• The dean when he comes to get
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    • Who calls there principals deans?
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    • You that's always how they be tho in old high school.
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    • Fun fact, if a teacher touches a student who’s being actively violent but isn’t fighting someone directly or in any way they’re fired and usually sued. I learned that in elementary school when my teacher stopped a kid from throwing chairs at people and she was fired and sued by the kids parents
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    • There was the one kid in my school they had to get the on duty police officers to drag him, he literly layed there like a limp dead fish
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    • One time I got called from class bc some kid was roasting me and I replied “imagine having a mom who wrapped herself around a pole and died bc she didn’t want to come back home to a Failure like u” the principal sat me down and basically said
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    • I highly doubt this will ever be seen by him, but just in case ey mr. Girachi go fuck yourself, you shitty ass old principal who had a hard on for targeting me and blaming every issue in the school on my ass you stupid cunt.
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    • We had a dean who was under fire for accusations of being a p e d o because he would always pull out girls from like 6th or 7th grade. But the reason was that he was just pulling out people who where not following the dress code. But then again why not do that in the highschool part of the school.
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    • Who the fuck is Dean and why is he abducting children?
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    • When I was at my new school my dean (who is a an ex rugby player so built like a machine on roids) busted into my class and immediately looked at me and said "you now with me" in the most serious tone I ever heard and walked me to the other side of the school to meet someone who had the same name a
      jtsteel 4 aug
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    • I got into a fight in 6th grade the dean comes in and say “who did it” everybody pointed at me. I leave with him he puts his meaty hand on my shoulder. I can’t walk straight this man is forcing me like calm down I’m not a fugitive.
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    • My old principle had just retired when a new woman took his place, this woman had it all, sexist, narcissistic, just a fucking dick, so my friend has a condition that makes him really short (not dwarfism) so he was like 4’ 1” when we were all 5’ 7”, so he was sitting outside of his class (1/?)
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    • My old high school dean is on the run from the police for having sex with a student
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    • Thought this was gonna be a fucking community meme at first
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    • Police came in with the dean and arrested me cause some ducks planted weed in me, apparently someone made the guy that did it talk and to this day we don't know who beat his ass but it cleaned my record. I took whoever did it the vigilante of the school
      Adj97 4 aug
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    • The principal and Dean at my school both know me by name and don't like me, I got called to the dean's office because I was wearing a shirt with a bear holding a hunting rifle with the caption: I support the right to arm bears. And once at lunch I had a disposable water bottle unopened, and I yelled
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    • Our school dean was a no nonsense iron faced bitch. One of our football players was in the girls restroom during first and was yelling at his girlfriend and slapped her across the face right as the dean walked in. My friend is a student worker and when the dean went into her office with the kid 1/2
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    • He'll never see this and I've been graduated for 2 years now so... FUCK YOU MR.JUNK. I have hated you for so long. Pinning shit on students to get them in trouble and to get them out of school suspension. I went there after I graduated one time, and it was after school hours,
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    • And then it's like "look man, youve got some books to return"
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    • Is this like some inner city school thing that I didn’t experience?
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    • I had to call to have this kid taken out of my class (9th grader) bc he kept trying to fight another student so the assistant principal came to get him so he took his shirt off and tried to fight the assistant principal instead.
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    • SOMEONE SAY DEAN?!
      g0d0rt 4 aug
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    • “Get to CLASS let’s go MOVE it”
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    • Is this some inner city joke I'm to rural to understand?
      FA1L 4 aug
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    • The way he said no is what made me chuckle
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    • The vice principal at my school hates me because I recorded his son stealing vapes out of kids lockers, so when this kid got 5 kids to jump me and I defended myself I was the one to get in trouble and they weren’t
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    • I fucking hate this dude in my hs. We called him Lazlow because fucker looks like Lazlow from gta5 but older. Dude is ok but he's a major dick
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    • I played the circle game during our senior picture this year, i ended up getting pulled out of class and talked to in the principles office, they acted like snobby assholes, they kept trying to explain that it's racist and how its a symbol of white supremacy, i ended up just being a smartass (1/?)
      YoteeGod 4 aug
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    • I was fine thinking this was a college meme, but y’all had to treat this like they called Principals by the name of “Dean”. Who’s high school gives walkie talkies to the teaching staff and administration? I thought my school was up there with it’s conquering of sports in Ohio, but god damn.
