boo1111 boo1111
9 jul 2020
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The dog is like: "If you throw mine, I'll throw yours."
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to
"Currency Exchange Engineer"
Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
25 mar
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to "Currency Exchange Engineer"
ROADS RAILROADS he
SEAPORTS WHERE CAT IS SUPERIOR
TO A DOG
That_Carnivorous_CUnt That_Carnivorous_CUnt
21 sep 2020
ROADS RAILROADS he SEAPORTS WHERE CAT IS SUPERIOR TO A DOG
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
TheBlueline TheBlueline
23 sep 2020
ef TikTok Console Virgin
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
ALZHEIMER'S IS NOT A JOKE
Is that my wife or should I pay her?
TheStig TheStig
29 jan
ALZHEIMER'S IS NOT A JOKE Is that my wife or should I pay her?
You think your lag is bad it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
You think your lag is bad it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
She should do Jinx from LoL
Sfur_thread
Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Avalre Avalre
15 oct 2020
She should do Jinx from LoL Sfur_thread Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
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iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at
Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
humanumbragbxtrap humanumbragbxtrap
4 feb
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
sassy_doggomemes_69 sassy_doggomemes_69
26 sep 2020
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.