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    • Run
      KermitsBeretta 6 sep 2019
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    • And before anyone says "just have a gun" look up the "21-foot" rule
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    • Bruh I know they're just practicing, but no one is going to come at you with that little force, or be dumb enough to not move the knife to still gut you as you side step. Its gonna happen fast and it's going to get you. You need to accept that if you're going to survive a fucken knife fight. (Cont)
      EchoTree 6 sep 2019
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    • How to survive in London
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    • Use tactical hugging
      ChewedUpGecko 6 sep 2019
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    • BruhSoundEffectt 12 sep 2019
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    • Don’t worry folks I’m doing my best to remove spam bot comments lmao.
      MixedUnitTactics 11 sep 2019
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    • Tldr: don't let them stab you?
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    • mugstar 17 sep 2019
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    • First rule of defending a knife attack, you WILL get cut. Best thing is for yourself to decide where you will get cut, best place is the back of your arm, least amount of arteries or veins there. keep the knife away from your abdomen, neck, and groin area, you have lots or major arteries there.
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    • “The best way to survive a knife fight is to not be there.” Like yeah no shit.
      BlibbleBob 16 sep 2019
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    • Or just carry a gun. Parry that bitch.
      CalmB4Storm 11 sep 2019
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    • Step 1: Wear a full body suit that will protect you from knife attacks
      armenaa652 14 sep 2019
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    • What if a hobbit stabs me with a leaf knife
      Supervisors 11 sep 2019
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    • I wish the guy who attacked me made super predictable moves like that instead of being a fucking crazy meth head
      AllLoveBro 11 sep 2019
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    • The_LORDS_Prophet 11 sep 2019
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    • As my first feature, rest assured I’ll do my best to keep shitty top comments from happening hell yeah
      MixedUnitTactics 11 sep 2019
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    • Ventilate em with a handgun.
      BoneSplinter 6 sep 2019
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    • Let's face it no one on this app goes out enough to risk getting mugged.
      TheooLegend 11 sep 2019
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    • Tip in a fight in general, there is no such thing as cheap shots. Not sure why anyone doesn't go for the crotch when fighting, you aren't fighting professionally, you dont know what the other guy is capable of, you dont know if he will even stop after he knocks you out, why risk it?
      Pandapunch 11 sep 2019
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    • How to survive a knife attack
      Leviathan488 11 sep 2019
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    • JosephJoestar_ 11 sep 2019
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    • sprinkdaconq 11 sep 2019
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    • Tip #5: carry a gun
      SaltyArtilleryman 11 sep 2019
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    • #1 pull out gun
      imnoon 15 sep 2019
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    • Step 5. Pull out your legally purchased firearm
      CoolioClaw 15 sep 2019
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    • Just say 'No', it aint that hard
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    • Step 5: Have a gun
      Dazed4ndConfused 11 sep 2019
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    • But people can’t stab you that’s illegal
      T_E_D_D 11 sep 2019
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    • An old Frogman (a Navy Seal in Vietnam before they were called Seals) taught us in the police academy: keep your palms toward your face when in a knife fight. If your block slips and the knife snags your wrist, you're dead. The back of your arms however, can take a lot of damage, being mostly muscle
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    • Bruh just say no, he legally cant stab you if you say no
      SwirlyderpYt 11 sep 2019
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    • Ha stabbing people is illegal nobody does that
      matt97cobra 11 sep 2019
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    • Any real self defense/martial arts program will tell you to not engage and run but if you find yourself in a real fight with someone with a knife know that no matter what you WILL be stabbed/and or cut. So rule of thumb is limb or life
      j0ker381 11 sep 2019
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    • what if he has 2 knives
      violetelf_mage 11 sep 2019
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    • Or I just pull out my gun that I always carry and say you brought a knife to a gunfight
      overtmatt2400 11 sep 2019
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    • 9/10 times you're gonna get stabbed unless you can get enough distance between the attacker and you. Protect your vitals, control the knife and connected arm, do enough damage to get away.
