francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE!
You don't know what you're doing! _
Darth Maul was not The Impostor.
1 Imposter Remains.
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE! You don't know what you're doing! _ Darth Maul was not The Impostor. 1 Imposter Remains.
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE?
FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Spongeboob64 Spongeboob64
25 may
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE? FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way
(SCREAMING)
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
1 dec 2020
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMING)
kirby just swallowed you.
what ability did he get???
kirby just swallowed you. what ability did he get???
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SenoirConsuela SenoirConsuela
17 feb
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
When the CIA is sus
H44S H44S
22 jan 2021
When the CIA is sus
I Where was this last night?!
I At my sister's:)
Cute
I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there?
I Cousin Swol?
I Guy in red has huge pipes
...thats My mum...
MaCass MaCass
24 sep 2020
I Where was this last night?! I At my sister's:) Cute I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there? I Cousin Swol? I Guy in red has huge pipes ...thats My mum...
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
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HOW MY CAT SEES HIMSELF
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her: