fish Illuminating
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
jamespay
8 dec 2020
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
izzy220 izzy220
10 jun
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
Elementary school teacher accused of
having wine in classroom bit
20QizsU
whomat'veationtavegas
I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
19 oct 2020
Elementary school teacher accused of having wine in classroom bit 20QizsU whomat'veationtavegas I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe
cumnog
my grandma has a dog like this..
Ya grandma a hoe
Yumji Yumji
13 may
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe cumnog my grandma has a dog like this.. Ya grandma a hoe
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)