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    • if we’re cuddling while kissing I’d be more than happy
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    • I would be ok with at least 15 minutes of eye contact at this point honestly.
      chnicken 3 aug
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    • That was good.
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    • i’d be fine with 2 hours of just kissing
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    • Gotta hand it to you, that was good
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    • I fuckin wish I could kiss someone
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    • 10/10 that was well done
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    • Nigga that's what I want more than anything
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    • 2 hours of just kissing? You 15?
      tardsRus 3 aug
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    • Fritzor 5 aug
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    • I’d settle for high-five at this point
      thehubbs 4 aug
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    • I just want love
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    • Please someone hug me for 10 seconds
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    • I just cuddled with a super cute girl all afternoon today and I’m so fuckn happy now
      Takabe 5 aug
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    • iFunny comments: I HATE WOMEN, I’M NO SIMP, CHEATING WHORES! Also iFunny comments: someone just hold me please 😭
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    • Your complaining about only kissing? I fucking wish i could get to that point but ive only ever been on one date in my entire life and she ghosted me after
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    • Just pull your dick out!
      tardsRus 3 aug
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    • But see that’s why girls feel so much pressure. As a girl who wouldn’t have sex with a guy on the first few dates I can tell you it very hard to deal with when a guy is visibly upset when I refuse to take it any further. I don’t care about how much money you spent on the date I care about personalit
      lubbug 5 aug
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    • I mean, I haven’t had sex w my girl yet. I’m still happy w only kissing and cuddling for now. I know that after the period of continuous sex for a few weeks or months, it’ll just go back to wanting to only cuddle or enjoy her presence. So I really don’t care if we have sex any time soon,
      saucyG 5 aug
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    • You’re a fuckin 🤡 for wanting pre-marital sex
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    • Yo... people really don’t understand the pain of blue balls that arises from kisses for hours.
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    • Y'all gross she doesnt always wanna have sex. This is why the majority of woman in this world hate us.
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    • Until your fuckin testicles explode
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    • Its finally happening boys. I literally slid into this pretty good looking chicks dms yesterday, and she wants to fuck tomorrow. I dont have a place to bring her but where theres a will theres a way. Wish me luck.
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    • How come girls are so into annoying gay kids
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    • I’m blue daba dee daba die
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    • I’d be just fine with a simple compliment rn
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    • The left hand? Hmmm
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    • I’d be fine just hugging a girl rn
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    • when you go the whole day making your crush laugh :) im in boys.
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    • Rub it out when you get home and look forward to the next time you hang!
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    • Honestly just a hello would do it at this point
      McKD1 5 aug
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    • Imagine whining that you get to kiss someone
      GrayDown 7 aug
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    • I remember feeling like this but nowadays I just pray that someone at least hold my hand
      av43 6 aug
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    • Best believe I’ll dry hump before I get blue balls
      Jr_C 5 aug
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    • Why complain? Kissing is nice
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    • Hey guys, I just got my first kiss the other day! I'm a senior in high school and I was getting frustrated and mad cause it hadn't happened yet. Let me tell you, it was worth it. To all my kissless homies, your time will come. Have a great day.
      Pewbacca 7 aug
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    • Kissing > Fucking
      Homer 7 aug
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    • Fuck you I love kissing my girlfriend, if you get mad just cuz she don't wanna fuck then you're the one with issues
      z4chk0h1 6 aug
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    • 2 hours of kissing and hugging is a dream for us isnt it Lam3nt
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    • I don’t even give a shit about sex at this point I just want someone who is real
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    • Damn I wish I was attractive enough for a boyfriend
      akira_ 5 aug
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    • I just want someone to cuddle wit
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    • i’d give anything for 2 hours of kissing 😂
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    • Goddammit just hug me please I need some affection
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    • Kissing for 2 hours??
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    • How I be when I see Gwen from total drama island
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    • I wouldn’t complain lol
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    • Anyone who wouldn’t be okay with this is just a horny person. They ain’t into you. I’d fucking lose sleep over a single kiss.
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    • Don't Expect Anything! Fuck You Dumb Lil Kids
      4Pep 5 aug
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    • idk what to think of the cliche that guys just wanna be loved. Like yeah its better than just wanting to bang, but at the price of our mental health in a way
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    • Yea after 2 hours of kissing and her grabbin my dik she said she’s waiting for marriage. This was all after i told her i was leaving for a year in 2 days and then she texted me sayin she had deep feelings for me. This All happened in a day i never hung out with her before and didnt text her back idc
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    • I’d take 1 minute of kissing at this point
      _Cup_ 5 aug
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    • The first time I made out with a lovely girl I found out the pain of having blue balls but honestly it was still amazing
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    • How is kissing for 2 hours a fail
      Krauser 5 aug
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    • lmao this girl i had a thing with 2 months ago. she was my first kiss and shit. and after a month i told her we should end cause i want a relationship and she doesn’t. so work was awkward cause we work together and then we just didn’t talk at all. idk why but it was like that. i find out less than a
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    • f*ckboiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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    • This was amusing
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    • Ok that’s pretty good
      Yatsuto 8 aug
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    • Nothing wrong with just kissing! A guy who respects someone who doesn’t want to do more yet is a great guy
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    • This is what I do after 2 hours of kissing
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    • I had sex with my loving girlfriend for the first time last night. I’m so glad she’s been all of my firsts
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    • Kissing is fun tho...
      Vanir 5 aug
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    • Give him a hand for that joke, he deserves it
      WARHER0 5 aug
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    • Having a gf isn't what you think it may be... I wish I never met women
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    • Unless you've agreed your specifically over for sex having this attitude is kind of shitty. Could be shes on her period and too embarrassed to say, or she just dont want to fuck. if youre more upset that you didnt get your nuts in than happy about the time you spent together youre probs a dick
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    • That’s cause your shirt is a dress, she got confused
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    • Id settle with just communicating with a human at this point
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    • Kissing is better than nothing!
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    • "Just kissing" remember when kissing someone was a big deal in relationships and showed you and your other truly cared for each other?
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    • Guy is pretty attractive
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    • Making out is fucking awesome. Can be better than sex. But always better if sex follows or imma be jerking
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    • I would be okay with that but no one loves me
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    • Imagine having someone that loves you.. holy cannoli I’m gonna go shower in sadness now
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    • Ima_eat_your_dog here, eat my dog, you won't
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    • Can I just get a smile and maybe be said hi to
      luhFella 5 aug
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    • If I make out with a guy for 2 hours and he doesn’t try anything we gonna have to change something about that cause u know damn well I’m not kissing for a whole 2 damn hours and nothing happens like damn
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    • Honestly the idea of sex freaks me out. Probably will die a virgin (willingly). I've been offered sex before but I left.
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    • Boys i meet a nice girl on tinder today and she seems dope asl and we actually have a lot of things in common, I asked her out on a date and she said yes...pray for me yall
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    • I just want someone to talk to. I feel invisible as fuck. I haven’t had a conversation out loud in weeks. People just instinctively avoid looking at me. People run into me in public ALL the time and maybe 1 in 10 times they so much as look up.
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    • Yalls parents were watching soft core porn movies in front of you as a child & it shows
      Misster 5 aug
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    • i fucking hate myself like i jsut get over a girl after two years fall for someone who’s been in front of me this entire and about to move to a different state like fuck man i’m so tired of all this bullshit
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    • Man, y'know what the dream is? Cuddling while watching a movie, maybe some kissing, and having her fall asleep in your arms. That's all man, that's all I need
      TawpHat 5 aug
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    • Him to his meat:
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    • So I drove 40 minutes to this girls house she was home alone I’m thinking oh cool somethings gonna go down, nope we watched a movie that she fucking fell asleep though
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    • Tomio 5 aug
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    • Foreplay is good though
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    • This one time I went to a girl's dorm after riding on my bike for 4 hours at 12 at night immediately after work we spent all night in her bed cuddling watching a movie and even made out for awhile then in the morning everything was still going well I left feeling like we had a connection but (1/2)
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    • i kiss for like 2 seconds then start fucking lol
      IlIl 7 aug
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    • Guys complain so much
      lll11ll 6 aug
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    • Okay shut the fuck up incels this meme is for people who actually get laid
      Mickle1 6 aug
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    • Premarital sex is a mortal sin and leads to unwanted pregnancy, broken families, abortion, divorce, and turns women and men into sexual objects rather than human beings to be loved.
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    • The “she”pulled out hers
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    • Kissin the homies goodnight
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    • I was gonna say 2 hours of just kissing. That sounds dope.
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    • Coming home once again after not having physical contact with another human being outside of family in 17 years:
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