• Poor country: contains lots of oil and
other natural resources
America:
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    • We aint stealing bitch, we conquering
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    • It's not stealing if you're freeing Venezuela from an oppressive dictatorship. Stop resisting out help.
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    • Actually... America is the biggest producer of oil in the world.
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    • Explain why we haven't done this to Canada then? They're very rich in resources and extremely fucking weak. 80% of their economy is basically the US, so we could easily starve them out for a few months and invade.
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    • The aid we give to other countries far outweighs oil we have supposedly stolen. We get oil by buying it at a much cheaper price because the country is developing or we get oil in exchange for using our military as protection from communist countries who do steal oil.
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    • All oil is property of America no one else deserves it
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    • People when saying this never seem to realize that these countries flourish when the US starts buying oil from them
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    • What are shit hole countries going to do with it? Look at Africa. Abundant in resources and they cant get their shit together long enough to over power the US and China in the world market.
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    • Why does everyone ignore what the brits did to the Ottoman Empire for oil
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    • People complain when America goes to another country for oil but also complain when gas is expensive
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    • Nah, we aren’t “stealing” we’re helping a “revolution” overthrow a “dictator”
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    • Lol I get it, he's stealing cause he's black
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    • "This country finna be liberated"
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    • It’s not stealing if they willingly trade with you
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    • this dude look like the bitch that got shot with a poison dart in star wars 3
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    • Its called spreading democracy you uneducated fool
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    • That guy in the background already watching him
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    • When every country did the exact same thing, but the United States did it best so everyone else is salty because America Is superior.
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    • A country with an abundance of natural resources shouldn’t be poor in the first place
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    • If we make the one-time change to solar energy and other renewable resources like it, there would be far less poverty. I even know how we’re going to get the money and replace the jobs, but nobody listens to the small voices
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    • my brother was in the IRAQ war and all he did was pretty protect the oil rigs and help set them up. he never saw weapons of mass destruction maybe because iraq was to poor and dumb to have any lol
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    • Cant steal what belongs to the U.S.
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    • i mean eventually were gonna run out soon and of the middle east keeps hoarding and raising their prices for oil just because they dont like our ideas and beliefs? then nigga were gonna steal that shit idgaf
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    • Hey, at least we ain’t socialist.
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    • Except that doesn’t happen. How are there so many punk America haters on this?
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    • Funny thing is, most of the oil in Iraq is sold to Europe. This includes the oil sold by ISIS, looking at you France.
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    • it's funny because generally we don't do it for the oil, we do it because we can't stand countries that are opposed to us to be even semi successful, and of course we need to support the military industrial complex
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    • America is currently one of the largest exporters of oil.
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    • Ahh yes I remember when the US invaded its leading supplier of oil imports...Canada. There was maple syrup and hockey gear littered in the streets. I still have nightmares.
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    • We are not stealing. We are simply liberating the oil.
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    • Then they’re not poor. They’re just poorly governed
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    • Time_ 7 apr
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    • You know alot of people say were in the middle east for oil but we actually are using less middle eastern oil then ever, we are there to make people money more than for oil
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    • You appear to have a case of the oppression, we have come to liberate you, please do not resist
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    • Y’all acting like we’re just tryna steal Venezuela’s dirty ass, no good oil; when in reality we’re just tryna help a country in disrepair out. The U.S is almost completely self-sufficient when it’s comes to oil
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    • It's not stealing if no one owns it
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    • They'd be rich too if they didn't squander everything like dipshits.
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    • Has anyone else ever jacked off to the scene from Spiderman (2002) when Kirsten Dunst and Tobey Maguire were in the rain and you could see thru her shirt?
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    • It's not stealing if it's war
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    • Y’all dumb af if that was really the case we would own South America and Africa
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    • It’s not stealing if you annex the territory and consume its natural resources and give back its independence when the resources are depleted
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    • It's not like they were gonna use it. If it weren't for us, they'd still be grunting in their mud huts
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    • We can do more with it than them *shrugs*
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    • Why the hell would America want anyone else's oil we have more than everybody else
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    • We have plenty of Oil here, except the liberal progressives refuse to let it be drilled... So we go and steal it from another country?
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    • Pop quiz: in the 10 years we had complete control over Iraq, how much oil did we take?
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