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    • I had a person speak to me, as I was packing up my stuff at work to go home and take my life, He walked over to me and knocked on my desk to get my attention and said "Hey Cecilia I just wanted to let you know I'm so glad you're still here" He clocked out and I cried so hard. I think bout him alot..
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    • I talked a man off a bridge before. He was 22 and both of his parents died, i was driving down a isolated mountain road and saw him on the bridge. We talked for about 3 hours, i missed work, and after he got off the bridge we went to waffle house, and i convinced him to check into a hospital
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    • I like this post but still crying
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    • misakoku 8 jul
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    • U dont usually get something so nice while scrolling through collective. Thank u
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    • Guys depression is real. And it plagues our youth far worse than corona has dead ass. But as an individual you need to chose to heal. You only stay in a situation because you chose to. Some people stay hurt because they know no other identity than the one that is damaged.
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    • I just want to say if you drive past an officer working with a jumper and say “Jump you son of a bitch” I will personally run you off the road and beat the shit out of you
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    • Two years ago me and my parents got into a huge argument that led to my mom telling me to go downstairs and k!ll myself. I said okay. I went to my room, locked my door, and hung myself in my closet. I heard my brother, the only one who cared, slamming his body into the door. The lock broke 1/2
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    • I'm a plumber and I did a job at a half way house and one of the guys there started talking to me about my job. Idk how we got into talking about our struggles and he told me his life story that he had been a heroin addict for 20+ yrs and how he had OD 6 times in less than 8 months and I then (1/3)
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    • Shit got me man I'm bawling my eyes out. I'm in so much debt. I live alone no friends or family and the only reason I haven't slit my wrists or taken pills to OD is because of my dogs. I don't want them to lose me I don't want to put them through that pain
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    • I’ve been on the edge of a bridge too many times. believing nobody cares or wants me around and nobody came to stop me. so I started living out of spite with a common morning greeting of “good morning cruel world” I’d never help another person but I’d tell them to live out of spite for the world.
      DeusX 8 jul
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    • I need help desperately
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    • Things get better. I tried to commit suicide when I was younger. I was weak in every way possible. I wanted everything to stop. But I didnt do it. And now Im happier than ever. Im glad to be alive. Things truly get better.
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    • This gave me chills. I wish more people were like this. There are too many people who openly tell you to off yourself and it's so cruel. Like that happened to me when I was suicidal and it made it seem like okay yeah it doesnt really matter if I live
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    • Suicide is a PERMANENT solution to a TEMPORARY problem, if anyone is considering, talk to me please, my DMs are open <3
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    • I’ve d1ed 3 times. At my own hand. I shouldn’t be here. But I’m glad I am, I had people who never gave up on me even when I did. It gets better you guys, time really does heal all wounds. Hang in there 💙💙💙
      wspyder 9 jul
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    • my most recent attempt, though not my most violent, was certainly the closest i've gotten to death by my own hand, and it took my cat--nudging her head against my leg as i tried to work up the courage to do one last line--to get me out of it. i love you kitty ty for giving a shit about me
      Katomic 9 jul
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    • This generation lacks purpose, especially for young men.
      xMenace 9 jul
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    • This reminded me of the time one of my best friends almost went through with his suicide plan a few years ago. I helped talk him out of it. He now has 2 beautiful children and a loving wife. This post actually made me tear up a bit.
      Skrunky 9 jul
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    • Last month my father threatened to k!// me, my abusive ex came back up and started talking shit about me, I lost a lot of friends, and my depression was getting worse. After getting yelled at and beat by my mom, I snapped. I waited until nighttime so no one would interrupt me. Got some pills, hoped
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    • This needs to get featured for everyone considering suicide, and for those who think all cops are bad.
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    • Many of my friends were/are depressed, some even tried to end it. We are in school surrounded by people, but no one notices but the others like them. I tried calling one of them and I was worried, but I said “he’s gotta be fine.”. My friend informed me what the other was going through, and I
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    • You only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.
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    • I remember I made a decision back in 2014, on October 10th, at 07:28, to run away and kiII myself. I was only 15 at the time but felt trapped in a string of toxic friendships, family, and almost-relationship. I thought it was my only way out. I don't remember exactly how many of what pills (1/?)