      DevilMayCry5 11 sep 2019
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    • UFPro on YouTube. They do cqb and medic rundowns like so everyone can see
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    • Just bust out the pocket sand
      Bottom_Feeder 11 sep 2019
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    • Step One: be John Wick
      ExpiredGallowing 11 sep 2019
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    • Discombobulate
      Dicktator 11 sep 2019
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    • Just carry a gun and when you get mugged by someone with a knife you say sorry buddy but you brought a knife to a gunfight
      waxensafe215 11 sep 2019
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    • Bold of you to assume I want to survive
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    • Another good thing to do is while running, get your belt off as fast as possible. Boom! You just extended your arm length by 3' if you need to defend yourself
      Doodzbutts 11 sep 2019
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    • Imma go into the hood and yell the N word and try this out
      StinkFinger 11 sep 2019
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    • Best way to survive a knife attack: have a gun
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    • Lmaoo it was really like “step one to not getting stabbed: don’t be near stabby things
      Trumpalicious 11 sep 2019
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    • Seriously though guys, don't think you can't take a knife because you have "experience". Even the best fighters in the world tend to get punched at least once in a brawl. With a knife, one thrust or cut can change your life, or end it. But i think the best way to learn to defend from a knife is...
      Deity_Link 11 sep 2019
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    • Speaking from experience: you arent gonna be john wick when some dude pops up with a knife. Your body will react on it's own and you will run until you're sure they arent following you. Then you're gonna be a nervous wreck. You wont be a macho guy when some drunk pulls a knife on you, not twice
      Jombie 11 sep 2019
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    • Just so everyone knows, defending against a knife wielding attacker, even if you are experienced, you are almost certainly going to get cut so it’s best to try to escape before trying to be a badass
      Dehydrated 17 sep 2019
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    • The best defense against a knife is a gun. But not just any gun, as a knife is proven more effective within 20 feet against any gun where aim is necessary. However, this is not an issue if you have an ultra short sawed off shotgun “room clearer”.
      Inkveins 16 sep 2019
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    • How to survive a knife attack: pull out a bigger knife
      LeBigWeenie 15 sep 2019
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    • Tip 5: draws pistol 🔫
      GFlaithbertaigh 12 sep 2019
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    • Be the knife attacker
      cowsareyellow 11 sep 2019
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    • Have a gun
      ohshitaghost 11 sep 2019
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    • In tip one he was really sad that the other guy ran away
      ChickenGod568 11 sep 2019
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    • Pull out your cock, no one wants to fight a dude with his cock flapping around
      Fidel_Cashflow__ 11 sep 2019
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    • Concealed carry shot to the face. Knife loses.
      HonDuh 11 sep 2019
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    • Tip 5: Carry a concealed firearm.
      PLANofMAN 11 sep 2019
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    • Run and if that is not an option be more aggressive than your attacker everything else is going to go out the window the second fight or flight kicks in
      theCrimsonFucr 11 sep 2019
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    • "Hey, try to stab me like 80 times so I can make a cool video"
      TurtleFortress 11 sep 2019
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    • Face the inside of your arms inward, as you have too many arteries exposed. Keep distance and kick at shins. Redirect movements with slapping of arms.
      lazlaozi 11 sep 2019
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    • Most of you retards have never been in a fight. Things are a lot different in real life, and an unarmed opponent will almost never win against an armed one irl
      cockpoet 11 sep 2019
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    • Here a video of that Russian dude that got stabbed and then beat the shit out of his attacker
      PissCereal 11 sep 2019
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    • Look at all the iFunny losers who are all of the sudden self defense experts
      BiohazardCR 11 sep 2019
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    • Tip 5: call in an air strike
      MatteoCocchiola 11 sep 2019
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    • Assume you will get cut,keep fighting when you get cut, fight to escape (if possible) everything is fair game, fight dirty you’re fighting for your life
      pman2969 11 sep 2019
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    • “where did you learn to defend yourself” “ifunny”
      fssetill 11 sep 2019
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    • Step 1: don’t piss someone off to the point where they want to stab you
      Despair3372 11 sep 2019
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    • Tip 5: get a conceal carry. The desire to stab isn't as strong as the desire to not get shot
      ClassyOrange 11 sep 2019
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    • These work if you practice them, but if you don't chances are you're going to get your ass stabbed. I can see the attacker in this video didn't bend his elbow almost at all with most of his stabs, which could have allowed him to stab the guy in the face. Just run
      impend 11 sep 2019
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    • I go to public school so this is very useful!
