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    • Kildeer should be extinct. Most birds plan out where a safe place is to build a nest so they could keep predators away from their eggs. Kildeer literally just shit out an egg wherever they happen to be at the time.
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    • Punt the bird
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    • Kildeer bird
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    • I had a kildeer lay eggs in the rec yard at a jail I worked at, it’s funny seeing inmates run from a little bird
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    • Its not talking to you, it’s calling down an artillery strike in Morse code. Run.
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    • Its illegal in the US to mess with Killdeer nest sites, no matter where they happen to be. They're protected under the Migratory Bird Act and to disturb their nest or harm/kill the birds can get you a large fine. If their location isn't safe, call a wildlife rehabilitation center and ask for advice
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    • Same vibes as cardi b. Shit out a kid wherever and then scream about dealing with the problems
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    • Fun fact killdeer are illegal to kill in California.... Another fun fact, they also explode when shot with a 12 gauge
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    • Killdeers prefer to lay eggs in rocky areas where the eggs will blend in, they’re a ground nesting bird
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    • I was hanging out with my dog outside today and I watched a bird fly into another birds nest, grab one of their babies, and just fucking yeet it out of the nest. Nature is beautiful
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    • Kildeer are so stupid but don't give a fuck.
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    • I WILL LAY THIS EGG WHERE EVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE YO NAME ON PAPER DONT MEAN SHIT TO ME I AM NATURE BITCH
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    • Oh my god it’s cardi b’s spirit animal
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    • can’t believe she even noticed it, my dumbass would’ve stepped on it
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    • Bird.exe has stopped working. Driveway.exe has stopped working
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    • That bird went straight ass ghetto on the lady. "BITCH YOU TRYNA TELL ME WHERE I CAN AND CAINT LAY MY MUTHAFUCK'N EGGS?! I WILL FUCK Y'ALL UP"
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    • To be fair, the egg blended in with the rocks well and the bird doesn't know about cars.
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    • That’s a killdeer. Their eggs look like rocks for camouflage. When people find them, they put their arms up like that to act like they have a broken wing. Almost like a sympathy plea. They are very smart birds.
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    • Those birds put eggs in my drive way too. I guess it’s for camouflage
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    • Idk why, but it feels like that bird is the equivalent to the "Can I speak to the manager?" Meme.
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    • "This is my driveway, you can't lay an egg here". Bird: "Bitch you THOUGHT.",
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    • That bird used to be a woman named Karen in a previous life and she would always want to talk to the manager
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    • Kildeer. Lay their eggs near high human areas, then wig out when humans wall near. Annoying birds
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    • 30/30 eyesight to see that shit
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    • There is a shipping facility I maintain and every single fucking year in the same fucking spot, this bird will lay her egg and everytime I go to mow near it, she comes full blast at the mower. I'll post a video of her when she comes back 😂
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    • I fuckin love Killdeer, they'll pretend they have a broken wing and run away from their nest if you get close to it. If there was a predator, it'd chase the injured bird instead of going to the nest.
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    • Her voice 👌
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    • Kill deer have got to be the most violently threatless birds ever
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    • This is literally the same type of bird that layed eggs beside my house, its still over there and everytime i walk over there she gotta run her mouth at me
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    • Yeah, killdeer do that. Their eggs look like rocks, making them hard to spot in gravel or loose stone. But boy are they stupid.
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    • My cockatiel are having eggs too guys
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    • I’m not sure what the bird said...but I think you lost the argument
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    • They’re called Kildeers. The like to nest in dry areas in the ground with little to no vegetation! One of these ballsy fuckers set up shop on the lot of my job and tried to fight me just about everyday
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    • That is a kildee a common bird in the southern part of America they are know for laying there eggs in the ground and when a predator eats close to said eggs they will flutter up their feathers and not fly in order to make the predator think they are injured taking the focus of the eggs onto them👍🏼
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    • These birds are entitled parents
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    • Fucking Kildeer man😂😂 The squawk a big storm up but don’t do shit. It’s funny
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    • I ain’t neva seen bird square up but holy fuck that was scary
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    • Even females in the animal kingdom won’t stop bitching and shut the fuck up
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    • You better park on the fucking lawn
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    • Killdeer. Their babies are like tiny fluffy marshmallows with long as he'll legs.
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    • It's actually incredible how Kildeer haven't gone extinct yet. Most birds strategically build their nests after lots of planning and observation, to ensure predators can't reach their eggs. Kildeer just shit an egg in a pebble road
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    • Kildeer... don’t give a shit. They lay their eggs in your driveway. Then you avoid it but when they hatch they lead their babies all over the yard and in the road. I don’t see how they aren’t extinct. They must have a fast turn around
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    • Killdeers. Little assholes
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    • Killdeer lay their eggs in gravel. They usually blend in, and the mama chirps a lot to get predators attention and lead them away from the eggs.
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    • God, I haven’t heard or even seen a kildeer in years. It’s been forever since I was last confronted by one of those ballsy little fuckers
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    • That bird is more protective of her unborn kids than 55% of Blacks
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    • Killdeer like to make nests among stones because the eggs blend in really well
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    • Mark the spot, and drive around it. Problem solved
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    • If you put on a glove and move it while the mother bird is watching, she'll move the nest to the location you put the egg.