      Renegon 9 jul
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    • I’ve been to a point of suicide before, I was getting bullied, had no real friends, and I felt like my siblings hated me. I had a gun to my head, and the only that stoped me was a picture of my family, and I couldn’t get how sad my mother and father would be if went through with it. I still (1/2)
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    • If anyone needs someone to talk to, you can DM me. I know times like these are very lonely. Sometimes just another human connection can make all the difference.
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    • I had a friend who almost jumped a few months ago. Luckily the police were able to help him and get him into a hospital. He’s doing much better now
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    • So I've always thought about it but i couldnt do it because of my brother..i was in a relationship for 4 years and she left me for another guy, then after that i got into an abusive relationship that destroyed almost everything i had going for me. I eventually left my abusive ex and joined the USMC.
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    • To me the idea of suicide is liberating. Being able to take control and not have to deal with the rat race anymore. I believe in a God who put things into motion, but clearly didn't intend on me being more than I am, and the only thing keeping me here are my obligations the world put on me. To me,
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    • I was a hopeless drug addict with not much else to lose. I drove my (favorite) race truck to some alley behind an apartment complex. I put the shotgun in my mouth and screamed in Andy/relief as I pressed my finger on the trigger. The only thing I could think about was my daughter. How it was unfair
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    • I’m a 23 year old guy and I’m sitting in my room crying now
      Noone554 9 jul
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    • This is why I like ifunny, we are all similar people, we all share similar beliefs and we have all been through things in life.
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    • Thankfully I got out of depression and suicidal thoughts a couple months back, and I've been thankful ever since. My experiences have helped me to see what depressed people see, and to have someone to understand you is very important when your depressed, and I'm there to provide aid when I (1/2)
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    • I was depressed throughout middle school and highschool but not once did I call it depression. I told myself over and over again that i was being a little bitch,that this is for weaker people, my upbringing made me stronger than this.Then my first 2 years in college were the best in my life but(1/2)
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    • I’m glad I never committed 5uicide. A year ago the closest I got was holding a knife up to my chest, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. My friends were the only thing keeping me going at the time. After I told my mother I was suicidal, she laughed it off and didn’t take it seriously. (1/2)
      Altrius 9 jul
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    • I was free of thoughts and attempts of suicide for 6 years, but they are creeping back up on me lately. No friends, any friends I try and make pretend I don't exist and if I talk to them, they ignore what I say. My family is addicted to drugs (I moved out 3 years ago but it depressed the (1/2)
      MissEnvy 9 jul
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    • This post made me feel sad, glad and mad all at the same time.
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    • I have thought of suicide so much throughout my life, because of my feelings of being female inside, while I'm male on the outside. Even to this day I still do, I am close to getting help, but it still hurts so much. Just remember, if you are one of those people who hate trans people, just know...
      WellICant 11 jul
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    • Fellas, don’t let anyone tell you that you’re a pussy, or a soyboy for sharing emotions. It’s because of those people is why it’s important to let your friends know how you feel. If you have ever thought of suicide in a serious way, don’t bottle it up because, “that’s what a man does.” Pretty...
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    • Reading all of this makes me tear up. I was bullied through middle school and anorexic. My parents got a divorce and I blamed myself for it. It got to the point where my older brother threatened to take me to the hospital and my mom would stay up watching me sleep because of worry (1/2)
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    • When I was still in high school I lost interest and my grades started to drop. I didn’t care about it, what I did care was my brother beats me up made me go to school with a red eye shouts at me and always twist things to say I’m the bad guy. I hadn’t punch him in over 10 years. I got depressed (1)
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    • I know this was a deep and touching post but did no one else notice the smash bro’s logo at the beginning
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    • I wanted to share because so many people are. In my darkest times I wanted to die, my depression was at an all time high. What I didn't realize was my best friend was depressed too. He always listened to me. A month later he took his own life. I still remember the day. (1/2)
      JoelJoel 9 jul
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    • And to think people think all whites are bad and cops are bad, whoever thinks that, they're the bad ones
      ligma479 8 jul
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    • Man this comment section is amazing, everyone is helping each other out.
      MattyM 10 jul
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    • I think a lot of people have this misconception that causes so much misunderstanding, and it's that they need to love themselves and qsomething's missing cause they don't. Like you need to love yourself to love others. No... you need to love others in order to learn to love yourself (1/2)...
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    • My bff finally got her life together. Cut ties with her abusive mom and dad, got a job, buying a car, working to get insurance but she ended up having seizures, 3 in one day was the most she had. Had to take off work and just yesterday got fired even though they said they’d hold her job until they
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    • ALL ILL SAY IS THAT IT WAS A WHITE COP AND A BLACK MAN. Let that be it.
