• The cucumber 0:54
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    • Ifunny needs a new feature team featuring old ass shit
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    • Another useless and gay caption
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    • This makes me what to eat cucumber more than any health infometial
      Umbrion 17 jun
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    • This guy sold me. Next time I’m at the store I’m getting cucumbers
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    • My man dropped one fire beat then dipped
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    • This is more convincing than having all the same points on a paper. This needs to be done gore everything
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    • This makes me want a fucking cucumber
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    • The one rapper Eminem was too scared to diss
      CISNavy 12 jun
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    • Pretty good ad for cucumbers honestly
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    • This is the kind of rap I wanna see. Get that mainstream Mumble bullshit out of here
      Dredhwen 11 jun
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    • You don’t have to be high to nonstop watch this
      XDhobbit 17 jun
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    • this makes me want a cucumba
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    • I dont eat cucumber but now that i see this i will try it.
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    • I actually want a cucumber for the first time in my life now
      Alloc14 11 jun
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    • He doesn't even need a beat to get some fucking bars
      big_succ 11 jun
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    • Cucumbah your sister uses it as a vibratah
      hippie78 11 jun
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    • Could also use it as a dildo to fuck yourself uwu
      FireCocc 17 jun
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    • God i love my culture :)
      Nirvanog 16 jun
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    • God bless this legend
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    • The guy has an entire instagram where he sings about health and vegetables. Mackabee
      kaldonis 12 jun
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    • Use a cucumba not a vibrator
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    • I’d pay that man three shekels and a pound of potatoes for him to say Mozambique.
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    • Oh look, a vegan dildo
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    • Lis name is mocka b on youtube upvote so others can see
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    • He should do a song for every vegetable
      theLadMan 11 jun
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    • Now I want a cucumber
      NotSoFun 11 jun
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    • This man should have been in black panther as t’challas grandpa
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    • Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattatta, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
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    • You can also put it in your butt
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    • Jamaican people who speak English with an accent almost have autorap.
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    • Use a cu-cumba not a vibrata
      Broqeboyz 11 jun
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    • I swear Jamaicans could make a song about anything and it would be good
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    • Ifunniers will like this shit and then comment redpilled race iq stuff two posts later
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    • Top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss
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    • For real I'm pretty high this would slap with the right beat lol
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    • I love this guy, he's made videos like this for a load of other fruits
      canovens 12 jun
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    • ** walks into Whole Foods ** “give me all Cu-cumbas”
      thatboy 12 jun
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    • better than 80% of rappers on 2018 xxl
      jennatoll 12 jun
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    • I now love the cucumba song
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    • Aight lowkey this slaps 🤟🏻👏🏻
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    • I can be sober and keep watching this
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    • Makes me want to buy a bag of cucumbers. Good marketing, i give it a 10
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    • HybridD 11 jun
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    • This man could sell a cucumber to a t rex
      pugcat101 11 jun
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    • Put it in wata, makes a great hydrata, and a couple batteries, even betta vibrata
      whyusomad 11 jun
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    • Man felt the beat with no music before he even started doing the song slash rap
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    • This is actually catchy. Better than all the other educational rap songs.
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    • Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love dogs - but we don’t deserve Jamaicans either
      Gjay42 11 jun
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    • I legitimately love this video, i feel so ejumucayted
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    • It's catchy. I like it.
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    • You know, I really don’t like cucumbers but after being reminded of this video after so many years, I think they’re my favorite food now
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    • This guy would be great in a commercial for selling vegetables and fruits!🤔
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    • Cucumbers are disgusting but I want to swallow five whole now
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    • I wanna eat a cucumber now
      AWOL 12 jun
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    • If there was a musical for the info of all vegetables, I would have definitely eaten more vegetables as a child
      bvmona101 12 jun
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    • I want to eat a cucumber now
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    • Tomatiss
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    • Shit, now I'm high and cant stop watching it..
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    • I work at a lumberyard and this guy is one of my customers. Not only is he cool af but he also radiates the smell of cumumbers
      Doug_Dirt 11 jun
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    • I don’t really like cucumbers but I might try one just because of this man
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    • HalseyBDL 11 jun
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    • BEING HIGH 👏 IS NOT 👏 A PERSONALITY TRAIT 👏
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    • It also works as a great prostate stimulant
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    • 🎶🎵Eatcha Cu-cumba🥒 its nice and juicy, also you can stick it up your fat pussy🎵🎶
      sayian7 11 jun
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    • Dieticians: Eat cucumbers. Me: no I don't think I will
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    • I will never not like this
      lor424 11 jun
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    • I learned more in one short video than school ever taught me about cucumbers
      Officer_K 11 jun
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    • I don't mind this being reposted every once in a while
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    • Oldie but a goldie
      Twin_GK 11 jun
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    • God jamaican accents are the best accents in the world.
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    • Wow remember when this blew up in like 2017 and everyone forgot about it
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    • this song will always smack
      jajum 11 jun
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    • Also a great dildo
      lizzy_ a month
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    • I love this video idk why
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    • This man can sell me anything
      rileym237 15 jun
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    • This shit is funny
      apache534 14 jun
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    • He has a whole youtube channel where he does more of these and other music, check him out: Macka B
      Kobro 14 jun
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    • I've been looking for this video for so long, I prayed for a sign that today would be the day. The first thing that happened when I opened my phone this morning was that IFunny opened on its own. I've been blessed. (can anyone tell me how to save it to my phone?)
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    • "Use a Cu-cumba, not a vi-brata"
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    • Bro please let this come back
      ibaiahh 12 jun
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    • God. Is. Real.
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    • I feel weird because he hears dope music in his head and Im jealous. I want the full experience.
      KayskolA 12 jun
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    • This man makes me want to go out and eat healthy and clean up my act.
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    • Shit. I gotta buy a cucumber now...
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    • I still know all the words lmao
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    • It's a dildo to.
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    • Fire
      Rochetta 12 jun
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    • Theres more of these fyi!!
      WinerG 12 jun
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    • Maybe you should... idk... eat a cucumber
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    • Repub this forever ago
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    • Better than the shit rappers put out nowadays
      bebig49 11 jun
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    • Is this on itunes
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    • brainless this guy is spitting straight bars
      merde 11 jun
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    • Fucking love this man
      Lucas__ 11 jun
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    • i have a sudden craving for the cucumber
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