When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
when your instinct never fails you
i feel like you're lying but alright.
dexter
@DexterSoWhat
Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
10 nov 2020
when your instinct never fails you i feel like you're lying but alright. dexter @DexterSoWhat Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM
Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it.
"Fragile Mesaulinrty'
Artist Unknown
balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall
"a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
ShrineofAzura ShrineofAzura
26 sep 2020
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it. "Fragile Mesaulinrty' Artist Unknown balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall "a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Next time to I off
my meme, do more tha justa litthe ole" virus
Themessageboy Themessageboy
1 may
Next time to I off my meme, do more tha justa litthe ole" virus
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
28 jun
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Catholic_Ancap Catholic_Ancap
21 oct 2020
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
gucci gang
avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth
Youre goddamn right.
fame fame
24 sep 2020
gucci gang avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth Youre goddamn right.
Xinity Xinity
27 sep 2020
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Meet my Uncle's dog. He likes to spend his evening playing the piano and singing