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    • I'm not crying your crying 😭
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    • i need help
      ibrb 9 jul
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    • good video, but the person recording this: I really hope you stub your pinky toe against a table leg. I really hope you accidentally swallow a passing fly and spit it out. I hope you drink freshly hot soup immediately after setting the bowl down on the table.
      HiChew 9 jul
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    • Since it's illegal to commit suicide, do people go to jail for failed attempts?
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    • As someone who has tried committing and failed, I saw the pain it caused my family and chose that no matter how dark it gets I would never do that to them again. Ever since I’ve grown to be a happy person, and Ive spent many days talking people out of suicide or self harm. I’m finally free
      RossLux 9 jul
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    • Hey. I know this will get lost in the comments. But as someone who went in a deep depression and was fortunate enough to get through. Talk to me if you need somebody. Talk to me if you have nobody to talk to. Hell, talk to me jf you’re bored. :)
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    • I ain’t cried at something in a long time this shit got me going 😭😭
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    • I tried to k1ll myself while I was in the army a few years back. I tried to OD on my anti depressants. We were out in the field and I just walked away and took the remaining pills I had left. I remember thinking, "this isn't enough" so I walked to an outdoor latrine, restroom, and just sat (1/2)
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    • One night when I was 14 I came home after doing drugs with friends I new only invited me to laugh. I drank 9 shots of rum that night and just sunk further down the rabbit hole. I got out my fathers gun and put it right up to my head. I say there crying for 30 minutes think about how this is the only
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    • I was at that point then i started taking drugs. Adderall as an antidepressant saved me but i cant be on it forever which scares me a little.
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    • Thank you for listening
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    • Recently my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was feeling depressed/suicidal and wasn’t talking to people for a couple days very much. Well she said I was talking to friends and I had lied and made me choose between her and my friends. (part 1)
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    • incoming “sOoOoO qUiRkY” posts
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    • I tried taking my own life when I was 15, trust me when I say this, it does get better, it does, keep your head up. I have a scar around my neck that reminds me of the pain I went through, it isn’t worth it. It isn’t
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    • I tried committing sucked a few years back and this brought tears to my eyes, actual sobs. I can’t imagine how much it would have saved me to hear the sincere words “hey, are you okay?” I survived only because at the last moment I thought of my tow little sisters an the pain it would have caused.
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    • I tried to commit suicide several times from about the time I was 10 years old. I can't say how scary it was to feel like I didn't have a voice... nobody would listen. I would cut myself just to make sure I was still alive, because I felt invisible. (1/2)
      Melui 9 jul
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    • Hey for everyone thinking about this and needing help the suicidal hotline is always there. Talk to a physician or physiatrist. Get help. You are not alone and you are worth everything, not nothing.
      mellon32 9 jul
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    • The summer after I had Graduated high school, I intended to unalive myself in a pretty quick and painless manner. But a life time friend was there, just messaging me like always, no idea of my goals for that evening. I dont know what it was about the way she was just so excited for college and life
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    • Man I was depressed asf too like I really wanted to end myself one day I texted my entire family apologizing for being to weak to handle the pain I was going through deep down inside I knew I just didn’t want to live anymore life was terrible at that point my mother found me with a slit in my wrist
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    • my sister almost ended her life without anyone knowing, i had a bad trip on acid and begged her to come over as i was not handling it, she drove over and was there for me and i talked with her and told her my problems and she told mine, after a while she went to the bathroom, i would later found out
      joy_lane 9 jul
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    • If anyone needs the emotional support please watch this video. My chat is always open too if you need to talk.
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    • Towards the end of my time in the Military, I attempted to take my life. I attempted to OD. Never went to a hospital or anything, just downed a bunch of stuff I shouldn't have then fell asleep. I woke up 17 hours later. I got lucky, but not everyone does. My only constantly visible tattoo is ;IGY6
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    • My whole life, even when I was a little kid, has been riddled with suicidal tendencies. For such a long time, I’ve been convinced that truly nobody cares enough about me to listen to me. (1/2)
      Anorey 9 jul
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    • “See everybody’s life matters.” An IFunnyer comments here before writting a comment on the next post of why wearing Masks is stupid and people who would die from COIVD 19 were weak anyway.
