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    • He’s a fucking comedian, of course he’s going to embellish the fact he’s a veteran. It’s to make them laugh
      Pip_Bush 7 aug
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    • He's a comedian, he's being funny you retarded cunts
      Mr__T 7 aug
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    • I'm active duty, it was funny, fuck you.
      sqweeno 8 aug
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    • incoming horde of military suck ups
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    • Joining west point even during wartime does not automatically make you a veteran. Because you don't get a commission from West Point until you graduate. Much like the air force academy, you're a cadet prior to graduation.
      Setesh 7 aug
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    • incoming military hard asses
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    • Someone come get their boot
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    • The medal in question is the National Defense Service Ribbon. If you joined the military right now, you would get it. In the military it’s known as a participation trophy. Still funny bit.
      MJ_Mans 8 aug
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    • Oh my god he exageratted something to make it comedic because he’s a comedian?! Un-fucking-believable. I am gobsmacked at this mans lack of respect. Cancel him. Twitter, do your thing
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    • Y’all need to calm down, it was just a joke lol
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    • Y'all gassing it. He said technically and he was forthcoming about the fact he never actually did shit
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    • So ready for all the boots in the comments to turn 18 and enlist so I can drive your overpriced Dodge Charger and fuck your fat wives while you get shot in the face by a 13 year old Pakistani cause israel wants oil
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    • What’s to be mad about? The dude straight up said he doesnt claim it, but technically it is true. He said he could order the medal and flex it, he chooses not to because he realizes he isn’t worthy of it. It’s humble
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    • He’s doing a pretty good job at making that funny. A very good comedian indeed
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    • Incoming people who don't know what a joke is
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    • Judging by these comments it’s pretty scary that we let you fucks defend and represent our country with heavy artillery at the age of 18. Y’all are fucking fragile😂
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    • Do any of you have a shred of humor? Like the WHOLE POINT of the joke is that he didn't actually do anything. That's why it's funny. Fuckin bootlickers
      brownzeus 10 aug
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    • Thank you for your cervix😩
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    • If he got his commission he’d be considered a veteran. If not he’s just being a fuckin idiot.
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    • I can't believe this man disrespected active duty military men. Without those brave soldiers, who's wives would I be fuckin?
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    • While being incorrect about the decorated veteran, it’s funny as fuck lol
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    • DrQuanta 9 aug
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    • I did 4 yrs in the Marines. Once my discharge papers came in, I booked it, never looked back. Feck that. The military isn't as glamorous as they make it out to be. If you're still young, don't do it. Go to fecking school or something.
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    • Shane is a true American hero and a Dawg to boot
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    • Thank you for your service
      jiujitz 8 aug
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    • Who is this guy?
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    • Damn all these ROTC kids are fuckin pissed
      STARK516 8 aug
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    • Shaffir - Gillis 2020
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    • I'm in the army, I laughed. Comedians can make jokes about the military and we won't care, we just laugh at these jokes. Don't think we get offeneded by this.
      dgg125 9 aug
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    • What is D1 football?
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    • Everyone saying “actually...” in the comments, you’re the reason funny isn’t allowed to be funny anymore. You don’t always have to be right. Please shut up and let people enjoy jokes
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    • I’m an operator and i laughed. I think i’d only give a shit if he had actually ordered the medal
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    • I have a preowned chevy Cruze. I don’t recommend them.
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    • Here come the JROTC kids
      B4SIK 9 aug
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    • Shane Gillis, his podcast is Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast, very funny
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    • Getting into West Point is hella hard to start with
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    • Dont ya gotta have at least 3 months (so finish basic) to gain veteran status? I know it's a joke, I'm just curious
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    • You don’t get a medal for joining the army you get one for deploying. You don’t become a “decorated veteran” until you’ve deployed multiple times.
      KidColby 11 aug
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    • We are lacking stick bugs in this post
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    • Why does every god damn podcast copy Andrew Schulz’s clip meta with the subtitles? Like seriously? Why?
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    • I used to be in he army and that’s funny af
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    • Everyone talking about not taking jokes seriously is sitting butthurt now
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    • I mean.. I get embellishing the truth on your resume, but it's a risky move claiming to be a vet. Luckily we're not brain dead so we can tell he's joking.
      VilIain 10 aug
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    • kanep0e 10 aug
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    • Everyone is shittin on people shitting on him but I don't see the poeple shitting on him
      WBiddy 9 aug
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    • Anyone that is getting upset about the West Point thing I guarantee you never served
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    • I mean, being a cadet who hasn't commissioned is the same as joining JROTC in high school. You're not actually a member of the Army.
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    • Man, all I can say in this debate is whooooo caaares. This dude is funnier than any military suck up could ever be
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    • Shane Gillis is the mf bull baby
      allgravy 8 aug
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    • if you wanna join the military please don’t go enlisted , I’ve been mopping painting and sweeping for 5 years now
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    • Y’all saying “he’s a comedian” are dumb. This is false valor. He’s a college drop out. Not a veteran. Literal scum.
      brosto 10 aug
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    • Yeah we all have the medal bud. Lmao
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    • The young bull Shane Gillis
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    • Dropping out of west point in one month is honestly terrible. Each congressman/house rep gets so few nominations, and you wasted it
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    • Imagine thinking the firewatch medal is something to brag about
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    • he looks like he’s missing a chromosome
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    • Theres nothing funny about what he did. This should be giving you people a good idea about the lack of respect and the ignorance and disrespect shown by these dumb bastards in outlets like this.........
      Dave47 10 aug
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    • I know it's a joke. It just wasn't funny. Some may find it funny. Just hard to find any bit thats supposed to be funny besides having a resume that you did nothing for, how is that funny?
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    • The joke would have been funny if it made sense, if you know literally anything about the military you’d know that because he left west point before being commissioned he would have received nothing and there’d be no proof of service
      MrFloyd 9 aug
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    • He gave up eating crayons for a month and the doctor gave him a pre own chevy for realizing crayons are friends not food
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    • Quit within the first month. You fucking pussy
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    • Decorated with the army service medal? Yeah but you’re also a asshole for claiming your a decorated veteran for quitting West Point after a month
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    • This guy needs an ass kicking
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    • Yeah yeah boot this boot that but seriously, you have to be in the army for at least a year in order to be have veteran status when you get out.
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    • laughing and wayyy too hard bro. gonna suck his dick after too?
      CammmB 9 aug
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    • Not everybody needs a podcast
      iQFacts 9 aug
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    • Weak ass spineless fuckn basement bait if you ask me but who cares what I think amirite?? 🤙 wifey left me after 5 years an I threw some yeezys on her her feet so wtf do I know
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    • Incoming idiots with guns. Oh sorry “brave soldiers”
      Cravage 8 aug
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    • Unpopular opinion: you shouldn’t be considered a veteran unless you see actual combat
      arete9 8 aug
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    • What the FUCK DONT DISREPEXT MU FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE tHt ok MY 2nd COUNSINS UNCLE DIED FOR YOU AND IM A FUTURE US MARINE TOU HEAR ME YOUR DEAD MEAT
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    • He’s a fuckin coward
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    • Thats not how joining West Point works but alrighty there bucko.
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    • That is funny. Usually we reserve the term “decorated” for someone with more than one row of medals, but whatever. I mean, if you only put one ornament on a tree, is it really decorated?
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    • So he technically has a pretty fucking sick resume, not that he actually has one
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    • As a decorated oif/oef war veteran....fuck this guy
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    • no you fucking tard you are not you are "stolen valor" to the max
      Animz 8 aug
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    • Just because you have the McDonald’s ribbon doesn’t make you a veteran.
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    • Mmmmmm I love oil, I love dying so that people who don’t care about me can get more oil, I would give anything to increase the amount of oil that I have, oil is the only thing that I care about
      rorkor 8 aug
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    • The military is a fucking joke
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    • Yeah that’s bullshit
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    • I don't see why you would want to be a vet, good for you you got a medal in return for watching some of your closest friends die in front of you
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    • No you're a shit bag is what you are.
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    • There’s guys who rate a combat rib ion that don’t wear it because of technicalities. This guys an idiot for even saying he’s technically a combat vet.. joke aside or not it’s retarded af to say something like that .
      chillman 8 aug
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    • I woulda dropped outta West Point too. Bunch of Super boot ROTC kids playing military. #11B all the way.
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    • I see a lot of people defending him say “Oh it’s just comedy, idiots”. While I do agree it’s fine to exaggerate in comedy, there’s a line between exaggerating and just being plain wrong. Unless you commission from a military academy, like West Point, you are not considered anything more than a cadet
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    • When you have to say technically...I usually say “then you weren’t...you didn’t do the work”
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    • Don’t you have to go over seas to actually be a veteran
      Taige 8 aug
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    • I’m active duty, it was retarded, fuck you.
      Thinwig 9 aug
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    • What a pussy
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    • Westpoint my ass
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    • "Hes a comedian hes just joking" like yeah but some things you dont joke about, he was in the military for a month and quit and says hes a decorated veteran, yeah it's a joke put people have lost life and limb to earn that title and unless he has done either of those he shouldnt make that joke
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    • As a actual active duty member of the military. You sir. Are a pussy. And not a veteran. You didn’t do shit
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    • Liberal try-hards aren't funny. You're just a piece of shit attempting to achieve stolen valour. You're literal dick scum.
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    • ROTC > academy
      Spillway 8 aug
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    • I busted my ass to get into westpoint and got turned down this coward lucked his way in and quit the first month. Fuck this gay earth
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    • Tbh I hate dudes like this like bro you are not a vet you pussied out.
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    • I'm a veteran, and this shit is hilarious. Stop being butthurt kids. Jokes, guys they are just jokes. Chill.
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    • I got to see this guy love last year, dude is fucking hysterical. Sad he got cancelled. The venue I saw him at didn't even put his poster up
      midgetZ 11 aug
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    • For every key board warrior... I’m an Afghanistan veteran.. this is fucking funny, don’t be a little bitch
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    • Is that shane gillis?
      Robbyk3 11 aug
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