      poopoopeep 11 sep 2019
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    • The most common first move, is an overhand stab to the neck. Counter this by hitting their mid-forearm with your mid-forearm. They won’t be able to angle their wrist to get your arm. Lock your hand on the back of their elbow and pull them forward.
      Macow24 11 sep 2019
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    • Step 1. Wear Protective Gear Everywhere
      Dota_3 11 sep 2019
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    • I once got stabbed by my ex girlfriend's brother after I dumped her that was fun
      EmperorEdge 11 sep 2019
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    • Dont you love it when you like the feature then iNigga is like "LEMME JUST GIVE YOU THIS ACHIEVEMENT" and then it restarts the cideo
      Hottest_Harley 11 sep 2019
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    • Solution: use your conceal carry pistol to shot your leg so the attacker feels bad about mugging a disabled man
      zegermanbomberya 11 sep 2019
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    • 1) have a gun
      Adrian_6 11 sep 2019
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    • This is probably the first video on defending against a knife that isn't complete dogshit
      EpicChimp 11 sep 2019
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    • Tip 5: Carry a gun
      ShadowCloud147 11 sep 2019
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    • If your life is ever seriously threatened by someone with a knife and they intend to attack you and nothing else; expect to be cut, especially if you cannot escape easily.
      Imnotstr8 11 sep 2019
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      AIibi 11 sep 2019
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    • Best thing to realize going into a knife fight: you ARE going to get cut. So don’t freak out when it happens
      GrandpaRick 11 sep 2019
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    • I'm too small to be doing any of this.
      DaleyJen 11 sep 2019
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    • Okay but what if they had two knives
      Saiyan_draws 11 sep 2019
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    • At my old job (prison) I had training on hand to hand defense techniques and I never once applied them even when some jackass had a shiv. It works in concept but in a fight that’s out the window.
      Shellhead304 11 sep 2019
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    • But I already know the POWER SLAP and ELBOW DESTRUCTION. what else is there?
      Rigfennid 11 sep 2019
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    • If you grab his arm you probably pull him grab his torso and slam him like an arm drag or you could hip throw him
      jsteele07 11 sep 2019
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    • Bang bang! Says the colt .45
      CRS6132 11 sep 2019
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    • #5 carry a gun
      Xile523 11 sep 2019
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    • Step 1 bring a gun
      baddog2246 11 sep 2019
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    • Can confirm number 3 does not work if attacker has two knives... hopefully next patch fixes this.
      Borus 11 sep 2019
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    • Gyoubu_the_Demon 11 sep 2019
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    • Guys. Unless you have a ton of training. Run. Just run. Knife fights are fucking scary, and bloody. You're not John wick. Just bail.
      toxiccomando 11 sep 2019
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    • Thanks for that, boss!
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    • A gun
      CaptainMerica 6 sep 2019
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    • I like how he just has no form up until the move to redirect the attack to show as long as you’re not panicking this can be done by anyone.
      iForgetMyPassword 17 sep 2019
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    • Step 1. Don't get stabbed
      HentaiReview 17 sep 2019
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    • Advantages of having a knife over a gun is they’re sleeker, easier to hide, much quieter even if the victim screams, reliable (as in no mechanical malfunctions or any type of ammunition) and can be used as a tool. But they’re more messy and can be more difficult to effectively use in a fight
      onebigloogie 16 sep 2019
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    • or you can get a pice of clothing wrap it around your hand and try disarming the knife without sustaining any damage
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    • Step 1. Close in. Step 2. Knee to the dick. Step 3. Discombobulated. Step 4. Run
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