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    • I would classify these more as riddles or trick questions rather than jokes but hey that’s just me
      hunslayer 14 aug
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    • You don’t put bread in the toaster, you put in untoasted toast
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    • MemeMasterTV I'm gonna be the beat at dad jokes one day
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    • He’s a dad he was there when deep magic was written you whitch
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    • Damn it I said toast
      John1911 14 aug
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    • Lpzzz 15 aug
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    • me falling for every single one
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    • This is why they are dad jokes and not mom jokes
      xerfrost 15 aug
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    • Fuck I said toast
      goop0 15 aug
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    • That's why they're called dad jokes
      TGPOmar 14 aug
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    • Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written
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    • Does this make every person ever a dad?
      willgnyc 14 aug
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    • 28 days? Either I’m retarded or somethings not right
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    • Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.
      Curvz 15 aug
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    • Damn I’m stupid, I would of fallen for every single one
      fabian55 14 aug
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    • A silver wolf like that I dont doubt hes a master of dad jokes
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    • I never understood the 28 days one
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    • He’s way to powerful. He needs to be stopped
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    • THE MASTER
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    • U suck tf
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    • Does this make me a dad?
      YourGuyCy 14 aug
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    • Men have been learning these throughout their childhood , these are all old.
      trvp95 15 aug
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    • This is the kind of guy to respond to a knock knock joke with "im asleep".
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    • The only one i would have fallen for is toast but i would have attempted to justify myself by saying i like it extra cwispy
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    • Hes too strong
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    • Almost got me with the toast
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    • These aren’t dad jokes they’re riddles. And super old ones at that
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    • Random question. Can anyone tell me why my name is now green?
      TargeTPsY 15 aug
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    • The 28 day months got me
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    • 365 days in a year 52 weeks in a year 7 days in a week 24 hours in a day 60 min in an hour and 60 sec in a min how many sec in a year
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    • My man did NOT falter
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    • You think surviving is gonna stop them from getting buried
      Karthull 15 aug
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    • What tf is the expected answer of the plane crash one
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    • Actually, you would just have to name one so even if you said February you would be correct as she ask what month not what months
      Louigiana 14 aug
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    • Why does the toast one always get me
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    • See the thing is, everyone has heard these and everyone knows the answers
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    • I dont get the 28 days one, February is the only month no?
      valvid 14 aug
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    • The Boulder May have failed this time but The Boulder will win in a landslide next match
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    • I always fall for the toaster oneee
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    • I cant wait to achieve this type of power as a father
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    • I would have said pop tarts.
      ShawnZR1 15 aug
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    • But none of these are jokes
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    • Super Dad
      toc29 14 aug
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    • N
      Entitie 14 aug
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    • I love how wholesome this is
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    • No matter how many times I hear the toast one, I will always say toast because I am a foolish glob
      Anachin 15 aug
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    • You may as well try and out pizza the Hut
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    • Huh look at his house... He made sure every answer was the right one... That how you make money..
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    • Damn she got me on the last 1
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    • These jokes always make me feel like shit about myself
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    • But these aren't dad jokes?
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    • No homo, but that man is sexy af.....
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    • Those aren’t dad jokes...
      MegaShaq 15 aug
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    • I love this i knew all of them, I can tell you a joke about a piece of paper...........no never mind its terrible
      JohnM69 15 aug
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    • I love dad jokes and stupid cheesy pickup lines Ik they’re stupid but I love it
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    • Bitch tried. And failed!
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    • Neat
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    • If you know it’s gonna be a joke with some kind of twist then they aren’t hard to solve
      IDFCB 14 aug
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    • I learnt loads of riddles over the years from books and crosswords and now I the light of my life has gone out because I know most.
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    • Definitely not fucking staged
      Delirium_ 14 aug
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    • I said toast fuck me
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    • Once you ask the 2nd or 3rd question it becomes common sense that the following questions would be trick questions as well
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    • That last one wouldve gotten me
      L3465 15 aug
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    • First one was ez. Toast bread is called toast sometimes. February technically is a correct answer because it has 28 days. Depends if you means 4th of July as an occasion or a date, they don't have the occasion that is 4th of July
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    • They’re not dad jokes. They’re riddles
      Nobleman 15 aug
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    • I play this with the kids in the “special learning” section of school, I never loose heheheheh
      MemeSir 14 aug
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    • Africa has a 4th of July?
      clamydi4 15 aug
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    • Try again bitch
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    • How long did it take my dad to get milk at the gas station?
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    • These aren’t dad jokes tho
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    • Can people start saying at least in that dumbass month joke?
      Girizu 17 aug
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    • Daddy tho...
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    • IQ 5,000
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    • Epic
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    • Did you know a deer can jump higher than a house. Partially because a deer has really strong legs and also houses can't jump.
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    • They stole this from someone else
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    • Im confused by all this
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    • Looks like someone got pregnant
      B3RMUD4 17 aug
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    • I fucking said toast dammit
      calev1434 17 aug
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    • You can’t out pizza the hut
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    • he IS THE CHOSEN ONE
      stituner 17 aug
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    • It'd be even better if he answered them stupidly. "What do you put in a toaster?" "Food"
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    • He has what we call patients and common.
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    • I think I had a mini stroke trying to answer all questions in a short amount of time.
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    • All of those were extremely common
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    • Asking “which month has” catches people because the question implies a one month answer. That’s why it trips people, because the question, in and of itself, is incorrect.
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    • Shmeaters 16 aug
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    • If a rooster lays an egg while crowing on the roof, which way does it roll off?
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    • You can’t out dad a dad. Like like when you try to put pizza the hut... you fail
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    • The dad:
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    • Do not site the deep magic to me witch; I was there when it was written
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    • He’s just too powerful
      Yatsuto 16 aug
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    • I hate when people try to get other with meme jokes. Like what kind of an insult is to assume someone hasn't been on the internet in the past 15 years??
      moldydog 16 aug
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    • We’ve seen the exact same video with different dads and daughters like 4 times now.
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    • This was her college exam to graduate and it sounds like she failed. He passed
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    • The ultimate dad
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    • he's too dangerous to be left alive
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    • I wanna be that dad
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    • Heard em all before a thousand times
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    • "Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."
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