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This HMMWV is older than me and has been in multiple wars...
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    • "master hmmwv? you mind telling what you're doing scanning for targets?" "sir, finishing this mission"
      Melzoedy 9 sep
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    • some soldier probably died so quick and didn’t even know it and continues his watch
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    • The blessed machine spirit has not abandoned its post.
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    • Even in death, they will continue too watch over their comrades, Rah
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    • I really love the idea of a ghost watching over a new generation of soldiers
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    • Gunner ghost. Taking watch for his little brothers.
      Nuggz 9 sep
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    • My uncle used to work on Humvees like that, straight up he would have to clean it, repair it, send a squad out in it, and then wait about 4 hours for it to return with at least the gunner dead 70% of the time and then do the process over again. So I wouldn't doubt that most of those are haunted
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    • He's watching over the new generation of soldiers
      YatoSan 9 sep
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    • I’m not saying that this is it, but sometimes, if the vehicle is on an incline and the turret isn’t locked in place, the weight of the turret can turn itself. But for the sake of a possible supernatural occurrence, I’ll take ghosts.
      Army_74D 9 sep
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    • That’s the lucky one brotha take care her and she’s take care you
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    • he saw something up there he's trained on it if i was on watch i would follow were the turret is pointing
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    • The brotherhood form by men at arms is ethereal those who fear that there duty is incomplete shall be the guardians to next generation. Carry your heads high comrades and push forward unto dawn
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    • Nah. That ain't fucking normal. Godspeed ghost watcher.
      DatNoon 9 sep
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    • Welcome to the Army, you can either have a Humvee where the lights might work if you pray real hard, or the one with a ghost in the turret, which may or may not be friendly. No matter what you choose it'll still sound like you're reentering the atmosphere anywhere near 45.
      Kain1202 9 sep
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    • Good soldier watching the others
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    • For those wondering, that HMMVW is a model C-3 which has an auto level gimble set into the turret if the lock-in pin is removed (or broken). There’s a good chance it’s on uneven ground and I have no idea what I’m talking about
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    • The machine spirit maintains vigilance even long after the crew is dead and gone. All glory to the Emperor
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    • Treat him well. I'd say leave something little for him.. like a small note telling him how much better it was back then
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    • It is the spirits getting ready for the next part of 2020
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    • You got a working turret crank? Damn, most of my platoon's HMMWVs turrets cranks were stripped so we'd have to swing it around with our arms and lock it where we wanted it real quick. The other CAAT platoon was spoiled and had electric switches in theirs
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    • kokkinos 9 sep
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    • Tell those poor souls they are relieved of duty and that we won
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    • Ours do the same, it our good luck ghost cause sometimes turning is done for us. And we have a superstition not to piss off the ghosts cause they fight with us.
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    • As the last line of the 1st general order reads; "I will quit my post only when properly relieved". Relieve that soldier, let him rest in peace knowing he performed his duties admirably.
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    • You can rest now soldier, your war is over
      SGCLIOn 9 sep
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    • He watches over even in death
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    • Hey science side of iFunny, how's it moving on it's own?
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    • Who has the video of the monologue of the rusted Sherman in the Normandy tide
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    • Imagine getting strangled by gomer pyles ghost
      kokkinos 9 sep
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    • Better salute that motherfucker
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    • They disabled the turret lock and somebody on the outside is moving it. They're not that hard to move without the crank. Im an RTO in a DCO, When my gunner is sleeping and I'm on the gun i spin around and act like a dumbass up there.
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    • "Even in death, I serve" -Dreadnaughts from Warhammer 40k
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    • Someone is still keeping watch
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    • There’s something secure about military ghost stories that bring me sadness but also peace. There’s an old story about a Marine sentry that would often ask for a light for a cigarette at one of Karen’s AFB gate check points. (Like if you wanna know the whole story, a buddy of mine told me about it)
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    • Make an offering. It is your new God now as it watches over the new generation
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    • No thanks
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    • BY THE OMNISSIAH , PRAISE THE MACHINE SPIRIT!
      noon_1 10 sep
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    • Honestly I wouldn’t fuck with the gunner ghost. Homeboy probably has my 6 and if I can charge in to battle with a few ghosts, that would be badass
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    • Bitch, I was tryna sleep
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    • Rest easy fallen one. We shall take the watch from here
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    • 2 things could be happening here. One: the spirit is reliving the worst moment in their life (their death) over and over... or Two: the spirit is unaware the war is over and is watching for the cameraman
      Breacche 13 sep
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    • Isnt the saying once a marine always a marine
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    • Gold old fashion machine spirit
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    • Its all fun and games till the ghost thinks your the enemy and it remembers hoe to load and fire
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    • Ladies and Gentlemen, you just witnessed a phenomenon of war....a soldier that refuses to leave his post, even after death. This isn’t scary....it’s a sad realization of what war does.
      easyg20 10 sep
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    • “Rest soldier, your watch is now mine”
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    • Weak shit I have a track that's from vietnam. It doesn't do anything cool like that but it does noon itself all the time
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    • Easily could have been faked but I’m saying it’s real because hell yeah
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    • This is like that greentext about the some random dude relieving guys on watch and then disappearing in the morning, only to find out the guy died weeks ago
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    • Or some dude on the other sode moving it.....
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    • Rip brother Hooah
      Renin19K 10 sep
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    • The emperor protects
      Dusto 10 sep
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    • That’s a little scary, those cranks are stiff af.
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    • Yo the ghost soldier making sure homie is safe
      Simba1265 10 sep
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    • A lost soul still at war.
      Greymane 10 sep
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    • "Gravity" - Neil deGrasse Tyson
      sector_7 10 sep
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    • Don’t be afraid, for it is our fallen brothers and sisters watching our 6, if I promise to watch ur 6 I plan on keeping that promise in life or death
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    • Probably two guys on the outside rotating. If it’s cranked powered I wouldn’t think it’s impossible
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    • Always remember and honor those who've made the ultimate sacrifice.
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    • Your watch is over, you can rest easy now brother.
      Jim1231 11 sep
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    • It’s Joy con drift calm down
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    • I’d argue that it could be on an incline. It’s not a motor because you’d here it whining. However, ghosts are pretty epic, so I’ll chose to believe that. 😎
      Vetalemo 10 sep
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    • Blessed by lord tachanka
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    • The rooster never dies
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    • I really like the idea of a movie that starts off with the introduction of this vehicle in a war, but with many men dying one of them stays back as a ghost to watch over the men from the generation. I really think that would be a cool idea for a movie.
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    • ALPHA_NINE even after death American's are always hunting
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    • You best hope the ghost gunner doesn’t remember how to pull the trigger
      Cody313 10 sep
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    • *Lights up the area nooning everyone in sight * The ghost did it!
      Jsway_628 10 sep
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    • That turret will be DAMNED if it lets the reds get the drop on it
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    • Prolly just the wind, bro.
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    • The spirit of the HMMWV watches over you
      Sefrius 10 sep
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    • Christine except it's a tank.
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    • it's a machine spirit calm down
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    • Did someone die in it
      Theheman 10 sep
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    • Need haunted hmmwv gf (or bf😳)
      Thayr 9 sep
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    • Ya know if i was in this situation i wouldn't be afraid cus if we go to war i know i got me a battle ghost partner
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    • Here in Okinawa at one of the gates leading to base, it is said that if you are alone on duty there at night, a Marine from WW2 will walk up to you and ask you for a smoke, as soon as you give it to him he will thank you and then just disappear.
      Kanos 13 sep
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    • Leave a pack of cigs and a bottle of bourbon or whiskey
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    • Someone has to tell it that the war is over. Let it know it’s ok to stop. Otherwise, he may never get his rest.
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    • Don’t use the Ink Spots for your tik tok
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    • Aren’t all those white dots common in a lot of paranormal videos?
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    • Look out the window in the back theres a greenish black and there is a dark black could that be someone else out there or is that just cameras being cameras
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    • That ghost was just PCS the vehicle, km pretty sure the company commander is on the case like the usual so he is helping a battle out .
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    • Only tik tok I'll put a smile on.
      bandildo 11 sep
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    • Its called hydraulics
      Agent_N 11 sep
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    • Oh great noon of the lake
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    • Machine remembers battle... Crew will leave and crew will die.. Machine remembers battle... No happy memory of road trips and ball games... Only war.. Machine remembers...
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    • praise the omnissiah, these soldiers have befriended the machine spirit, and it now keeps watch for them :)
      Zingg 10 sep
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    • Rage against the night you mighty ghost warrior, rage rage you beautiful bastard, rah soldier.
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    • “Restless buddy? Don’t worry, I’ll continue watch for you. You just get some rest now okay? :)”
      Slurg 10 sep
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    • Even in death they fight, No mercy
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    • So I'm one who mostly ignores the supernatural but this made me smile. Like our boy is still so devoted to protecting his country that he refuses to leave his post even in death. Rest well king
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    • Sleep easy boys, the ghost has the watch
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    • That'd be th Dixie cup up there.
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    • Fake reversed
      mikeyz413 10 sep
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    • Ghost noons acquired
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    • He got autoaim on
      Bayno 10 sep
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    • war ghosts wanting to get a good view of the stars
      TalkerTV 9 sep
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    • HMMWV is looking for better view. Must always make sure it is protecting troops from all angles.
      HamOnRye 9 sep
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    • Ghost of gunners passed, taking watch one last night before passing to the next plane
      Cradily 9 sep
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