• The Reason I Don't
Have A Girlfriend
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    • She cooks, cleans, and gets on her knees
      DeepSeas a month
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    • This... this thing took away my campfire tricks..
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    • Man this was unfunny
      C418 22d
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    • “Dad, I’m almost as old as you are” how the fuck does that work???🤨
      B0RG 23d
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    • “Dad I’m almost as old as you” how does that work?
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    • Was that meant to be funny
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    • I hate ifunny sketches, they’re never funny but have a really high chance of being featured
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    • The horrible acting...this would have been so much more enjoyable if they actually fake acted and we could tell and it was funny....it just pissed me off that they tried to act and it all sounded so monotone...fuck this clip
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    • No, I’m just fat and ugly
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    • I’ve seen better acting in porn
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    • This is cringe
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    • Was this suppose to be funny?
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    • We are a terrible species. We commit 99% of all wildlife extinction during our existence, pollute our lands, and yet we still think about ourselves. Everything you do is a social construct and in 100 years or so, you will be forgotten about.
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    • “Dad I’m almost as old as you are” pretty sure that’s not how it works
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    • Thank you for the least funny thing I've ever seen aside from Amy Schumer.
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    • This makes me want to kill myself
      e_Cartman a month
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    • “I’m almost as old as you dad” no one gonna question it. Okay...
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    • Holy fucking hell. I couldn't watch it, the moms acting is so0 bad
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    • Don’t lie to yourself, that’s not the reason
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    • I seriously doubt that's why he's single...
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    • Dude, that’s the same reason o don’t have a girlfriend, but also cause I’m ugly af
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    • The cringe is breathtaking.
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    • That was 18 tiers of cringe
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    • Right... that’s the reason...
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    • "Dad I'm almost as old as you are." Hold up, what?
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    • Bruh. I’d. I respect my parents but fuck this kind of bulllshit. My mom is fuckin conservative and damn Christian as anyone but she would never pull this kind of shit with me. I know this is really exanoonated but holy tits that just... that pissed me off
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    • Bananed a month
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    • These ifunny skits are pure cancer. NF;DL
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    • Miisus a month
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    • Get a latina girl. Your mom will pull a shank and she’ll pull out a long ass knife and tell that bitch what to do in her own home
      AhSahDude a month
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    • That was the most cringey shit I've ever seen bruh who tf even decided to make this cancer bs
      AnasKhan a month
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    • Nah, fuck that. I don't let external people decide my relationship. Come at me with a shank and I'll return the energy. I'm younger, let's fuckin go
      Bvtcher a month
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    • Me *Sees the iFunny logo in the corner* “Welp, guess it’s going to be incredibly stupid and oh hey look at that I was right”
      comix4dayZ a month
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    • The dad's just telling the son to trust no thot
      SpookDude a month
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    • I dont have a girlfriend because I dont know what I actually want and it feels wrong to waste someone's time while i feel that way. Also I'm ugly as fuck
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    • Ripoff of waterboy
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    • I hate this account
      Fwiji 23d
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    • Oh my god this isn’t funny
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    • Wtf was that acting
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    • I love how the person who made this caption says that as if he's gonna get a gf even with normal parents
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    • Oh hell naw at that point I’m disowning myself 😂
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    • That's...thats not the reason man
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    • I just wouldn’t go home like damn
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    • That mom cant act for shit
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    • Fucking stop making these
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    • GUYS I GREW UP WITH THE DAD IN THIS AS MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR. He was the dad of my BFF and he was trying to become an actor.
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    • Do they live in a fucking office building?
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    • The reason u don't have gf is cause you think this is funny.
      AceAceFazE a month
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    • Waterboy be like
      wapow a month
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    • Ifunny stop. Who gave this a like?
      Tadami a month
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    • I don’t have a girlfriend cause I’m the big ugly
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    • Wouldn't happen if he dated a black girl...she'd stab his momma first
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    • Not funny didnt laugh
      felron a month
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    • No the reason is that I do not know how to talk to women
      0006 a month
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    • Big cringe
      DBZ_Maniac a month
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    • i was really waiting for like, a punchline or something....
      bumpp a month
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    • Not funny didn’t laugh
      Budokan a month
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    • IFunny content is always cringeworthy and bland
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    • sanses a month
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    • My dad did that and now he’s calling me a loner because I don’t have a girlfriend
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    • Wtf did I just watch
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    • “Dad I’m almost as old as you”
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    • I don’t have a gf cause I’m a fucking loser
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    • Meme_Daily7 a month
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    • ShES THe DEviL BoBbY
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    • Women are the devil tho... fuck em and leave em
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    • That was the dumbest fucking video
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    • Is this supposed to be humor?
      AzorAHighaf a month
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    • I’d fucking punch them in the god damn face if my parents ever did that.
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    • When my mom met my girlfriend she just straight up asked: "Wait, you exist?"
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    • Campaign slogan girlfriends for all nerds I will personally make a algorithmic website to give you the best chances at finding a nerdy gamer girlfriend or at least a girl that likes gamers or you but no promises.
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    • Does ifunny really think people genuinely like their crappy meme sketches
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    • Comedy would have been the girlfriend coming back with an axe and the parents instantly accepting her
      AnneAuthor a month
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    • I mean instead of going inside and saying "you can't run my life forever" he could like, idk, go after his girlfriend? Just a thought
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    • I’d run away with her. Fuck those parents
      ThePhin a month
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    • Did you know campfires can change color?
      __Waifu__ a month
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    • Fucking boomers
      iRaditz a month
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    • At least I don’t have to see another campfire next
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    • I dont because I have erection problems
      MrDistinct a month
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    • iFappy a month
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    • I wish this wasn't a personal attack
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    • Be honest. You don’t have a girlfriend because you can’t get one
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    • Where's the funny?
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    • No. It’s just because I’m ugly
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    • Nah it's cuz your ugly
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    • See, this is the point where you deck your parents in the face.
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    • 2 years, my gf broke it off with me
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    • i don't have a gf because i can't get over my last :(
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    • This isn't the reason you don't have a girlfriend don't pretend like your parents are like this
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    • That’s the whitest shit I’ve seen
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    • So all ya gotta do is have good looks?
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