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When the doctor says you
have 1 minute to live
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    • So long gay bowser 😔
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    • So long gay bowser, thanks a so much for playin ma game
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    • Simpleflips?.lol nah he doesnt do any% anymore lol
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    • who even figures this shit out
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    • Yo he didn’t say “So long gay bowser!”
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    • Wait a minute, terminalmontage wasn't kidding
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    • Yes, I too would repeatedly scream “YAHOO!” if a doctor told me I have only one minute to live.
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    • This is a Tool Assisted Speedrun. Basically someone used an emulator, save states, and possibly other tools in order to create a perfect run. The inputs are saved in a 'movie' file. Some of these tricks are possible in a Real Time Run but even the best runners aren't that perfect. Both
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    • I have a perfect pc port of Super Mario 64 if anyone wants it
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    • I fucked this snake girl
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    • Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo- Yaho- Ya- Ya- Ya- YYYYYYYY
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    • How the fuck did he die in one hit
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    • When the doctor says you have one minute to live: "ya-hoo!"
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    • TAS right?
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    • Backwards long jump to destroy the universe
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    • Speed runners deserve some respect
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    • Ay yo what the hell just happened
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    • Shoutouts to Simpleflips
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    • Me when the doctor tells me I have 1 minute to live
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    • When you have 1 minute left but you've been building speed for 12 hours and have been holding a since birth
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    • I would also spend my last minute alive playing mario rather than cry and talk to my loved ones
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    • of course it’s stolen and put on tiktok with a shitty caption, what else would it be
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    • Bruh is a TAS (Tool assisted speedrun) not a human
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    • Yahoo!
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    • I'd just watch a portal speedrun.
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    • You have not only cheated the game, but yourself
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    • Y A H O O
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    • Shoutout to SimpleFlips
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    • No! You're supposed to collect all the stars! You're ruining everything!!!
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    • Nice TAS bruh
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    • And this is why speed running is retarded.
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    • Lblj
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    • Top comment is partially wrong. TAS doesnt actually allow for world records, it just shows what may be possible for players if they plah frame perfectly. Close enough though. SM64 speedruns are fucking crazy
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    • Pause buffering is cheating :P
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    • content not available more
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    • I bet with that speed you can play the whole game under 20 minutes
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    • I’d pull a gun out and off myself before whatever force takes me in one minute.
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    • TAS?
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    • I would let browser fuck the shit out of my ass
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    • Missed the key and had to go back for it... Could've cut out 0.2 seconds there.
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    • And that’s why he’s the most powerful character in video game history
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    • Speed runners aren’t real people
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    • So long gay bowser
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    • Speed runs shouldn’t count if they use a glitch
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    • Nice crop
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    • speed runners are fucking insane good lord
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    • Not now loving friends and family that will miss me when I’m gone and want to spend the last second they have with me, I’m busy.....
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    • Fake
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    • 57 seconds
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    • I wouldve looked up at the castle ceiling flown around until I die
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    • Not even to final bowser just to bowser in the dark world
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    • There is a KF 2 custom map of this. I never thought I'd see so much blood come from a Goomba before 😳
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    • More like living one minute of a fanstasy
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    • Yo is that my nigga TAS?
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    • Mario has a capped maximum forward speed, but not a backward speed. Move so fast that you literally move faster than the game can check for collisions with walls n such.
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    • I love Mario64 to a cosmic degree
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    • Clearly you have never put a gun in your mouth
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    • Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect all of the stars! You're ruining everythi-
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    • I hope ya’ll know that this is TASed.
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    • So no one's gonna mention that this took more than a minute?
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    • Good, but TikTok?
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    • I had this game for DS and I beat the whole game except for bowser
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    • Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized
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    • How did anyone discover these exploits?
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    • Thats not the end of the game though
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    • That was really actually a minute... I'm impressed
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    • Dies like a boss
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    • That’s only bowser 1
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    • Mario 64 speedruns really are a thing of beauty
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    • The stuff you can do with TAS is amazing
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    • But I’m not a TAS 😔😔😔
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    • Glitching like that should count as an actual speed run. It’s cool though
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    • Doctor: you have 1 minute to live. Me for the next 59 seconds: Yahoo!
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    • Now that is a speedrun
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    • Congrats that's 1/3 of the game
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    • Those loading times are clean asf
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    • Let me see that big turtle cock
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    • So long, gay bowser
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    • Can anyone remind me what Mario game I played as a kid? It was on the wii and you could play different people
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    • Speedruns that use glitches shouldn't count. Change my mind.
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    • This Italian plumber can break the laws of time and space and laugh in the face of the Laws of Physics
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    • Sm64 speedruns are cool, but the technical knowledge behind them is insane. Same with ocarina of time and majors mask. Great speedgame because of the perfect level of jank in the cose
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    • How do people even find these glitches?!
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    • I love that game so much.
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    • That reminds me of that animated parody where Mario just obliterates the entire map in minutes
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    • Thought TerminalMontage was joking
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    • So long, gay bowser
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    • Ok this is assuming you can get a Nintendo 64 and start up a game first 🤔
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    • this is exactly one minute...well played
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    • Beating this level on the DS remake was the hardest shit I ever did in my life (of gaming)
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    • My mans did it in like 55 seconds. (Does anyone have exact time?)
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