• School just had a Iockdown (not a drill) while I
was taking a piss. Have to hide out in a storage
closet by myself 9
!
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    • Y’all ever fantasize about there being a school shooter and you take him down being the hero saving everybody
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    • Yeah if that’s not some columbine shit idk what is
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    • I think you will have a higher percentage of living if you hide in a storage room while there a school shooting
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    • Class probably thinking why the lockdown was right after he left
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    • dogetec 22d
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    • probably a better hiding spot than in the classrooms tho
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    • This dude is peaking like hes playing r6 siege
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    • Someone help me get his attention I go to his school. That threat was fuckin insane.
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    • Shooter: *sees snapchat story* * claps kid in storage closet*
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    • MY FIRST FEATURE. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
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    • Get another person locked in there with you and this could be the start of a fanfiction
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    • I remember being in high school and my favorite teacher said if you in the bathroom just stay there no one is going to come in. If your by an outside door you just take off and run man get the fuck out of the school.
      Kevwoz 22d
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    • *faint footsteps and the sound of Pumped up kicks getting closer*
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    • I hated being in school cause you legally can’t have anything to protect yourself. Best part about being an adult is being able to open and conceal carry whatever I please whenever I please
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    • * Quietly hears "All the other kids with their pumped up kicks" far away*
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    • Is it weird I enjoy school lockdown stories?
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    • Had to pick up my brother for a dentist appointment and a lockdown happened right as I entered. One of the campus people told me to get in a classroom. I told him I don't go to school here. Probably not the the smartest move to say that during a lockdown.
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    • My favorite actual lockdown was in 7th grade in history class. Teacher was the baseball coach, and he pulled up a chair and sat next to the door with a metal bat and said "if im going down, you can bet im going down beating the shit out of somebody"
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    • This just in.... kid suspected of having a gun now later found in storage closet was a false alarm...as it was later found out it was his penis In his hand and not a gun
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    • My junior year in high school just before a class was about to start, I asked my teacher if I could use the restroom. While I was gone, the school went into a lockdown drill. When I came back to the room, I just opened the door and walked in to which my teacher said, "That's supposed to be locked"
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    • We had a lockdown at my school and we were in our football locker room (it’s connected to the main building) I texted my teacher to ask if we should stay. She said for us to stay there because she’s unsure what’s going on. Turns out it was because the cops busted a girl with a brick of meth
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    • Why y'all gotta be so extra and lock down the school every time I try making some mac and cheese in the cafeteria?
      Luci_ 22d
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    • Yea I just like how they say ok class lock the door and were all gonna huddle in the corner that way if the shooter gets in he can save ammunition and take us all out with just a few shots. You ever seen the spread on a shotgun, fuck you I'm chucking a chair threw the window and bouncing
      Life456 22d
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    • That's a serious game of hide and seek
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    • *posts hiding place on snapchat* hope I don't die
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    • My school went on lockdown because someone two stepped their car in the parking lot and everyone thought it was a gun.
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    • School shootings arent funny. The noise of that wicked loud gunshot making everyone in the class duck under the desks will forever haunt me. There's something about baracading the door with chairs and desks that just feels really wrong.
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    • We had a bomb threat once it was a disaster they pretended it was a fire drill at first and we all left and they had us go back in and then set the fire drill alarm again. SWAT.Had to google what was going on, and everyone just kind of had to find their own way home and leave our cars etc at school
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    • I was in a school shooting I wasn’t scared I was pissed I was gonna miss my algebra 2 test I had a metal thermos with some coffee in it and I was waiting to bop that asshole in the head
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    • Rule no. 1 of lockdown: DONT LOOK OUT/STAND NEAR THE fucking WINDOW
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    • I’d rather be on my own, because there’s too many people like this dumb fuck recording every second of it. I mean come on you’re gonna just stand in the window with your phone out moving around? That’s just asking for a gunman to see you. Fucking idiots.
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    • Yes, let's hide in a dark room with a window and hope the guy doesn't see the light from my phone because I can't stay off Snapchat for 2 fucking seconds
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    • PuLLing uP tO tHE SchOOL wITh a NerF GuN. It'S NeRF oR NotHiNg
      obubgus 22d
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    • Had a real lockdown for a bomb threat then after it was over they wanted us to go and have an assembly I was like fuck that and jumped out of my classroom window with my friend
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    • *Shooter sees your story and finds you*
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    • I go to that school that shit was wack.
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    • Bro that’s my school.
