GREAT ON PIANO
SUCKS ON ORGANS.
GREAT ON PIANO SUCKS ON ORGANS.
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse
until it gets featured
spinnychair spinnychair
23 sep 2020
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse until it gets featured
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby'
SS
Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
Imagine breaking into a house, getting
shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
NoSpace NoSpace
5 dec 2020
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' SS Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
Thats him, thats the kid that picks
on me
redldue redldue
23 sep 2020
Thats him, thats the kid that picks on me
munchkinbear munchkinbear
27 sep 2020
picey When your dog feels the beat!
How think I look like eating a watermelon
Reality
happy_sneakyrico26 happy_sneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
How think I look like eating a watermelon Reality
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot.
The plot:
Death_Row Death_Row
26 sep 2020
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot. The plot:
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
JudgementalRooster
15 dec 2020
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
Here's a picture of the most notorious
gangsta that ever lived with the
rapper Eazy-E.
Eu
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
18 nov 2020
Here's a picture of the most notorious gangsta that ever lived with the rapper Eazy-E. Eu
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song