• The proper way to pick up a cat
  • {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • Naw dawg, zebras ain't it. now Narwhals, oh shit
      2.7K
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Neither cats, nor dogs are superior to each other. Zebras are where it’s at
      2.1K
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's a trust relationship
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until one paw slips and it buried its sharp claw in your arm to stabilize. We love catto boys
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until it slips and sinks its claws in your forearm so it doesn't fall
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I bet this guy was the dad who said that they werent getting a cat
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Id endup moving my arm and having my flesh torn off
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You over estimate how agile my fat ass cat is
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All it’s little claws would stick u
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Now take the key from around its neck
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God when he was creating cats
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I actually really like the TCs that have conversations with each other
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I wish i could pick up girls that easily
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I prefer to pick mine up by the tail. That’s what they’re there for.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I dont get how some of your cats are not as friendly. All the cats I've ever had were always friendly and would love to be carried and petted by us. Well except for one but that's because he disappeared for a month and came back not so loving
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If it slips it's gonna slit your wrists to catch itself
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cats are too fucking fat to do this
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Unless ur cat is 20 lbs like mine...
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When dads discover how to operate the video function on their phone and then you find out what they do all day after retirement.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Some cats are shoulder cats and actually prefer to be perched, laying, or standing on your shoulder
      Gzus_ 14d
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *starts to slip* instant claw marks in the arms. Man that would suck.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat is 30 pounds so that might be a little easier said than done.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • kalyn 14d
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat is too fat for that. He'd snap my arm.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You gotta squish the cats everyone knows that
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God I FUCKING LOVE CATS
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat is 20lbs. We can’t do this
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • if i tried that with my cat, he’d break my arm. He’s a chonky boi
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I had a cat that look like that that we haven’t seen since last week, probably never gonna see him again, good cat, had fun while it lasted, love you cozmo, hope nothing too bad happened to you
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dad: i don't want a cat. Dad two weeks later:
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Kitty :)
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah that's a Pokemon
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until she slips and sends her death spikes into your soft flesh.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "We're not getting a cat!"
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He is the cat whisperer
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Last time my cat tried that she lost her balance and slid down my back with her claws out, not Gonna let her it again
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Till it slips and rakes it’s claws into your back
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat will sit on my shoulder like a parrot
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I would KILL for this cat .. and ahah that prr is do cute
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Then it falls and digs its fucking claws in your arm
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If he falls he's taking your arm with him
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This guy looks like some girl’s father who didn’t want cats but learned to love them and while she’s away at college he’s taking care of them and found out that he can do this with them and sent her this video
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Every cat likes to be picked up differently it seems. Mine likes to be cradled like a baby
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That purr thoo
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey a decent caption for once
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pick me up daddy
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My questions for the people that say that their cat is too heavy, 1 why not put your cat on a diet? And 2 if your cat weights over 10lbs then whatcha feeding that thing? Lasagna's?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But then you wobble and the cat falls severing several arteries on the way down cause you know, cats.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah till the fucker slips and rips you open on the way down.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “ I want that cat out of my house in 2 days!” 2 weeks later
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The way he smiles when its asshole is in his face
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Both top comment fucking suck. Botting needs to stop
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The purrs are what I live for, so freaking cute
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Brought to you by a Dad that told his family they couldn’t get a cat.
      RLR10 14d
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat does that and it literally looks just like that one
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Squish that cat
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I recently rescued a stray names ruth we found her on the side of the road and had been feeding her every other day, she was always there when we came for about a week so we took her home and are treating her infected eye and giving her a home
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Turning night shift on is like putting pajamas on my iPhone
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cats don't know how to properly use their claws so I'd be bleeding half to death
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • my clumsy cat would of clawed my arm after she fell
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This cat has got to love the shit out of you though
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don’t understand how people can do shit like this with cats, I have to put a hazard sign on my cat whenever people come over
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What's this shit about zebras
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lofts 14d
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You living right if your cat behaves that way.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Where is this zebra discussion coming from?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does ur cat run on diesel?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until they start going down your back and then decide to take nap with you semi hunched over but they are to precious to move do your stuck there looking like you doing the stanky leg with a cat on your back
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Legend. A God among Gods
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That guy is really nice to that kitty for it to trust him so much. Love it!
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat is too big for that shit lol
      Asdd 14d
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Unless your cat is 30 f*****g pounds
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • no thats not if you drop your cat like that they can be seriously hurt
      Sybil 14d
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All fun and games until the cat slips and destroys your arm
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • See no matter what cats gotta stick its cat asshole right in ur face
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cat sometimes hopes in the hood of my hoodie so I can walk her around
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Llamas hit different tho
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dad:"get that thing out of this house!" Dad 2 months later:
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah until it slips and claws your ass for support
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Good way to get your arm to look like an emo’s from 2008, that cat WILL fall and it’ll take you with it
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If only it were that easy
      mmeeg 14d
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • until they slip and dig their claws into your back
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until they fall and give you red tribal designs.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's cool until they feel like they are falling and shred your back.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That purring tho
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until it falls and digs it’s claws into your flesh
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But this way requires the cats cat's consent. And really, how often do you get that to pick one up
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • caseyzeee do this with one of your cats and record it pls
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You don’t pick up a cat, it will mentally command you to lower yourself into position to climb
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to have a cat that would sit on my shoulder while I forged my knives. I named him pyro because he really liked to look at fire for some reason
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ok bro narwahls are aight but have you seen the Canadian marble fox?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Only if your cats declawed
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.