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    • NEWS THAT NIGHT: School shooting! One survivor, says he stayed in closet after pissing during lockdown...
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    • That’s honestly probably the safest spot, no one is going to look in a supply room
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    • Current objective: Survive
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    • That would be a good place to be though surely. Like hear me out, surely the shooter knows the drill and will know to check classrooms that seem empty. They would be expecting that more than the storage closet. And they’d be more interested in a full classroom of people anyway rather than one guy
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    • This dude got it down, why tf would the crack head look in the storage closet
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    • Ok, you are the safest person in the building because never once has a shooter went fuck it I'mma check the closet.
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    • Probly safest place tbh, the shooter will be roaming the halls and looking into classrooms... They dont have time to be checking every closet
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    • Just imagine the shooter checking his Snapchat. You send that to him not realizing he's the shooter
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    • *pumped up kicks music, gradually getting closer and louder*
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    • I bet 100% he would of got one pumped if he was caught
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    • The first thing you pull out is a phone and record?
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    • Poor old Billy took to long in the bathroom making him tonights biggest loser.
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    • *school shooter* Hey! I should record this!
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    • *pumped up kicks intensifies*
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    • Hopefully the shooter doesn’t follow you on Snapchat or you dead cuzzzb
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    • You're safe dude. They only go where the population is.. seriously doubt they'll be looking for a mop to kill.
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    • Ok is this kid safe? Like did he get back to his class ok? I’m like actually curious does anyone have any information
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    • Imagine if he caught on camera the guy walkin through the hall
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    • I remember during one lockdown drill, there was a sub. She just up and disappeared. So we started like shit talking about her. Turns out she had just been sitting in the corner on her phone with headphones in the entire time.
      Val666 22d
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    • “Not a drill so I took the time to video tape it for my story”
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    • Oh god I can’t hide in another closest. Last time I was in one it took me 17 years to come out
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    • Love how everybody assumes lockdown means school shooter. My school got locked down once because a naked man was running around town.
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    • *pumped up kicks intensifies*
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    • That’s better than being in an obvious classroom with windows
      SergeyT 22d
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    • Good idea, stick your face in an otherwise dark widow so the light reflects off of it.
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    • Plot twisty: hes the shooteroni
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    • What if the shooter is on his snap
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    • Then turn your phone off, and hide.
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    • When the quiet kid starts paying more attention to the school shooter protocol after writing a list of names.
      elo_fan 22d
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    • This world is getting worse.
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    • If there was ever a school shooting i would’ve thrown a chair out the window and bailed, y’all can sit there and wait to die if you want.
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    • Congrats you're more likely to survive who's gonna check the janitors closet
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    • Yell at them you naked so they won’t come in or they homo
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    • Honestly if there's a school shooter coming at you, just strip naked and start masturbating.
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    • I was locked out of my class like three times in my life all were not drills and the last time I was locked out I just decided the sit on top of a school bench in the middle of campus ... u could taste the amount of fucks I did not give
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    • Honestly. Probably the safest spot to be in.
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    • Does no one see the teeth in the dark at the end?
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    • My elementary school had a lock down one day when I was in 3rd grade because a creepy guy was seen talking to some kids near the fence of the playground and the teachers immediately decide he must be a pedophile and called a lock down and my class had to hide against a wall in the corner of the
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    • All the other kids with the pump up kicks better run better run faster than my Bullet
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    • Safer than a classroom
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    • Break a broom handle, You’ll have a pointy pokey thing
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    • I’d rather be alone than with idiots, I know I could survive on my own in this situation
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    • Objective: survive
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    • Turns on the news: "the police believe the shooter is hiding in a storage closet"
      NotPC 22d
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    • I'd start jerking off. If he finds me he could either join me or kill me doing what I love so win/win
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    • And he pop up on the window: Lion sleeps tonight "starts to play.
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    • I’ve never seen a storage closet with a window
      yopert 22d
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    • Safer than being in a classroom
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    • If anything that’s safer from being in a classroom since they might not expect you to be their. Unless your really fucking unlucky, in which case, your fucked chief.
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    • This is like the start of a video game
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    • My school had an active shooter threat and one of those really weird kids had to hide in the bathroom. The SWAT team cleared the building and arrested him (he was innocent). Didn’t help that he was wearing a trench coat
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    • Being by yourself is probably better half the kids in my class are loud as shit
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    • Does anyone *kind of* wish you had a real lockdown and *kind of* wish the shooter came to you Just to beat the shit out of him?
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