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    • She thicc, she attac, but most importantly she do an act
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    • Lmao I would die for a chance to football kick that bird
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    • A killdeer once laid a few eggs on our schools property(this was actually a few days ago). So we had to protect it from a bunch of sevies. Eventually the crows got em(all but one though). We protected the last egg with our life. Then we shined a light through it.
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    • They fake wing injuries to make you more interested in them instead of the egg. Damn nature u naughty
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    • 100 bucks says this birds name is karen..
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    • Wow, that was one cool looking bird. I like how she has her feather when she protects her eggs. Very unique
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    • This bird would like to speak to your manager
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    • That's the dad, usually when the mom is there as well she'll feign distress somewhere away from the nest to redirect the predator's attention to herself. Unfortunately though, they do have a habit of laying eggs in gravel parking lots
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    • Thats the birds driveway now u selfish bitch!! U HAVE no drive till its done
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    • God damn kildeers. I’ve literally moved ones nest just to see it drag the damn thing 40 yards back to the same spot. 🙄
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    • Hey at least your birds don't fucking dive bomb you everytime you're outside due to their nest being close by.
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    • Her voice is so smooth
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    • Beepbebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebeebebebebebebeebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebe
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    • This bird is the type of argue that thinks they win an argument if they're louder.
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    • Dumb things lay eggs on the roof of our dealership. Then the babies jump off, hit the pavement, and die. Every. Single. Year. And they don’t give a shit that your driving a giant F450 3 feet from them. They just stare and you, and chirp...
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    • Pretty sure she's asking to speak to a manager
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    • Kildeer I think. Funny birds, they're really protective over their babies. One time I tried to approach them and the mother laid on the ground and started flailing around like it was hurt lol.
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    • Kildeers are so fricken mean and they always lay their eggs in the most inconvenient of places
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    • Kildeer lay their eggs in the rocks because it’s a natural camouflage. When a predator gets near the eggs, the mother acts like she’s hurt so the predator will go for her instead of the eggs
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    • Getthefuckawaynowgoawaygetawayfrimmykidgonowbegonegoawaypleaseleaveyiucanleavenowgoawayleavethisplacedontletthedoorhityouonthewayoutgofuckyourselfthatsmykid
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    • Nigga playing darude sandstorm
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    • Can you blame her that's excellent camouflage
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    • Look lil bird you chose the wrong spot to lay your egg.....I gotta go to work so.... *bird chases after me*
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    • Never saw one get mad, ive seen them pretend to be injured tho
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    • Woman: You can’t lay eggs in my drive way! Bird: *Darude Sandstorm*
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    • Yo kids bouta get SCRAMBLED
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    • Kildeer! The nesting mommas will actually try to lure predators away from the nest by acting like they are wounded nearby. It’s their way of trying to ensure the safety of their offspring. The eggs look like gravel so they blend in perfectly among stones. I’ve always found them to be interesting...
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    • Bro that’s a Kildeer. They’re probably the most hardcore moms of the bird world. Don’t fuck with her or her eggs
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    • What model security drone is that?
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    • Don’t let the government reproduce in your driveway
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    • I do landscaping for a living and these fuckin birds are annoying. They just lay wherever and when you run up on them they turn all hood and shit and try to peck at you and attack you. And I’m like “whaddup catch these hands like feathery ho” 😂😂
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    • When the bird yelled”beeeeebeeeebebeeebeeebebee” I felt that
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    • Drive over the egg, the bird will learn better and adapt to know a safer place to lay it next time
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    • It’s a killdeer and the just lay their eggs wherever which is part of the reason they’re a threatened species
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    • We have those all over, if you walk near it it will pretend it’s leg it broken so you loose attention and go after it, it’s actually super funny
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    • Killdeer lay their eggs in specific locations that have the egg be camouflaged as well as possible. It’s a felony to mess with them after they’ve lauded their eggs due to them being on the endangered species list. This bitch is fuckin stupid
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    • My cat woke up quickly with dialated pupils looking at me like "Tf was that?" With that bird sound
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    • Bird: as long as you don’t drive like a fuckin maniac this is the safest place to be
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    • ..I ran one of their nests over with a lawn mower. Parents started freaking, next property over I mulched a parent with the mower. ...dumb birds. Putting their shit in peoples lawns. ...I feel bad
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    • I'M AWAKE! TURN OFF THE ALARM
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    • Bbebbebebebebebbebebebebbebebebeb
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    • “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MY KIDS ARE RIGHT HERE AND I WONT HESITATE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT”
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    • God Kildeers are so annoying, every fucking morning they are chirping like it’s a fucking rave right outside my window at like 5:30
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    • A duck laid eggs in my backyard, nine whole eggs, next day, they are eaten by a raccoon
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    • Park elsewhere and let it hatch. No other option now.
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    • I have the same thing happen at my parents house occasionally. Our bird adapted to walk away from her eggs and pretend to have a hurt wing to have us ignore the eggs. We started putting a cone in front of the eggs whenever they lay any so people know to go around
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    • “Fuck off right”
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    • Kildeer are funny as hell. Those little shits always lay eggs on my road
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