      MrMoesby 9 jul
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    • I always feel like I’m not allowed to be depressed because I have an ok life, a toxic family, but nothing too horrible. I also feel like my depression is fake because I am a teenage girl and even though I have been professionally diagnosed I worry that I’m doing it for attention, even if I do feel-
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    • I attempted suicide about 3 times in my life, but my last attempt was one where I was almost successful. After that I only felt regret, for hurting everyone around me. That was two years ago, and now I have an amazing girlfriend, better relationship with my parents, and I’m finally in a good mindset
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    • So like is the height enough for the impact to kiIl you or do most die from like drowning or what?
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    • 1800-2seven3-82fiftyfive get help people
      Fl0rida 12 jul
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    • I have tried to commit suicide 26 times in my life i have been in and out of hospitals I have been cutting since I was 5 years old and when that police officer looked at me.in the face and he said
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    • Weird for me. I dated a very suicidal girl. Put me into a mjor depression and i hurt myself for the very first time. Ive been depressed since 4th grade, im a senior now, this happened 3 months ago. I broke up with her because she was using me. She was hurting herself for attention. She admitted 1/?
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    • My boyfriend actually attempted a few years before we met. I can't remember how but I just thank God it didn't work. I'm not even necessarily religious. But if it had worked, if he had died that day.. not only would I have never met him but I would have never been pulled out of the mental hell hole
      jules1211 10 jul
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    • Man those waves of depression and feeling of no purpose hit at night for me and I just wanna hold everyone I love and tell them I’m sorry for everything I’ve ever done. I hope I find a girl for me before my mom passes because once she goes, it’s not gonna be good for me
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    • Some times it takes as little as just calling out to them. Long story short due to divorce and family struggles my father nearly offed himself. Idk if it was luck or a higher power, but I just happened to walk outside when I saw him with a gun to his head and I called out. He dropped the gun
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    • This for y'all
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    • I want so desperately to talk to someone but its hard to talk to anyone when you dont know what has you feeling this way. All you know is that youre so sick of trying. Youre tired of putting in the effort. Like its not worth it anymore.
      Jungler 9 jul
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    • I just want to say to everyone thinking about ending their life, I know it may seem like no one cares, but someone does. I remember when I wanted to take my life I knew I had a family that would miss me but I just thought that they would hurt but eventually get over it and move on. Please this...
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    • I have thought about sl*tting my throat but talking to my friend that also has depression helped. Whats weird is that talking to other depressed people makes you want to commit the act less. Things get better. You just gotta find the right person to talk to.
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    • Watching this, I wanted to go to a bridge and try to find jumpers that I could talk down, when I heard the officer did that for two decades, I cried because, I think of all the people he helped, and all that we can
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    • Last year, I was looking for a building around my campus that was tall enough to take my own life. Part of me wanted to prove that someone cared, after 3 failed calls, I called a hotline, and talked to a lady, she didn’t help much, but I agreed to go to the dorms and sleep, I woke up to officers in
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    • Take 5 min out of your day and watch the whole thing
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    • When i was in high school I was a decent athlete. Then i torn both my ACL’s and never could play another sport again. I lost all my friends, put on weight and lost my girlfriend of 2 years and 8 months and had my parents get a divorce all in the same stretch of about a month. part.1
      Clymene 9 jul
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    • One of my friends is quite a huge prick so I wanted to cut ties with him, but when he was threatening to hang himself none of his friends bothered to care, I was the only one who bothered to call him and talk to him, i havent talked with him in a while because he is happy again and is still a prick
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    • It’s my worst fear that I will commit suicide. I have schizoaffective disorder and our life expectancy is only about 30 years old because a lot of us commit suicide
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    • So like...fuck the guy who yelled “jump you SOB”
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    • Suicide hotlines: Australia: 13 11 14 Brazil: 188 Canada: 1 833 456 4566 France: 01 45 39 40 00 Germany: 0800 111 0 111 / 0800 111 0 222 / 0800 111 0 333 United Kingdom: 116 123 United States: 1-800-273-8255
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    • It’s the little things. During middle school my life was really falling apart. One day I got in a fight which consisted of 2 punches, a teacher yelling and the other guy running away. I then had all these people asking me if I was okay. I was physically but not mentally, and I just started crying.
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    • If you’re looking for a reason to continue life, that is the reason
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    • I was going to say what was wrong with me but I rather just hold it in. I will say this. I hate my life.
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