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    • Calvin is such a queer name
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    • One whale at a time.
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    • Alright bois, so ive seen some people calling her fat and not attractive... and other people calling her cute and not fat or a little chubby. So Im here to clarify that shes is not fat....... SHES MOTHER FUCKEN OBESE. Her Whole belly is the Size of My HOuSE.
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    • Piss your gf off and dirty your ride, way to go genius.
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    • I guess you could say that was the ....last straw
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    • Slapping women or throwing drinks over them is not a meme, it's just being an ass
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    • y’all should hear the original story, this bitch catfished him and he was pissed off the entire day because she kept playing hardcore feminist music and she was disgusting
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    • Calvin out here
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    • Someone isn't getting their dick sucked tonight
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    • God damn people are dickheads nowadays just for a joke.
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    • Wow. You managed to piss off your girl and still not be funny. Well done.
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    • This is just fucking rude
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    • Is that an opportunity to mess up your own car?
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    • I can tell I don’t like both people in this video. 1. There’s a snowflake whale. 2.the guy is probably dating that/his name is Calvin.
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    • it's so strange that people do this in the name of Comedy
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    • Not even funny, ruined a drink you probably didn’t pay for, trashed a car, and just an overall right
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    • Guys who do this need a straw shoved up their dickhole
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    • Come on guys this joke is starting to get some momentum let’s do it for the turtles
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    • Calvin anger stems from the fact he can't get hard when trying to have sex..
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    • It’s dangerous slapping a fat girls drink away.
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    • Great. Now you gotta clean your car
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    • Paper is literally supposed to dissolve in water. It’s like the worst material to use for a straw
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    • He does realize that America is not the reason that straws are in the ocean, it’s countries like India and China that are putting trash in the ocean.
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    • But it was his car so who really lost in this situation??
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    • Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants
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    • See if she was Hispanic there would be a chancla flying
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    • Guess what you’ve now wasted someone’s money, dirtied your own car and they have to throw the straw away still
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    • Unnatural colored hair, piercings, fat, I guarantee she’s a “feminist”
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    • She’s using the strap on tonight
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    • Liberals be like
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    • Girls actually like guys like this
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    • just ruining his car
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    • But was the mess in the car worth it
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    • The way she yelled his name was pretty annoying. Though what he did is also annoying. And the name calvin is also annoying. Geez, I'm just annoyed at everything tonight. I need more sleep. Fuck third shift.
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    • You saved her from the calories too
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    • Who the fuck looks at a newborn baby and names it Calvin?
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    • Ok yeah fat chicks with colored hair are the worst but can we just talk about how much of a dick move that was?
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    • Does hair always turn blue when a chick gets over the 200lb mark?
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    • Fat. Tattooed. Pierced. Dyed. What a retarded right. Where are all the real women?
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    • Calvin is kind of a douche. Would've been funnier if he just took the straw away.
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    • Have fun cleaning your truck dipshit.
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    • I would pound that chubby chick all day long and treat her right. Now Calvin gotta clean 64 oz of sticky shit out his truck.
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    • Calvin still has flashbacks to when he was molested with a straw...
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    • Imagin carrying this dumbass in your womb for 9 months... Just to name him calvin
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    • Ladies, don't want to date someone who does this? Date someone socially awkward! - We're too scared to do this type of shit -- You'll be the only person we talk to -- We can't cheat because we can't get laid to begin with -- we'll take a bullet for you because we hate our fucking lives!
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    • Jokes on him because it's his car
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    • How is this funny? It's not funny if it's an inside joke ya ifunny retards
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    • As a person name calvin, I hate this name
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    • Damn what a dick
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    • Why everyone calling her fat? She looks fine to me
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    • I'm assuming you did that in your own car ..so much win
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    • Fuck dude not worth it. Not even that funny
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    • Maybe save that cow while you’re at it
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    • I had a girlfriend that used to do shit like this she would get really mad at me if I used a straw at a restaurant or at home or anywhere and when we were eating at the restaurant she would push the cup out of my hand just like that then she cheated on me because of my straw usage fuck that bitch
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    • calvin needs a ass beating
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    • When you decide to destroy the interior of your $60k Ram Truck
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    • i want her to yell calvin like the dude yells from alvin and the chipmunks yells "alvin"
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    • Why the fuck would you do that in your own vehicle?
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    • WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT IN A PERFECTLY CLEAN F150 YOU CUCK
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    • By hitting the plastic drink out of her hand he ruined someone’s drink messed someones car up and didn’t change anything about the plastic problem
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    • Damn. She looked happy before he did that. How often does someone offer a food or drink that they have?... Dick move.
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    • thats one fat bitch, prob did her a favor doing that.
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    • He won't stop till it's the last straw
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    • Too bad he didn’t realize he fucked up his own truck
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    • since he's driving its probably his car so, good one?
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    • He made a sacrifice for a joke, a true hero we deserve
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    • "Guy being asshole funny. Hur hur."
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    • Saving the turtles by harpooning a whale, classic heroism!
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    • Turtles can't choke on straws if I swallow them all myself
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    • So how does bullying whales save turtles? Whales don’t even eat turtles
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    • Jokes on him dip got smoothis all over his car
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    • Very scum baggy thing to do.
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    • Put your fucking fag tow mirrors down
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    • damn actually laughed
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    • Calvin isn't saving anything. He's just an asshole.
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    • Idk why people do these bits with drinks in their cars like wow. Now you gotta clean that shit up.
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    • Soooo when are they going to bring back cereal straws ....... you know “for the environment”
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    • So all I gotta say is "So all I gotta say is "so all I gotta say is iNigga?"?"?
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    • That Ram truck did nothing wrong.
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    • That kinda made me laugh not gonna lie
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    • Calvin the type of guy to date a girl with blue hair and own an f150
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    • Niggas really out here named calvin
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    • What a fucking dick
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    • This reminds me if the video where the guy slams the brakes to make his GF deepthroat a DQ spoon
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    • Saving whales one straw at a time
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    • Never would do that in my car. I hate having to scrub soda out of the upholstery
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    • The US makes up less than 8% of the world's trash. 0.2% of the US's trash is straws. What these liberal ass politicians are doing isn't shit. They're just spending taxpayer dollar on shit that does close to nothing.
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    • What a dick. I hope she dumps him.
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    • Pretty sure that’s a ram Laramie... in other words he just ruined $800 carpet floor mats
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    • Funny? Nigga wasted $3
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