• *DOORS OPEN AT 9*
OlD PEOPLE AT 8:54
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    • “but I’m here now.”- Karen
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    • I let an old guy in early to the gym and he was mad that doors were locked by it was opening time and I said cause it’s not 8 yet, it’s 7:57. And then he got even madder
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    • THATS... THATS GOTTA BE KAREN!!
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    • This used to be funny to me but then I turned 40 and I literally find myself waiting for businesses to open in the morning.
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    • Ya and the you have rude ass young people showing up at closing time!
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    • Or doors close at 10. People at 9 59
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    • we close at 9 but if ever we close 3 minutes early
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    • I work in a restaurant and this happens every morning without fail
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    • They ain’t got much time left so they’re in a hurry.
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    • I let people in 5 minutes early idgaf
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    • Black Friday
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    • Why the hell is top comment better then the featured
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    • Kane is just doomguy wearing demon skin
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    • Features sucked ass
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    • This guy walked in to the restaraunt I work at at 10:40 and we open at 11. He said "well it's close to 10:40". Workers shifts start at 10:30 so I didnt have much done
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    • “doors close at 9” *black people at 9:05*
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    • Lmfao
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    • It's worse when you try and close. I had a customer sneak their way In from our parking and try and buy when we were closed(i already took out all the money and dropped it in the safe) he got mad when I said we were closed. Screamed at me he wanted my name. Okay dude lol
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    • There should be more kane memes
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    • THATS GOTTA BE KANE
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    • Lol, as I'm reading this, I'm sitting outside a restaurant waiting for it to open in a few minutes 😂 guess I'm getting old
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    • Old fucks love their breakfast.
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    • "but I can see employees inside"
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    • That's gotta be Kane!
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    • KANE
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    • GRANDMA!!! WHERE YOU GET THAT STRENTH?!?!?!
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    • Fucking hobby lobby on the daily
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    • Literally just happened to me at work not 1 hour ago
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    • LET ME IN!!!!
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    • As someone who works as a server in a retirement home, i can confirm this
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    • People also always try and sneak past you or push their way through when the employees enter to go set up and turn off alarms and then get mad cause they just need somthing quick smh
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    • I work at petco and grooming opens an hour before the sales floor and we have to keep the door to/from grooming unlocked and people will come in through that door 30 min before we open. They try the main door, it wont open, so they walk the 30 ft to get to grooming entrance to force their way inside
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    • Let me in. Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
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    • The old people roll up 30 minutes early at my place we don’t have have everything ready half the time
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    • Asian people too
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    • Reminds me of that fat chick in a wheelchair who decided to show up to the shop early on the 1 day they decided to have a sale, and then claim she was just there to buy a phone like any normal day
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    • Boomers... amarite
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    • Black Friday be like
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    • "but I see people inside."
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    • I work at Home Goods and this is 100% true
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    • I love it when old people turn into the mayor of Tennessee at 8:54
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    • Work in a pharmacy, pharmacy opens at 8. There is always a line of people staring at me when I get there at 7:50
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    • Same for close at 9:00PM and it’s 8:54
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    • Let me in? Let me iiiiiiiin?
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    • That door didn’t even have the pins to keep the door on the hinge’s
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    • Dude fucking relate!! I’ve worked at Walmart, Aldi, Foodcity and even a Ross and the old people would show up an hour before the store opens and get mad that they have to wait, then those same fuckers will walk around the store when it’s closing time and take FUCKING FOREVER!!!!!!!
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    • I work at Home Depot. We close at 9. That’s old people and contractors at 9:10
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    • The queen has breached containment
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    • Old white people ate really something in retail. Some can be the nicest people you ever met, and some of them just piss you off
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    • Kane was a monster
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    • Thats gotta be...thats gotta be KANE
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    • The place I work at opens at 10:30 and someone came in 10:05 and when I told them we weren’t open he got pissed. I explained to him the fryers weren’t even turned on yet. He got pissed a just stormed out.
