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RESEARCHERS SUCCESSFULLY TEACH GORILLA IT WILL ONE DAY DIE
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    • Quick question... what the fuck
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    • This is sad and weird
      tseries85 28 sep
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    • The ape had a mental breakdown. Yes, we have succeeded.
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    • What a bunch of dicks
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    • Life is really a cruel joke tho. I hope he's at peace now.
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    • See when I say I’m okay with animal testing I didn’t expect them to give a gorilla existential dread my god
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    • They are really just fucking with this gorilla
      Warlord 28 sep
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    • Trolled onion style
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    • Holy shit bruh do you realize how much we are reminded of death in our daily lives like wtf no wonder everyone is fucking depressed
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    • Why would they do such a thing
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    • Imagine. You’re just chillin and someone’s like “You are going to die soon and you don’t have a choice”
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    • So whats the onion?
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    • Ive never seen the onion past an article headline
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    • Thought this was real for a sec and got really upset
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    • This isn't fucking funny this is cruel and evil
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    • Oh onion
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    • Niggas here actually biting the onion wtf
      Grelk 28 sep
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    • Onion straight up had me for awhile there
      xWASSUPx 28 sep
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    • Atheists be like "Alright this proves it"
      Pocho 28 sep
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    • I didn’t see the onion and I thought this was real. I felt pure unfettered rage on his behalf.
      Ruralist 28 sep
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    • This is absolutely hilarious they basically gave a gorilla depression
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    • Those fuckers endowed him with perverse knowledge he should have never known, he is burdened with intelligence beyond what it should have ever been
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    • :(
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    • This is awful! How does this not violate animal rights! Where are the protests about this abuse!
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    • Damn they caught me slippin, had me in my feels for a gorilla, didnt even see onion
      glatata 28 sep
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    • Dude that is like borderline torture. If aliens kidnapped me and forced me to look at dead carcasses and told me I was going to die every day I would panic too. And when she was like "quigley, you will die... Soon" idk man just seems super fucked to me.
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    • I was so pissed, then I saw it was onion.... Jesus.
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    • Da gorilla wit da panic attack, what will he dread today?
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    • I saw the onion and was relieved
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    • We did it :)
      Grelk 28 sep
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    • Being aware of a meaningless existence? I do that everyday.
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    • Why would they do that tho. I mean we now know we gonna chill wit gorillas as pets one day, but daym feels bad for homie
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    • Imma bout to commit a crime who's in?
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    • Someone get me an elephant gun, cause I’m about to wipe these people out of fucking existence.
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    • So that’s why harambe was so suicidal.
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    • i fucking love the onion so much
      Ascend 3 oct
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    • Wtf why
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    • Lol all the dumbasses crying in here got hardcore trolled 😂
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    • I have never wanted to see a group of people get fucked up by a group of gorrillas before but here we are. Why the fuck would you do that? Quigley was happy and vibin.
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    • Are yall so damn retarded u dont realize this is fake. Like do u know what an extreme jump in evolution this would be. I mean come on it's the fucking onion
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    • Thats fucked up
      okbro 2 oct
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    • Did you guys see the news on the fucking scroller? “Gay man learns to have sex with man” about near the end
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    • lmao
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    • Those researchers are sick. “He started to have a panic attack and all i could think was: We’ve done it” That is just horrible.
      Oxe_ 2 oct
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    • So they gave a gorilla and existential crisis. I'm glad to see are scientists are doing only the most important of experiments.
      Annox05 2 oct
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    • Lmfao this is the onion y’all are stupid
      caramel 2 oct
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    • These researchers should be shot
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    • holy shit, i just realized how much we, as humans, contemplate and acknowledge death on a daily basis. i forgot that most animals have little to no concept of death... no wonder humans are so sad and stressed all the time
      Kasagure 2 oct
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    • GUYS ITS NOT FUCKING REAL. It’s the ONION a satirical news network
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    • Hey you look like a happy gorrila, guess what you gonna fuckin die soon
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    • I’m laughing so fucking hard
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    • This bitch said "you will die soon" the fuck? Why are we giving gorillas depression and anxiety
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    • Yall really don't know what the onion is do ya
      Beork 2 oct
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    • Is this satire?
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    • Quigley not stupid. quigley best boy. Quigley big smart boy.
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    • Fake and gay
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    • You could’ve taught him how to ride a bike but instead taught him to be sad for life, 😢
      XBLCORPS 2 oct
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    • They really used sign language to bully a monkey, lmao just use your words at black people like the rest of us
      Bdub77 2 oct
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    • Y’all this is fake somehow no one noticed it’s from the onion
      jem115 2 oct
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    • They literally gave a gorilla depression
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    • Release the African. Slavery was abolished, I hate racists.
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    • Ohhhhh it's the onion. Ok. Haha nice.
      BrookIyn 1 oct
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    • What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You?!
      KisaM 1 oct
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    • That’s actually pisses me the fuck off look how happy the gorilla is at the beginning
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    • Onion
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    • U peaces of crap u mad a gorilla depressed
      Zazery25 30 sep
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    • Jesus thank god this isn’t real. As soon as I saw the Onion logo I was relieved
      Skware 30 sep
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    • Honestly fuck them
      fgggxdff 30 sep
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    • Thats a dick move, giving self conciousness to a poor ni
      Minun 30 sep
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    • Ar first first i was like what the fuck then i started to realize that this was made by the onion
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    • This is hilarious. It’d be messed up if it were real.
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    • You gave an ape depression. Good job
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    • Better be fake. Ill euthanize your fucking family tree if you nooned a cat for research on some retard ape
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    • There's stupid and then there's people who believe Onion articles.
      james7414 30 sep
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    • This better be satire
      Joy_Wells 30 sep
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    • Holy shit I didnt realize it was the onion
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    • Why the fuck are they torturing this gorilla?
      MLGtbone 30 sep
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    • I was like, that's awful, then I saw the onion. XD
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    • ok but fr if this was real theres no worse thing u could do
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    • It’s a fake news site called the onion. This isn’t real guys
      WiseFate 30 sep
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    • Damn this if fucked up
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    • "he was letting out these anguished cry's and banging his head against the wall and I just thought, We did it."
      Gevil 30 sep
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    • Classic
      Dildoats 30 sep
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    • They gave a gorilla fucking depression wtf
      macaa 30 sep
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    • THE END IS SO FUNNY FUCK. “Letting out these anguished cry’s and beating his head against the wall and I just thought; we did it”
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    • “He’s having a mental breakdown”. Yeah. That’s why you don’t teach gorillas about the certainty of death, retards.
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    • Didn't they give it a pet and then noon it or something?
      Tyltrist 30 sep
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    • Dw it’s The Onion. They make these fake news videos and articles. Imagine if this was real though LMFAO
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    • It’s just amazing how real these actually seem sometimes like they have the basic ass news report down
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    • Lock em up with quigley and tell him that it is time for them to die
      Psyco_K 30 sep
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    • They broke a gorillas will to live science is truly amazing
      ngannou 30 sep
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    • Get fucked stupid gorilla
      ngannou 30 sep
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    • Actually believed it till it started doing pretty good sign. Then I saw the logo. Love the onion
      xjesse 30 sep
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    • Lmao how do some of yall think this is real? Fucking hell
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    • Damn, just realized this was fake wtf
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    • Lol i thought it was real until i saw the onion goddamn this one seemed so real.
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    • Monke go existent crisis
      Kasparan 30 sep
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