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    • Banded watersnake, nonvenomous
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    • That took way to long for him to realize
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    • Snake said what’s good
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    • When I’m guarding a nuclear weapons facility and open a suspicious looking Cardboard Box
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    • The boy was hungry asshole
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    • People saying that it’s not venomous as if he would give a shit if it was venomous or not lmao
      MrGabes 3 aug
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    • You're lucky he didn't like your cut, G
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    • Damn I’m slow as hell too!! I thought it was a fish the first time it played!!!
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    • Was expecting a big ass fish to take his arm, didn't even notice the snake
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    • Aaah fucking snake!
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    • Snake: “MMMMM FOOD”
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    • "watersnake nonvenomous" yeah they crossbreed with cottonmouths so you cant really fuck around with them anymore.
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    • People saying he took too long to react: remember that his POV is from a different angle, he held the camera directly over the water but he might not have been leaning off the dock, thus he may not have actually seen the snake at first if his attention wasn’t also on the camera
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    • For the none-snake people who think it may be a water moccasin it’s not. Water moccasins have a more spade like head and different color patterns.
      Ayperos 3 aug
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    • Who cares if it’s poisonous or not . People who say that get on my nerves. Fleas , dogs , cats , mosquitoes etc are not poisonous but i don’t want them to bite me ...
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    • Evidence that snakes won’t hurt you. You’re all just little b*tches about em like this kid. You’ll know if the mf is gonna do something. You’ll just know.
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    • *Danger noodle
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    • That took him awhile
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    • "Water snake not venomous" its a cottonmouth I dare you to have the same thought process if you see one and lmk how that hospital visit goes
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    • What kind of snake?
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    • Snake take BIG bites. Sorry Snake. No num nums.
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    • The pond serpent
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    • Jesus fucking all mighty!! Please! Do not stick your hand or anything you can't see in! Seriously!
      sarah285 5 aug
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    • I would honestly pick it up. Good chance to see a snake. And if it’s non venomous, which seeing how it reacted it probably isn’t, it would be pretty docile
      Eeveeon 5 aug
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    • Fuck you too buddy
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    • Wait what was he releasing?
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    • Took him long enough to notice.
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    • When I was young me and my dad went fishing and I told him I had some pets and in my hands I was hold water mockensens(?) Not even close to right but its a type of water snake that is venomous so it wss pretty bad. So he grabbed me and ran me to the truck just in time to see the mom slither up to th
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    • Bruh if that wanted to k Ill you you’d be dead rn
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    • Snakes are so sweet little buddy just wanted to see what’s up
      Art3ra 3 aug
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    • Ohh, Shiiiit, it’s a SNAAAAAKE
      WeebKing 3 aug
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    • His reaction time was super slow on that
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    • Fun fact did you know we have a specific primal instinct to jump away from snakes?
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    • It eez what it eez
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    • what the fuck
      i22367 3 aug
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    • He’s slow as hell for not reacting faster
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    • That’s a water moccasin, and it’s the most venomous snake in North America.
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    • Fuck snakes
      MagisD 3 aug
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    • Eyyyyy
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    • Water snek :)
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    • Aaah hell nahhh
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    • Idk what y’all talkin bout. That’s def a copperhead
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    • I've said it before and I'll say it again: when nature decides to leave or be quiet, listen; it's for a reason.
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    • Is that a venamous snake? Yes, but snakes operate like scared children. If they can run away they will. I work at a remote cabin area and I have to pull cotton mouths from areas all the time. Respect them, and understand they just trying to survive
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    • He just wanted some love
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    • Unicornian13 took so long to notice
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    • Y u no feed danger noodle?
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    • Snakes don't bites in water
      tims1111 4 aug
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    • Is that a diamond back?
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    • WAS THAT A WATER MOKISIN
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    • Dude thats a water moccasin fuck that
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    • How fucked am I if I get bit by a water moccasin and don’t have a phone to call 911?
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    • fucking terrifying, this is why is have thalsssophobia
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    • Egg
      ninga901 3 aug
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    • With its head shape I'd say it's non venomous
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    • End it with fire
      RealOdd1 3 aug
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    • Cottonmouth
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    • I keep showing this to people ngl...mainly cuz they are terrified of snakes
      Praeradio 10 aug
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    • Yall are all worried about the snake, but I just wanna know what the fuck was in his hand
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    • It's cool when the dangerous animals show up to let you know they're there.
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    • Water snakes and cottonmouths get very confused because they both swim in water but ones highly venomous and the other one is non-venomous
      gunny172 6 aug
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    • Old Feature
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    • What’s he putting into the water?
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    • People who are scared of non-venomous snake bites I guarantee have never been bitten by a common snake like Ratsnake or smthn because it really doesnt hurt. Pussies.
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    • "It's okay! It's not venomous!"(Not considering the fact that it also bites and the bite would hurt like a motherfucker)
      JCFunnie 6 aug
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    • That’s a Diamondback I’m pretty sure
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    • Imma snaaaaaaake
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    • It took him a second to realize 😂
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    • Snek
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    • “OHH, SHIT! A RAT!”
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    • This gave me unnerving levels of anxiety
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    • If you’re from Louisiana you know what kind of snake that was he lucky he didn’t get bit lmao
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    • But i like the snek...
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    • Fuck water that ain’t a pool
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    • Took him waaaaay too long to notice
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    • I wouldve picked him up. Nice snek
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    • Scared the shit out of me lmao
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    • Ahhh shitt fuck ohhh shit
      tfullet 6 aug
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    • It's one of those things where if you see something potentially dangerous, you freak out, I'm willing to bet 90% of y'all saying that it's not venomous would do the same thing
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    • Snake didn’t have a spade shaped head you good, pretty sure it was a banded water snake which is non venomous
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    • Snake was straight chillin
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    • I'm dead LMAO
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    • Shit reflexes
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    • I would've grabbed it and got my ass bit
      Zamm 6 aug
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    • ‘If it was a snake it would of bit ya’
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    • I was like that bartender in fluffy’s comedy “Hello! Hello!!!!” *finger gesture *
      adsaw 6 aug
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    • Slow ass reaction time guy
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    • He said yo g can I get some of dat ssshrimp?
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    • Ehdjsjnsjs y did he take so long to react
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    • I thought it was the one where an absolute behemoth of a fish eats the guys entire hand.
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    • snakes are harmless they would attack unless they need to I should know I collect them they are cute
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    • OOP NAH fuck that I’m moving to New Zealand have fun with y’all snakes FUCKERS
      ekit2524 6 aug
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    • That’s a nerodia or water snake, while they aren’t venomous, they’ll still bite the crap outta you they’re mean as hell
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    • Omfg i drop my phone 🤭 im terrified of snakes badly xD
      himiko01 6 aug
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    • For all you dumbass people that like to say poisonous snakes poison involves ingesting venom invokes injecting
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    • Aight, who shit myself.
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