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    • Old White People
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    • The gym I work at opens at 5am and these geezers line up like it’s a fukin bread line right out the door at 4:30
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    • I work in a noonelry store with an armed guard. We usually get there about 90 minutes before opening to set cases up. For security reasons, we all have to go in at one time with the armed guard standing there. You wouldn’t believe how many old people we get trying to just walk in with us
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    • You mean @ 7:22AM
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    • i work retail and can confirm
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    • old Kane was lit
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    • Let me in. LET ME IIIIIIIIN!!!
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    • Id rather it be this than that one customer who shows up at the last minute before closing
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    • That poor country kitchen
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    • Customers at 8 59 when the restaurant closes at 9
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    • I had this happen
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    • And when you tell them you’re not open yet, you’re a disrespectful asshole that needs to treat their elders with respect.
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    • Kane was the best
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    • *at the country kitchen cafe
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    • Back when anthrax was a thing the ace hardware my family was in at the time received an anthrax threat and believed the person who made it was still in the building so they locked everyone in until a police officer could come in and review 2 hours of security footage to see who left the note. After
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    • “Early bird gets the worm”
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    • Also "doors close at 10" *old people at 10:30*
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    • As someone who’s worked at a senior center for over a year. Accurate
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    • Who else misses masked Kane from the early 2000s
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    • Old school Kane will always remain my fav
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    • I work at a bottle return so it’s homeless people
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    • Why did he rip the door off and put it right back in his fucking way
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    • Also employees: *Camps outside Apple, Best Buy, and Game stop the night before a game/Phone/ Tech releases*
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    • *Walks in seconds before closing* Oh good we made it
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    • Kanes debute during the first hell in a cell match. Came in like a monster attacked his brother undertaker and alloweds Shawn Michaels to win....sad how kane is no longer seen as a monster..
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    • Baby Boomers are honestly the rudest people ever
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    • I had someone rip open the locked door once after closing... cops arrived like 5 min later to get him and he was so angry
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    • How do I save this onto my phone
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    • Man them hinges were weak
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    • I don’t like old people
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    • Fun fact for those unaware most time clocks work on 15 min schedules and if u work the majority of that time (8 mins) U will get paid for 15 that means technically at 08 23 38 and 53 using time clock standards 54 is acceptable time for u to open up but this isn’t practical
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    • I just turn up the music when people start trying to get in before open.
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    • Let me in. Let me iiiiiiinnn!!!
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    • If someone pries the door open couldn't they be charged with trespassing?
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    • I work at a 24 hour gas station and I was the only one there and as soon as everyone left I locked the door so I could use the rest room I can back and found an old lady standing at the register... I looked at the door and she had pulled it open to buy a lottery ticket
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    • Dairy Queen worker LMAO and yes fucking OLD PEOPLE AND THEIR GODDAMN 5 BUCK LUNCH AT 10:09 WHEN WE DON'T OPEN TIL 11 ON SUNDAYS
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    • Dude, at walmart they literally pry the exit door open cause "it's a shorter walk to the electric carts".
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    • My mom works at family dollar and literally had some crack head pry the door open for mountain dew and slim jims 10 mins before doors opened
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    • I work nights... everywhere should be open 24 hours if I want something companies should pay people so I can go buy it
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    • What I don't understand is why they'll stand outside the locked door and gate impatiently in the elements instead of waiting in the comfort of their cars. Rain or snow, it doesn't matter. Had some old dude pry the doors open to our vestibule and wait there because it was snowing. How about your car?
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    • OH MY GOD!!! "That has to be Kane"
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    • I make food for people in a retirement home, we open breakfast at 7:30 and we have people in the dining room at like 7:15-7:25. This shit wack
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    • So I'm a server. We open at 7. I get there one day at 615 to let the Sysco for truck guy in. Now, if there is someone besides employees there, can we can't lock the doors. The old couple legit comes in at 630. I tell them we're closed and don't open till 7. The look me dead on the eyes and say....
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    • I work at a bank and it happens quite often that we will lock the doors and 1 minute later someone walks up to the door and pulls on it, only to find it’s locked.
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    • We had the doors open 20 minutes before we opened one time to bring the stuff out, and same lady tried to come inside, we told her we weren't open and she got mad at us, fucking bitch
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