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Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
Water
Ice julce
Ocean sauce
Fish air
Secrets Secrets
26 sep 2020
Water Ice julce Ocean sauce Fish air
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Dutch: I have a plan we just need
money
Arthur:
flipper_fire flipper_fire
8 may
Dutch: I have a plan we just need money Arthur:
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth.
Oh... you do drugs drugs.
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth. Oh... you do drugs drugs.
< Keem Banks th-@
Nobody:
You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
< Keem Banks th-@ Nobody: You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
thicc_tydriansama thicc_tydriansama
15 dec 2020
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev.
OEquip.Believers
Give me one more chance...
Someday it will be too late...
tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation."
2 Corinthians
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
29 sep 2020
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev. OEquip.Believers Give me one more chance... Someday it will be too late... tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation." 2 Corinthians
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
Me standing over an NPC at took care of that quest for you."
The
Wankstermemes Wankstermemes
17 nov 2020
Me standing over an NPC at took care of that quest for you." The
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
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Me as soon as the first fall leaf hits the ground