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    • The great thing is my graduating year was known for fights like our year fought more than any of the others at the school. Well one day we had a lunchroom brawl. About 3 tables full of kids started fighting. I was sitting right next to them all when this was happening. My buddy Kyle went, and (1/?)
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    • My principal didn’t like me, and for good reason. I disassembled a good deal of his car in the school parking lot. Dm me for whole story.
      LeviMix 4 aug
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    • Whenever people would get called out the whole class started to go like oooooOOOOOOOOOO!!! So I started to ask the office to call me up during my history class, or set up meetings with my counselor. I got asked to come to the office over 100 times.
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    • I’ve went to the chillest high school the principles most of the teachers and security guards didn’t care what you did at all. There was a hand full of times where I would just walk out and if the principle or someone saw me they would just tell me to not get into trouble and to be safe. 1/2
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    • I was called to the principal's office for this thing and when they talked about it with me I didn't understand at first, but I completely cooperated and confessed when I understood. When my parents got to the school the main guy there said "He acted like he didn't know what we were talking (1/2)
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    • The dean is like head of security and punishment not the principal
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    • I was kind of an asshole kid in elementary so the assistant teachers would forcibly drag me through the halls and lock me in a small room by myself with nothing in it for an hour. It happened to me in middle school when I wasn’t even that bad. 1/2
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    • my dad's gf is a high school teacher and she won't hesitate to break up fights (she kinda buff tho). She knows it's illegal, but she says she'd rather get sued than watch her students hurt each other.
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    • Welcome to Deandale Community Colledean! I'm a silly goose! HONK HONK HONK!
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    • Ay yo real shit? Fuck Mrs. Kidd you karen lookin ass whore you'll never be as good as Mr Aston and everyone including your daughter hate your ass
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    • This one kid got pulled out of class by a teacher who looked like they had seen hell. This kid was a total as whole who couldn’t shut up, but when he came back from the office he had changed (for the rest of the day). He walked back in not saying a word or even batting an eye and stayed quiet while-
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    • I called the popular kid the douche and the principal brought me to his office and then continued to scream at me and say that if anything like that had ever happened to his kid he would hope i would get punched in the face. He then said i would be expeelled if i didnt give a public apology. If it w
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    • Being a Zach this triggered my fight or flight response
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    • Why is this so accurate
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    • We had a substitute teacher that was watching porn in class. He forgot to freeze the smart board on the image of the attendance roll and sat down and switched the screen over to porn
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    • i had a run-in with the vice principle one time where my friend showed up to a football game drunk and i was trying to help them not be obvious even tho she was making it super obvious and i took her phone cause she was trying to send stupid shit to people and then of course she got caught (1/?)
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    • People out here really don’t know what the fuck a Dean at a school is
      Cjbucky 4 aug
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    • Durza 4 aug
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    • Freshman year i only sold weed to close friends that needed bud that day, and these were the days when we were gram shoppers but i always got qtrs so i could sell for 20 a gram. a teacher caught me and reported me and the dean came and got me. he sat me down in the sro office and he told me not to
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    • Thats so accurate it made me scared
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    • My dean got arrested for punishing a kid who got into a fight by molesting him. Twice.
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    • All deans are extremely aggressive for some reason
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    • My dean in highschool used to sing Opera music if he saw me cutting and would follow me around singing until I went to class
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    • This goes to the dickhead security guard who tried to start a fight with me this year.
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    • This gives me ptsd
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    • My old dean got fired for breaking a kids arm. I hated that man
      WE3D 4 aug
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    • Bro my principal once did the same thing to me so I got up and left after he screamed in my face and fucking walked home. He said next time he would call the police and I told him good luck keeping me here against my will because that’s kidnapping brother.
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    • The arm movements are on point
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    • He won't see this but, "Hey stuerwald you pumpkin forehead, beat red, loud ass mother fucker. My brother and I never did shit to stupid fucking school. Eat a dick you old senile piece of shit. Dont fucking blame someone when you don't have a fucking clue what happened. FUCK you, fuck you.
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    • Teacher didn’t let me have the same amount of time as others on a paper once. So I fucked his daughter and he watched me walk out his house when I was done. Good Times.
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    • I went to a school for full fledged mentally handicapped people for a good couple years even though my mental disabilities were extremely minor. Ask me whatever the fuck you want about it. I'm bored
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    • I think the vice principal at my high school was racist. My friends and I were eating outside and we were throwing apples at the ground just to watch them burst (which we shouldn't have been doing, I know) but when we got caught I was the only one he made pick them up. And another time I (1/2)
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    • Yo overseas in Pakistan, teachers don't play around. I literally had to throw hands with the math teacher bc I kept running down the hall. Long story short, I got my suspended . Still passed his class and I go to see him once in a while. I dont think teachers should tolerate bullshit
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    • My vice principal in middle school was an absolute dick who would pull me and my friends out of class for stupid ass reasons. Basically if something happened and they didn’t know who is was they would pull us in. Some people just started calling us the usual suspects. (1/?)
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    • Accurate skit not gonna lie
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    • Why were deans always in a state of being threw a divorce
      paintew 4 aug
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    • I never had a bad experience with my principal. They knew me personally because my brother had to go to the hospital sometimes during school because of his heart condition. Only time they caught me doing something, I was blatently hacking and they didn't like that. I got a 1 week computer suspension
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    • Damn the fucking accuracy
      mushio 4 aug
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    • My school was a bit different than other schools I've heard of. We had a specific principal for each grade. Ive met all of them and they seem nice. Except that one guy. Fuck that guy. Ill elaborate
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    • They always do that thing where they swing they’re arms and look away for a split second. This guy pulled this act off flawlessly
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    • The deans are like the commissars of school.
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    • It’s always zack
      cfail 4 aug
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    • What could you have possibly done for the dean to come get you.
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    • its at that point the guy gets a water bottle to the face
      SpikeHun 4 aug
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    • One time in high school, I had to stay after school to redo my math test and the other for English for no reason but they're on the same day. I tell the English teacher that I have my math class after. Says okay, then the next day, security picks up my lanyard, walks out. I had no idea what that...
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    • Oh, this has happened to before. It was not fun, cuz my dean was the defensive football coach.
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    • That’s me. (Look at my username you sexy beasts)
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    • The fuck is a dean (norwegian btw)
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    • The DEAN
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    • what the fuck is a dean
      koix 4 aug
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    • Mr Shulte or Doc Brock at my school
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    • Mr. Jobe, go eat a cock, you limp dicked sterile fuck head.
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    • I live in Michigan and we had security officers who were just like that in middle school, there were actual security officers from the local pd that were there if shit got outta hand. One time a child threw a chair at the teacher and went into a rage fit and to security officers tased him (1/2)
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    • Bro this is my friend joe. You made it joe. You finally made it. Go follow him on Instagram @joerauth
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    • nO oNe hurr hurr aBsOlUtElY nO bOdY.
      Velicey 5 aug
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    • Cuz they have to deal with people bullshit all day
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    • My dean when I was in HS was a super cool gay black guy.
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    • I once got put in detention for something one of my cousins did cuz we had the same last name. We have completely different names dude
      JoserMac 4 aug
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    • I wore a dress on Halloween as a dare from my best bud. The principle tried to make me put on a jacket over it because even though I’m a guy I had a shoulder showing. He asked me if there was something wrong with me and I told him don’t ask me if there’s something wrong with me. 4 years later I’m
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    • One of the assistant principals was in charge of overseeing our orchestra concert but instead of playing attention he started playing cod on his phone
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    • What
      Faraam 4 aug
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    • I’ve seen this so many times and I always loved seeing it happen
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    • Nickacodo
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    • I was sitting a table eating cereal and this kid at the table sold my gf drugs. Later the dean brought me and asked me about it. Said dafuq I don't know. Videotape showed I didn't do jack shit, he called my parents and said, " your son has been drug trafficking around the school"
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    • Zach get tf up omg stop being a little bitch
      Owly 5 aug
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    • That's one way to get your face turned into a fuckin hamburger patty by a student.
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    • I had the vice principal walk in to my class at 8:05am and make me go to the office to get isd for missing the bell. I walked in my class at 8:01 only cause we were in the computer lab instead of the classroom. I missed 45 minutes of class because I was 1 minute late for reasons out of my control
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    • The dean came into my class once and straight up picked a kid up and carried him to the office, he didnt even get a chance to stand up
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    • The dean only acts like that because they have to deal with annoying ass students every day who act like they’re above the law
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    • Is this a joke that im to small town to understand
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