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    • Similar thing happened in college to some guys I know. I was in a fraternity (no one drugged people cuz we would hurt whoever did) but some girls came from the one across the way and said they didn't like their drinks. SO, our fraternity president and a pledge were like "we'll take em". Got roofied
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    • It’s making me happy seeing all these comments abt destroying the frat and hating the guy who roofied, but also sad cause when I said I got roofied on here y’all had nothing but hate to sling at me like it was my fault for drinking it. Y’all really suck tbh
      itsCai 26 oct
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    • We telling roofie stories? So I was at a game night at this girls house, playing team monopoly and our team went bankrupt. She and I went up to the living room to watch TV. I was drinking an Arizona and I got up to pee. When I came back I finished my drink and 1/2.
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    • He sounds like cass from supernatural
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    • That's him. The sex defender
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    • He is the sex defender
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    • I would love a series where a guy has a substance abuse problems in varieties, and he keeps doing heroic deeds on accident so he keeps getting away with it.
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    • Hold up. If he’s at -1, then technically he can... you know... and still be at 0....
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    • Same thing happened to me in college. Roofies are no joke. It didn't knock me out but my friend, she definitely would have been. I'm 6' 220 lbs football player. She is 5'3" 100lbs. Well the next day, about 15 of us put the boots to this fucking guys face. That's justice. Hate frat guys.Fucking homos
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    • I know it happens, but I legitimately can’t fathom the actually reason for it. Are you really that desperate and pathetic? Talking to a girl, her actually liking you, and her wanting to sleep with you and be engaged is the entire point. Why would anyone want to sleep with a drugged up rag doll?
      aearly92 26 oct
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    • Finally. The sex defender.
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    • used to be a bouncer. saw somebody slip something into a girl's drink once when she turned around. I took the drink out of her hand and threw the guy outside by his neck, got her a new one. cops came but the guy was already gone. people like that make me sick dude, she was like 4'10" and barely 1/2
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    • Man I don’t understand how women can go to a frat house and drink something offered to them without thinking about this, If I was a women I’d be paranoid as fuck even if it might not happen and probably only drink stuff I brought with me (bottled water for example).
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    • It took 28 reports of drugging and a 25 year sentence of one of my college’s football players for 2 counts of date r pe to get what was known to my city for years as the “R pe Frat” shut down. Shit’s sick and so damn common people are numb to it.
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    • Bro colleges suck at dealing with sexual assaulters. Something like 1/4 college student law are assaulted, about 70% of those are reported, and like 97% of confirmed cases are swept under the rug. Chances of it getting swept under the rug is high if the offender is an athlete or in Greek life
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    • It’s really bold of him to think there aren’t people who’d fuck a roofied werewolf regardless of gender
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    • They shoulda charged that frat house and beat everybody with roofies on em.
      Angron 26 oct
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    • I wish this were the case... My uncle went to a party and accidentally got the roofie... The entire frat had thier way with him and he died of aids... Fucking 80's were an godless era
      ADHDarius 26 oct
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    • That's pretty scary. Don't accept drinks that you didn't see get made, ladies. Even then, don't leave you're drink lying around and come back for it.
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    • Ok so thoughts on this cause I can’t make up my mind, this girl that had a crush on me for years made a move on me but she is 16 and I am 21, the legal age of consent in my state is 16 and I’ve talked to a judge and it’s legal to date her but idk what I should do, any outside opinions???
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    • You know it’s probably stupid I never thought about it but there’s this one frat I know that roofies girls and it’s always stay away from there or don’t go there etc but why has no one ever stopped them? Why do we just “avoid” them like tf
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    • Number one rule at a bar or any party thats heavily populated always watch your drink and never accept a sip from anothers cup
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    • Bruh my old roommate would let himself get roofied because then he’d have his girl drive him home and they’d fuck
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    • Unless you get roofied by someone like Cardi B. Who has confessed and is still liked
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    • I was in a frat and I can’t imagine just being known as the “noon frat” and being ok with it
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    • When I was rolling with a frat they only used cans that was it, no solos except for beer pong or flip cup, either bring a flask before hand or dont drink. And if you like to smoke bring your own goods with you be it cigs/ecig/weed I never shared my myle or took cigs from people i didnt trust.
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    • Same happened to me but woke up with my ass hurting. I just like to pretend i didnt wipe good or something...
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    • He has -1 r apes so he can r ape someone and he’ll still have 0 r apes
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    • Sooo you can't say ra pe on ifunny without it getting turned to noon but they feature a dude making a joke about it from a dude called analwizard?
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    • Male privelage be like: everyone assuming it didnt really matter that you got roofied
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    • So guys do get ra ped and I wanted y’all to know that there’s a nail polish you can put on your finger that will change color if there’s a roofie. I know most of y’all wouldn’t wear nail polish but if you do here’s a discreet way to check. Stay safe.
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    • Man just cockblocked a predator, what’s wrong with that?
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    • My dad got drugged at a bar, he drove straight into a curve, 10 minutes in the opposite direction of home. Lost his drivers license and almost his doctors license, he went into a almost depressive state for a while and eventually got divorced.
      derager 26 oct
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    • This actually happened to me once I was at a party and I showed up with my friend female and my old friend from grade school was chilling and hanging out with us and we wanted alcohol so he went and got us some he gave her the drink first her friend took a sip of it and said it didn’t taste right an
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    • 10 outa 10 meme
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    • This is honestly why I hate bars. Just drink at home where it’s safer.
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    • If we catch people roofie-ing other people I say we inject them with succinylcholine (a paralytic drug that leaves you fully conscious and aware but unable to move) and have people take turns beating the shit out of them
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    • Story time- I went to a fraternity party (Im in one too) and I started to play flip cup. I go to an engineering school which is 80% dudes so I was shocked when there were a ton of girls playing with us - I had one beer and then felt absolutely blasted, couldnt speak properly, couldnt walk normally..
      AlAxe 26 oct
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    • I got roofied at a gay bar
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    • Remember, when you go out drinking use a sippee cup.
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    • whats this guys name?
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    • I really wish he reported the guy
      yooyooy 26 oct
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    • I was dd for a group of friends one time and one of the gals got roofied and I ended up kicking in a door at the party to drag her unconscious body out to my car to get her safe from them. Nothing bout being safe from me.
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    • Was at a friend of a friend's house for a small party when these girls walked in. Keep in mind everyone there is 20 and up. I started talking to one of them and I asked how old she was. She said she was 16. Fucking 16. Immediately I was like "wtf are you doing here" and she went on about how (1/2)
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    • My ex girlfriend wanted me to drug her, but we were drug addicts so it really wasn’t a surprise lol idk nothing about roofies, so I just tossed a couple Xanax bars in her whiskey. It was pretty funny ngl, told her the next day, she thought she felt funny lol but we had a huge tolerance to Xanax too
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    • Mans batting -1000 stay losin
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    • Because that's what heroes do.
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    • Guys how normal is it to wake up with no pants and a sore butt after a guy buys you a drink (I'm also a guy)
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    • Sam Morril
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    • Sam Morril is the name I think
      Hazey47 26 oct
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    • Wat is a roofie
      darthm4ul 26 oct
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    • You're scum is you try to drug someone like that. You deserve any consequences that come your way whether it be jail or a brutal beating
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    • I tried nooning myself three times with a combination of lots of vodka and bromazepam.. the most terrible feeling ever, you keep vomiting your guts out with your face inside the toilet and you are getting "drunk" very fast and only wonder if you will wake up. How is roofie different?
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    • This guys good
      MrPee 26 oct
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    • Hes a sexual protector
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    • Lmao everyone was clapping for him while he was strongly inferring he could noon someone and still not be a criminal
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    • Lol they still say this shit about certain frat houses. Kappa Sig is known for it at our college.
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    • You’d think when a frat gets known as the one that roofies people (Pike spikes) chicks wouldn’t go to their parties but nah they’re fucking stupid and go anyways caus they think being in a group makes it impossible to be drugged
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    • This guy really said why file a report when I can make a comedy bit about attempted noon
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    • Tbh i kinda want to get roofied, but in my own house by my own woman
      Warmute 26 oct
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    • Imagime being infertile and letting chicks roofie you
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    • I was roofied five years ago and heard that three girls had their way with me all weekend. I'm honestly ashamed of it. I only just told my wife here recently.
      5ugm4 26 oct
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    • Ahhh parties. I remember those.
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    • Ngl, it seems like he ends his jokes a little too early.
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    • “Male privilege” that noone would believe him if he said he was noond? Really?
      Hawaian 26 oct
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    • I like how we can get features about and with the word blubby, but we can’t even say it in the comments
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    • Ok but. I’m sure he’s glad it was him and not her
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    • We gotta get those numbers up those are rookie numbers
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    • Then im at -hundreds for stopping myself
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    • blubby
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    • He should be happy he wasn't at a furry party...
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    • Pretty much same thing happened to me a few years ago. Left my drink alone for 5 minutes then blacked out and don’t remember anything. My friends and I guess some dude thought my drink was some chicks drink and slipped a roofie in it. Good times
      Jodith 26 oct
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    • Of course it's a frat house. What did you expect
      fanwank 26 oct
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    • 2 weeks ago that happened to me I’m a 230 lb rugby player and was going up and down the street screaming sea shanty’s
      MACTRUCK 26 oct
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    • I have never been roofied thank goodness. But I have been stalked several times.
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    • Anyone else see this on insta before it got here?
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    • Fantastic
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    • Funny. Laughed
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    • nooning
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    • I was waiting for him to say “I have -1 noons.... so the 2nd time I was accidentally roofied”
      AndyyBear 26 oct
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    • Wait that's a thing u can go negative
      ecchiil 26 oct
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    • huh I guess you can't say rap3
      milo6456 26 oct
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    • Yes male privilege
      dukiedog 26 oct
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    • I like his thinking
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    • hstifyfkg fug
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    • Hey I met this dude at my campus. Anyway-
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    • Who’s this
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    • He is a hero
      MrArcherH 26 oct
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 26 oct
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    • Sam and Stav are the best on Pod don’t lie
      David_Lee 26 oct
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    • He sounds like the honest trailers guy
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    • This is why I can't get into drinking, it makes you an easy target
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    • Just roofie yourself when you are home alone everyday so you can build up an immunity to it
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    • Holy fuck I forgot I can’t hear if there’s no subtitles thank you
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    • I think this whole special is on youtube. Watched it a few weeks ago, he is very funny.
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    • Remember anybody can get assaulted, even men (it’s less likely tho). Please say safe out there! Try to avoid big parties w/ a bunch of strangers but if u do go, make sure u watch your drink!
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    • I hope he identified he guy later and said something
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